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What do Pokéman and Jesus Christ have in common?

R;ajesh Sun 18 Sep 2022 23:34:16 No.51483206 View View Reply Original Report

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They are both fictional creatures!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 23:36:31 No.51483227 Report

Quoted By: >>51487293

you dumb motherfucker

Chad

Chad Sun 18 Sep 2022 23:39:34 No.51483246 Report

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>>51483206
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:10:25 No.51483412 Report

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>>51483206
Nice try, Satan.

But I'm afraid you are cringe, and a homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:15:05 No.51483444 Report

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Why did they retcon God so bad in the New Testament?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:15:39 No.51483448 Report

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>>51483412
how'd that guy beat that demon if he's half the demon's size

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:16:04 No.51483450 Report

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Edgy

Joe Merrick

Joe Merrick Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:19:45 No.51483462 Report

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nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:15:33 No.51483719 Report

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>>51483206
Dumbass Jesus Christ was a real guy. Now if he was the actual son of god is what's up for debate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:32:09 No.51483780 Report

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>>51483448
Philippians 4:13

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:34:09 No.51483790 Report

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>>51483206
Nice bait.

Now ask what to Pokemon and the Holocaust have in common.

R;ajesh

R;ajesh Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:34:39 No.51483795 Report

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>>51483790
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:38:35 No.51483811 Report

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>>51483206
No, what they have in common is people worship them both. Consoomers and Christians.

theory: satoshi tajiri is still alive

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theory: satoshi tajiri is still alive Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:47:56 No.51483850 Report

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>>51483412
Why is Satan always depicted as a manly muscled, tall strong man while christcucks, their "god", jesus and angels are depicted as trannyfaggot subhuman fEmBoYs, effeminate as shit, weak as shit, estrogenic and jewish? Wonder what they're trying to demonize

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:52:51 No.51483876 Report

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>>51483780
apparently, he can't bulk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:56:35 No.51484165 Report

Quoted By: >>51484515

>>51483850
Because manly muscled men are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:58:37 No.51484175 Report

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>>51483206
Rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:38:52 No.51484324 Report

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>>51483719
Ah so the earthquake that shattered earth when Jesus died in the cross was "just a coincidence bro"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:57:23 No.51484408 Report

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capcha AWKGAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:24:06 No.51484515 Report

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>>51484165
Wrong. You're retarded, since your retarded brain is as small, weak, poisoned and skimpy as the rest of your body

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:30:19 No.51484532 Report

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>>51483412
Why is his symbol an anhk?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:52:28 No.51484606 Report

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I unironicaly attend mass every Sunday and go to confession 2 times a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:52:50 No.51484609 Report

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itt: reee nobody is allowed to banter about us like we do constantly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:56:01 No.51484616 Report

Quoted By: >>51484633 >>51486323

I love Pokemon so much and today I went to mass at my sspx chapel. Life is good and based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 05:03:54 No.51484633 Report

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>>51484616
>sspx

Beyond based. I too love being a trad cath. God speed anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 05:04:01 No.51484634 Report

Quoted By: >>51486073

>>51483206
Jesus and Pikachu are million times more real than your blue-faced cow god, pajeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 05:15:28 No.51484668 Report

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>>51483206
I was honestly expecting the spoiler would be positive. You took the most boring cliche fedora take

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 07:59:08 No.51485172 Report

Quoted By: >>51485184

>>51483206
Jesus was a real person. He was just wrong and lived in an era of barbarism.. but seemed like a stand up guy overall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 08:03:14 No.51485177 Report

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>>51483206
>Both have a fanbase of sensitive pedophiles who cry at the slightest hint of criticism
Checks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 08:03:35 No.51485179 Report

Quoted By: >>51486349

>>51483206
No, his existence is well proven, problem is that the nearest sources on details were all long after the fact and from Christians already starting up the ivory-tower bitchfits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 08:05:55 No.51485184 Report

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>>51485172
He will be regarded as a terrorist if he live with us now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 08:55:20 No.51485279 Report

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>>51483206
>spoiler
Indeed. They're both fake and designed by braindead retards, but they sell well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:27:20 No.51486044 Report

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>>51484532
That's the final boss of DungeonKeeper1 - the daemon is one of your hirelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:34:04 No.51486073 Report

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>>51484634
Gods aren't real
Fictional beings don't deserve worship

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:37:30 No.51486087 Report

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>>51483448
Cause his speed is superior, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:38:37 No.51486093 Report

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>>51486073
Nopon deserve it tho...
>>51486087

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:40:27 No.51486323 Report

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>>51484616
based and Eucharistpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:42:44 No.51486330 Report

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>>51484606
The absolute of churches having more tranny attendants than manly (looking) men at this point LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:47:39 No.51486349 Report

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>>51485179
>well proven
...by? Evidence other than the Bible or Romans repeating hearsay decades after his hypothetical life?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:53:43 No.51486370 Report

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>>51483206
Faithless fool, the void is calling for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 17:49:55 No.51487293 Report

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>>51483206
BASED
>>51483227
COPE

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