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>>51439189
>>51439295
Absol is usable, but it's not great. Its plain design rivals that of Furfrou, but without the generation gimmick of personalizing the hairstyle. Whatever crime you committed to be forced to wish for ABSOL over most other mons must have been one hell of a misdemeanor.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 18:03:16 No.51439547 Report

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>>51439488
My crime is called "this is NOT a dog"
And its a battle doomed to be lost…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 18:06:09 No.51439574 Report

Quoted By: >>51440525 >>51452602 >>51452632

absol is one of those pokemon I used to like, but exposure to its fanbase has stripped away what I liked about it. cute absol just feels wrong, like you're making something else completely. disrespectful.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 18:07:38 No.51439587 Report

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>>51439547
>My crime is called "this is NOT a dog"
You're coming up on about 6 generations too late to make that argument. And Absol is supposed to be a literal omen not some "cute and fluffy" trashmon

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 18:12:42 No.51439625 Report

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>>51439587
nobody cares about absol except for sex. He is a trashmon as well.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 18:14:00 No.51439630 Report

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>irl absol

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 19:17:27 No.51440044 Report

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>>51439630
Not even close

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:09:02 No.51440397 Report

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>>51439189
>posting pictures of my wife on 4chan
unfathomably based. Have a picdump.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:10:39 No.51440407 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:13:28 No.51440428 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:19:16 No.51440458 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:21:32 No.51440470 Report

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Absol!

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:23:18 No.51440479 Report

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Lycanroc

Lycanroc Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:25:02 No.51440489 Report

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*wake up, go back to sleep*

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:30:48 No.51440525 Report

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>>51439587
>>51439574
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't like cute Absol. What the fug.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:43:34 No.51440610 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:45:44 No.51440628 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:49:20 No.51440648 Report

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>>51439488
nigga what the fuck are you talking about? no one who likes Absol gives a shit about Furfrou and especially doesn’t give a shit that Absol hasn’t been meta since gen 4 when it was a gengar/alakazam counter

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:52:22 No.51440677 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:56:47 No.51440704 Report

Quoted By: >>51440740 >>51440748

bless zinfyu for the endless torrent of high quality Absol art. He is a champion among men.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 20:57:40 No.51440711 Report

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>>51440525
>only like something when it has nothing to do with the actual original thing
Just make an OC and get it over with, furfaggot.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:01:25 No.51440740 Report

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>>51440704
Recently stumbling upon Zinfyu's excellent works of art and finding archived copies of a certain fanfiction written by NidoranDuran/Megadeth425 has inspired me to start drawing some of my own, dedicated to that story. It's a raunchy smutfic but the subplot involving Lethe is absolutely stellar.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:02:08 No.51440748 Report

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>>51440704
zinfyu has a tiny dick!

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:22:21 No.51440899 Report

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>>51440748
Zinfyu is an absol Gigachad. The madlad took his Absol daki with him on his military service.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:28:56 No.51440941 Report

Quoted By: >>51440978 >>51441007 >>51441040 >>51441909

reminder that these fetishes are focused on humiliation which is why OP even makes these threads. don't feed it.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:35:21 No.51440978 Report

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>>51440941
>focused on humiliation
It's okay to be wrong, but you're wrong

>don't feed it.
My ambition is to work my way up to half a terabyte of attractive female Absol artwork, and I'm not letting you spoil it.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:38:56 No.51440996 Report

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>>51440525
It's so damn obvious how this pic is haphazardly sanitized into SFW. . .

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:41:12 No.51441007 Report

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>>51440941
Say who's exactly being humiliated here dear Anon?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:43:21 No.51441023 Report

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>>51440978
anon.. you're doing it right now

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:45:51 No.51441035 Report

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>>51441007
Pokemon animators at it again. Absol horns don't articulate, silly!

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:46:54 No.51441040 Report

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>>51440941
but i didnt made this thread this time around anon, in fact this is even my first post in an absol thread since last time

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:48:54 No.51441051 Report

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>>51441023
Post absol pics or gtfo. Here's your (You).

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 21:51:40 No.51441061 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 22:00:03 No.51441101 Report

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Smug absol is best absol

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 22:00:52 No.51441106 Report

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cute

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 22:04:07 No.51441123 Report

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>>51439189
Just make an absol tulpa already christ

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 22:12:41 No.51441163 Report

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Mods will mald over this post and delete it but are too cowardly to ban me for it because they know I'm not breaking any rules.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 22:14:55 No.51441177 Report

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>>51439189
You would just do sex to her

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 22:16:06 No.51441183 Report

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>>51441177
Not OP but I would do sex to a lot of pokemon including absol, Tyranitar, Nidoqueen, Virizion, and Gardevoir

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Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 23:29:18 No.51441602 Report

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>>51440740
>Lethe
Now there’s a name I haven’t seen in a while. Very based.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 00:20:17 No.51441828 Report

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>>51441035
But that's actually their ear…
And I still wanna know how the onter one looks like

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 00:22:56 No.51441844 Report

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>>51439189
Go back to /lgbt/

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 00:34:16 No.51441883 Report

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>>51441602
My travels have exposed me to many anime girls, but my OG waifu was always Lethe. A snarky Absol that quotes Red Dawn when she's on death's door? hell yeah.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 00:36:36 No.51441897 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 00:38:25 No.51441909 Report

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>>51440941
what fetishes
for once this is a /vp/ thread that's only 60% deviantart

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 01:27:05 No.51442205 Report

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>>51441909
All the Zinfyu ones I actually got from Pixiv and previous threads from here and /trash/. I need to make more.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 01:28:26 No.51442211 Report

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>>51442205
yeah but they aren't really fetish art, theyre just overly anthromorphic

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 01:54:08 No.51442365 Report

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>>51440677
I'm sexually attracted to this specific Absol. Only this one.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 02:12:05 No.51442468 Report

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>you will never be absol's pet

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 02:56:04 No.51442752 Report

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>>51442211
>theyre just overly anthromorphic
overly anthropomorphic is when they bolt massive humanoid tits on an absol, not when they show her holding a camera or wearing a skirt.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 03:36:32 No.51442991 Report

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Takes on this? The footprint has been like this since gen 3. Strikes me as being too big to just be a dewclaw.
Thumbs would help with climbing around in the mountainous regions Absol are known for living in. As intelligent and long-lived as they are I wouldn't be surprised if they started evolving thumbs anyway.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 11:00:09 No.51444464 Report

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she always makes me so horny its unreal. she was just made to pleasure men

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 11:25:40 No.51444537 Report

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she looks like she fucks trainers

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 11:30:13 No.51444545 Report

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looks like i reposted imagies in my horny state
sorry about that

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 11:43:33 No.51444595 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 11:56:59 No.51444659 Report

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>>51441123
>Tulpa
B-b~but thats sorcery anon-kun, and Jehovah doesn't like sorcerers . .

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 12:06:35 No.51444697 Report

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she is quite an attention whore

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 12:29:05 No.51444789 Report

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>>51444697
Well, maybe if her beloved [s:lit]trainer[/s:lit] husband would get off his damn phone and cuddle with her, it wouldn't be a problem. But he's been singing "I Play Pokemon Go Everyday" since 5:30 in the morning.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 12:38:36 No.51444823 Report

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My face -> Absol's chest tuft -> Heaven

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 12:40:46 No.51444830 Report

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Absol's horn -> my chest -> pain

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 12:43:11 No.51444837 Report

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imagine how good she must smell

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 13:34:47 No.51445043 Report

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>>51444837

> Humanoid head shape
> relatively flat, humanoid face
> Intelligent, compassionate towards humans enough to warn them of danger
> Human lifespan
> Probably has a very good sense of hygiene, too.
anons, she's perfect.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 13:41:19 No.51445079 Report

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>>51445043
>will be your friend and partner for life
>always looks out for you
>is good with children
maybe she can even bear yours
wife material

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 15:25:32 No.51445502 Report

Quoted By: >>51445582 >>51445651

Will she be in the new game bros?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 15:41:44 No.51445582 Report

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>>51445502
she better be

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 15:44:27 No.51445601 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 15:45:48 No.51445611 Report

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>its an 'absol """senses""" that you're going to get in a car accident, just so you stay home with her instead of going to work' episode

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 15:55:06 No.51445651 Report

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>>51445502
Leakerfag already claimed specifically that Absol isn't in.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 16:29:34 No.51445835 Report

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>>51444659
>Peabrained christcuck
Ah you don't have the mental facilities to support a tulpa anyway, you're literally too stupid that your 2 GB ram intel core duo of a brain would fry itself if you tried to install tulpa

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 16:39:21 No.51445872 Report

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>>51445079
> You've known each other since you were both small
> She poured her heart into learning English so she could speak with you, and imitates human behavior as best she can because she wants to be just like you
> Her abilities have saved you and your family from the worst of a couple of natural disasters already.
>Get a bit older, now you're both teenagers, at that age.
>Her platonic affinity for you as a child has now exploded into a full-on crush
>Starts acting super shy
>She's been worried for years now that because you're a human and she's not, you will only ever see her as a very dear friend, but she thinks of you as so much more.
>You reciprocate her feelings, but the question remains as to whether or not she can have children with you.
>You could adopt or find a surrogate, but she wants *your* children.
>It's a historical fact that humans and pokemon used to marry each other all the time, but whether they had children or not has been lost to time.
>You decide to head out with her on a journey to find some answers
>After a year or two you find Jirachi
>Even if Jirachi doesn't know, you can wish for children between the two of you
>Jirachi apologizes for you having had to waste your time searching for her
> Oh no
> It's not possible after all, is it?
> Probably not even something you can wish for
> "No, it works fine between Absol and humans, it just takes more... (((attempts)))" she says, blushing slightly. "So you don't need to waste your wish on something that's already a thing."
> Ecstatic, you both go back home, settle down and you give your absol wife lots of adorable absol babies
>All is right with the world.

Absol truly is best wife

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:06:32 No.51446000 Report

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>>51445651
WHAT!!!!?!?
THEY LET IN LITERAL WHO POKEMON LIKE FLETCHLING AND LUMINEON, BUT THEY DEXCUT ABSOL-SAMAAAAAAA!!?!1?!!

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 17:50:27 No.51446215 Report

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>>51445872
>its warm summer night
>you just returned home from your job as a gym trainer
>pay is good live is good
>you meet your absol wife in the living room
>she has been getting drunk
>you ask her about the kids but she reasures you that they are sound asleep
>she says she got bored waiting for you with all the booze
>she pins you on the floor and she tells you that she wants more children
>you are taken aback, you allready have 5 mouths to feed
>but your wife is so beautifull you just couldnt say no to her
>9 months later you try for another

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 19:57:30 No.51446987 Report

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Absolfuckers make me sick

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 19:59:13 No.51446998 Report

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>>51446987
i got a sickness and the only cure is horn through my chest

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 21:24:39 No.51447515 Report

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>>51445835
> Come home after work on a friday night
> You're met at the door by your Absol wife
> She's always excited on Friday nights, because she gets you all to herself for two whole days
> Has dinner all ready for the two of you
> Once you've both finished eating, you follow her to the washroom where you both shower and wash each other before getting in the bath together
> As she lays in your lap with your arms around her, you discuss your plans you've made together.
> You're both planning a move out of your apartment the center of town up to a spot in the mountains only a few miles away, where you'll build an A-frame cabin to live in.
> It'll mean a commute to and from work, but it's a much healthier environment for your family to grow up in, and it's only about a 20-minute commute each way.
> You've been working the details of this since you were kids, but back then of course you hadn't really considered the possibility of it involving kids of your own.
>A few more months and everything should be in place for the move, and you're both very excited and happy.
> You get out of the bath and dry each other off.
> You got a small version of one of those full-body dryers they have at theme parks for your darling since it takes a lot of rubbing with a towel to get her anywhere near dry.
> You fall asleep in each other's arms, looking forward to taking the little ones out on a hike the next morning

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2022 21:34:34 No.51447578 Report

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>>51447515
i love this green

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 00:11:29 No.51448255 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 04:24:55 No.51449360 Report

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if only I could sleep with the Absol

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 06:47:49 No.51449775 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 13:21:44 No.51450894 Report

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I love dark types!

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 13:33:04 No.51450950 Report

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>>51450894
They're cute! (and lycanroc)

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 14:59:56 No.51451423 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 15:06:29 No.51451468 Report

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>>51445835
>She cant tell that I'm taking the piss out of Pannei
Holy fuck, this place is worse than I ever could hope. . .

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 15:08:42 No.51451484 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 15:17:31 No.51451535 Report

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>>51450894
>>51450950
>>51451423
You could set up a "bakery" with those pastry owners

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 15:21:27 No.51451551 Report

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>>51451484
did you make a new crop or just reused mine?

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 17:02:11 No.51452218 Report

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 17:38:11 No.51452473 Report

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>>51452218
I need this cute and funny cow more than I need breathable oxygen and clean water

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 17:49:33 No.51452542 Report

Quoted By: >>51453093

>>51452473
imagine drinking her water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 17:56:49 No.51452568 Report

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>>51452473
Absol live in the mountains, if anyone can find you breathable oxygen and clean water, she can.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 18:02:03 No.51452588 Report

Quoted By: >>51452627 >>51452980

>>51452473
I have a truly mighty need to pet the Absol, I could die happy
I even had a dream that I was waiting in a DMV, and someone had an Absol on a dog leash, and I was able to pet it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 18:04:12 No.51452602 Report

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>>51439574
>allowing others to diminish your enjoyment of something
What a pathetic sniveling little faggot you are.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 18:07:39 No.51452627 Report

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>>51452588
>on a dog leash
Blasphemous.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 18:07:51 No.51452632 Report

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>>51439574
Gamefreak themselves created cute Absol, I mean just LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE FLUFF AND THAT HAPPY SMILE

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 18:09:32 No.51452645 Report

Quoted By: >>51453060

Threadly reminder that Absol is a cool cat and not a dumb dog. Sorry, cookiefags. I hope you can find it in your hearts to still love sharpcat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 19:02:02 No.51452980 Report

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>>51452588
>someone had an Absol on a dog leash,
Absols are wives, not pets.
Disgust 100

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 19:15:48 No.51453060 Report

Quoted By: >>51453079

>>51452645
No worries fαmpai, I always envision them with the best of both worlds anyways, or just a big cone when feeling c00mstalgia overtaking me funny coincidence how cookies ressemble most ungulate cunnies on the outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 19:19:49 No.51453079 Report

Quoted By: >>51453115

>>51453060
Cookies and knots are weird and gross, human genitals are better looking than both of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 19:20:29 No.51453083 Report

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>>51439189
He's so manly

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 19:23:58 No.51453093 Report

Quoted By: >>51453285

>>51452542
As in bath-water?

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Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 19:29:17 No.51453115 Report

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>>51453079
It isn't a matter of aesthetics but functionality dear Anon
Also I feel like asking someone of culture on Trash to try working their magic again, no idea why it went so easily with Suicune twice in a row. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 20:03:25 No.51453285 Report

Quoted By:

>>51453093
Piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2022 21:23:25 No.51453692 Report

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>now /vp/ is full of piss fetishists
it keeps on goin lower n lower n lower...

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