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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 00:35:11 No.51470848 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51471403 >>51471408 >>51471417 >>51471826 >>51471852 >>51473490

How many trainers have been ambushed, mauled, and eaten by packs of wild sneasel and weaviles on the ice path? You're telling me these pygmy looking motherfuckers don't eat people daily?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 00:35:47 No.51470857 Report

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stop making me jealous of hypothetical people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:11:55 No.51471383 Report

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Stop making me jealous of hypothetical weavile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:16:23 No.51471403 Report

Quoted By: >>51471452

>>51470848
Sneasel eat pokemon eggs, they wouldn't be interested in humans. Weavile seems more omnivorous, but they're also much rarer in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:17:40 No.51471408 Report

Quoted By: >>51473059

>>51470848
Could literally backhand this thing and it'd die.
4x weakness to getting punched in the face with terrible Defence is pretty bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:17:46 No.51471410 Report

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stop making me jealous of hypothetical sneasel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:18:46 No.51471417 Report

Quoted By: >>51471424 >>51471452 >>51471822 >>51473036 >>51473052 >>51473061 >>51473512 >>51474905

>>51470848
Pokemon don't eat people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:20:17 No.51471422 Report

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I’ll kick him In his little chest make his shoulders clap together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:20:30 No.51471424 Report

Quoted By: >>51471445 >>51471452

>>51471417
Pokemon do kill people, and it is canon after PLA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:23:15 No.51471445 Report

Quoted By: >>51471452

>>51471424
Killing isn't the same as eating

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:24:50 No.51471452 Report

Quoted By: >>51471486

>>51471445
>>51471424
>>51471417
>>51471403
What the fuck is this Reddit argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 02:32:04 No.51471486 Report

Quoted By: >>51471789

>>51471452
Well is there any evidence that pokemon didn't eat humans in the past? after all in PLA, there is a ruined village, implyig something happened there. And there is pokemon in the area, specially that ghost that fugged the man. So shit's weird. Many questions, not many answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 03:34:17 No.51471789 Report

Quoted By: >>51471803

>>51471486
Dude. You both are like 'whuh killing is not the same as eating, buh peokemon do kill people', literally who gives a shit whether sneasels eat eggs or heads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 03:36:42 No.51471803 Report

Quoted By: >>51473830

>>51471789
Who gives a shit about anything? retard
It's just a fucking thread in a chinese shitposting board

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 03:37:09 No.51471804 Report

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>takin a shit right now lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 03:43:18 No.51471822 Report

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>>51471417
Isn't Kyurem's thing that it freezes and eats people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 03:43:56 No.51471826 Report

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>>51470848
a lot I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 03:49:32 No.51471852 Report

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>>51470848
>On the Ice Path
If GF had a heart maybe.
Hey, what if that's why you need to be super qualified to be allowed into Mt. Silver, so you don't get eaten by a Sneasel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 09:51:20 No.51473036 Report

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>>51471417
Proof?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 09:58:47 No.51473052 Report

Quoted By: >>51473894

>>51471417
Yes they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 10:01:31 No.51473059 Report

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>>51471408
>punch in the face
It is typeless attack. You would be lucky if it have 1 hp damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 10:02:32 No.51473061 Report

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>>51471417
Salazzle do eat your dick (with her pussy). This is canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 12:34:17 No.51473490 Report

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>>51470848
They sure force human males to have sex with them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 12:40:11 No.51473512 Report

Quoted By: >>51475127

>>51471417
Thanatos eats his victims after Grim goes full berserk mode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 12:58:26 No.51473569 Report

Quoted By: >>51473814 >>51473917

Weavile is the only nu-gen mon I tolerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 13:48:00 No.51473814 Report

Quoted By: >>51473917

>>51473569
>be right back lads... gonna take a shit.
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 13:52:01 No.51473830 Report

Quoted By: >>51474888

>>51471803
Yes you fucking autist, that's what I just wrote, except that it doesn't mean this is a public bathroom. Can you take your fucking meds and fuck off already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 14:05:43 No.51473894 Report

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>>51473052
>she thinks Pokédex entries mean anything after Sugimori admitted they ignore them
topzozz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 14:07:23 No.51473908 Report

Quoted By: >>51474918 >>51474936 >>51474955

My question is how do non-trainers even go about their day when a single wild level 3 pidgey can fuck it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 14:09:06 No.51473917 Report

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>>51473569
>>51473814
dead meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:36:48 No.51474888 Report

Quoted By: >>51474900

>>51473830
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:39:53 No.51474900 Report

Quoted By: >>51474912

>>51474888
Autists like you are the reason why people invented 'work camps'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:40:17 No.51474905 Report

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>>51471417
Vileplume paralyzes and eats people alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:42:32 No.51474912 Report

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>>51474900
>Wanna have some fun conversing about some thread OP made
>NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED FUCK OFF AUTIST
I know you are shitposting, but try harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:42:46 No.51474918 Report

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>>51473908
I'm pretty sure an average adult male could easily BTFO most 1st stage Pokemon lower than level 10. I say most because Ghost, Rock, Steel, and Poison types would still very likely win due regular humans not being able to hurt them (or hurt them without dying horribly in the case of Poison type)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:46:12 No.51474936 Report

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>>51473908
Like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:50:26 No.51474955 Report

Quoted By: >>51474962 >>51474992

>>51473908
Because it is a game and manga anime for kids. In reality pokemon would have destroyed the whole planet by now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:51:49 No.51474962 Report

Quoted By: >>51475000

>>51474955
>In reality pokemon would have destroyed the whole planet by now
Humanity would have never allowed that to happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:57:54 No.51474992 Report

Quoted By: >>51475000

>>51474955
A recurring theme in Pokemon is how human technology absolutely trump any mon's powerlevel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 17:59:10 No.51475000 Report

Quoted By: >>51475065

>>51474992
Yeah? where is this technology in PLA?
>>51474962
Yeah? like those samurai swords that can't even break a pepsi? :^^^)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:10:30 No.51475065 Report

Quoted By: >>51475083

>>51475000
>Yeah? where is this technology in PLA?
There's some, obviously the cast isn't arming themselves with weapons as it's a game for all public but there is still display of technology such as
Pokeballs that literally subdue any mon without human even having to fight them. smokebombs that hinder the view of even the strongest alpha. Sticky glob that stun pokemon ad infinitum as long as they keep being thrown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:13:56 No.51475083 Report

Quoted By: >>51475098 >>51475134

>>51475065
Yeah and there is a whole village destroyed as well, suggesting humans got killed by pokemon. Like you say, they aren't going to show pokemon being vicious like in the edgy manga because it's a kids show. I rest my case.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:15:58 No.51475098 Report

Quoted By: >>51475104

>>51475083
>I rest my case.
The only case getting rested is the case of pokemon being stronger than fighting fit humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:17:18 No.51475104 Report

Quoted By: >>51475116

>>51475098
cope

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:19:53 No.51475116 Report

Quoted By: >>51475132

>>51475104
only ones coping are pokekek kind.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:21:30 No.51475127 Report

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>>51473512
Underrated

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:22:24 No.51475132 Report

Quoted By: >>51475143

>>51475116

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:23:04 No.51475134 Report

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>>51475083
Ok, and? The game displays human killing pokemon as well (by using them as fodder for the ultimate weapon).
so?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:24:46 No.51475143 Report

Quoted By: >>51475148

>>51475132
Oh no, a pokemon destroyed defenseless piles of brick and mortar!
Time for our resident human warrior to beat them into submissive little pokesluts, begging for human dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:25:33 No.51475148 Report

Quoted By: >>51475151 >>51475157

>>51475143
No human in the anime has been seen wrestling wild gyarados, cuck

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:26:39 No.51475151 Report

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>>51475148
>no human in the anime has fought <this specific pokemon>!
cope. I'm not going to go digging through all 1,275 episodes to find one where a gyrados trainer smacked their gyrados into submission.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Sep 2022 18:28:53 No.51475157 Report

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>>51475148
Looks like a net is enough to BTFO the seething snake
just like how a bullet does the trick for a rampaging lion

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