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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:08:05 No.51532229 View View Reply Original Report

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What's it like having a Pokemon for a mom?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:10:26 No.51532241 Report

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it's weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:10:37 No.51532242 Report

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>>51532229
How the fuck did She gave birth to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:13:13 No.51532254 Report

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>>51532229
it's not possible, humans can only have pokemon fathers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:13:46 No.51532257 Report

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>>51532229
Man this post sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:13:50 No.51532258 Report

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Well, only pokemon can have pokemon for a mom, so ask one of the few that can talk. They won't answer you because they are CRITTERS though. Verily.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:45:46 No.51532447 Report

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>>51532241

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:46:59 No.51532462 Report

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>>51532254
this, he'd be an Eevee. It's like the artist hasn't even played the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:48:21 No.51532473 Report

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>>51532241
Take me back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 23:49:35 No.51532484 Report

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>>51532462
Maybe she was changed into a Pokémon. That is a technology canon to the games. I highly doubt that any actual scientist would scrap such an massive achievement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 00:03:55 No.51532579 Report

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>>51532229
Imagine the incest tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 00:05:24 No.51532585 Report

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>>51532241
My husband!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 00:26:00 No.51532700 Report

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>>51532241
I think I know where my love for mommies came from

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 00:51:31 No.51532829 Report

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>>51532484
Transformation grannies… we won

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 01:22:13 No.51532960 Report

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>>51532484
That shit always made me curious. If people could turn into pokémon and then turn back to normal, like Bill, then could you use that same technology to turn regular pokémon into humans? It seems like it should be possible, at least.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 01:27:56 No.51532991 Report

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>>51532960
where do you thing gijinkas came from?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 01:29:02 No.51532996 Report

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>>51532254
Confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 01:33:55 No.51533021 Report

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>>51532229
Female pokemon look similar to there child. They dont inherit the fathers apperance and this is triggering me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 01:39:10 No.51533040 Report

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>>51533021
It's literally just a secondary normie trying to get clout off of the Vaporeon meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 02:00:50 No.51533154 Report

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>>51532991
Great, now I want a human poké-waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 02:14:34 No.51533207 Report

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>>51532991
>>51532960
>>51532484
question for anons. If you had to choose to be with your pokewaifu, which would you choose? Be turned into a Pokemon or have her turned into a human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 02:25:42 No.51533244 Report

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>>51533207
Me as a human and she as a Pokemon, to hell with society!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 02:28:30 No.51533260 Report

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>>51533244
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 02:31:29 No.51533275 Report

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>>51533040
The kid not looking more Eevee-like at the very least reminds me of how Breon starts with Sylveon traits from the get go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 02:43:30 No.51533336 Report

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>>51533207
I would have her turn human. I want a comfy life where my waifu and I can relax, enjoy each other's company, and raise our kids. It would be much harder to do that with a pokémon lifestyle outside of the mystery dungeon universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 08:56:04 No.51534597 Report

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>>51532229
That's not how breeding mechanics work, /padt/schizo. Offspring's species will always the same as the mother's. If the father is a human while the mother is a pokemon, then the child will be a pokemon. If the father is a pokemon and the mother is a human, then the child sill be a human. Dumbass. Play the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 16:51:57 No.51536141 Report

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>>51532996
YMBK pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 16:59:41 No.51536193 Report

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>>51532700
He's male

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:10:19 No.51536265 Report

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>>51533207
Obviously the best option is >>51533244, but if that's off the table, I'll reject humanity and become Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:13:41 No.51536289 Report

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>>51533040
People who continue spamming this meme should be actually killed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:14:34 No.51536294 Report

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>>51532991
awesome, this is a gijinka thread now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:14:35 No.51536296 Report

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>>51532229
Boringfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:15:32 No.51536303 Report

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>>51532242
She turned into water and the pulled the baby out of the momma puddle.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:15:42 No.51536305 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:16:45 No.51536309 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:20:32 No.51536334 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:21:40 No.51536342 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:22:03 No.51536343 Report

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>>51532254
I don't think it would work like that in the pokemon canon. Else, how does the Tauros species continue to live ? They're all males after all ; if the father never determines the species, then tauros should not exist.
I think it's more of a gameplay mechanic.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:22:57 No.51536344 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:24:28 No.51536354 Report

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>>51532229
The fact that a generation was actually gaslighted by a stupid joke is terrifying

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:27:01 No.51536368 Report

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>>51532229
depends on the mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:28:03 No.51536376 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:28:06 No.51536378 Report

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>seething cuz normalfags learned that Vaporeon pussy is top-tier

Fucking kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:29:04 No.51536387 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:30:25 No.51536399 Report

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>>51536378
>dude I'm a faggot
You could have just said it 9gagger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:31:31 No.51536405 Report

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>>51536354
People always were willing to fuck a Vaporeon. The meme just gave them permission to say so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:32:07 No.51536410 Report

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>>51536405
What a pathetic timeline

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:32:24 No.51536412 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:32:54 No.51536415 Report

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>>51532960
Wait I thought Bill was just stuck in a kind of robot suit that looked like a mon.
What

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:33:29 No.51536424 Report

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>>51536412

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:33:48 No.51536425 Report

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>>51533207
Turn into my Pokewife, or course.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:34:30 No.51536434 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:36:36 No.51536445 Report

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>>51536399
Calm down funnyjunker

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:37:02 No.51536448 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:38:40 No.51536458 Report

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>>51536405
No they weren't, the eeveelutions were fairly equal with Glaceon being the most notable waifu
It wasn't until the fucking retarded meme that normies pushed Vaporeon to be leagues above everyone else
I was there when Aquabunny was drawing them all as waifus, this zombie meme is bullcrap and should be wiped out

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:39:04 No.51536459 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:39:26 No.51536462 Report

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>>51536458
I'm not a furry, but...

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:43:57 No.51536484 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:48:41 No.51536517 Report

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>>51534597
The Froslass in DP/LA was referred to as the grandmother iirc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:51:08 No.51536533 Report

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>>51536343
I think they have made it so that when tauros breeds with miltank, the egg has a 50% chance to hatch into a tauros baby and another 50% chance into a miltank baby, at random. Same case for volbeat and illumise. Not so sure about nidoking and nidoran(f), I imagine if nidoqueen could breed their eggs would have the same random mechanic but since only nidokingXnidoran(f) is possible I think all their offsprings are nidoran(f) too. Most likely they still have this mechanic and both types of nidoran can hatch from the egg of a nidoran(f) mom.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 17:55:10 No.51536565 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:01:07 No.51536593 Report

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>>51536424
I hope those are tanlines

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 18:53:05 No.51536980 Report

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>>51532242
adoption

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:06:00 No.51537058 Report

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>>51536565
Pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 19:07:27 No.51537066 Report

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>>51536565
Uoooooooh!!!!! Mimikyu SEXOOOOO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 20:30:29 No.51537531 Report

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>>51534597
Humans can't breed or being bred by Pokemon. Stop being delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 21:01:51 No.51537671 Report

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>>51532996
thou art awareth

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 22:24:44 No.51538044 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 22:26:57 No.51538054 Report

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Cease these inane questions

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Anonymous Tue 27 Sep 2022 23:14:16 No.51538304 Report

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>>51538044
YJK

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 02:55:04 No.51539455 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 03:02:24 No.51539481 Report

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>>51533207
Neither. Transform yourself into not being in the presence of me and my magical animal wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 03:24:52 No.51539636 Report

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>>51536193
75% female

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 03:25:53 No.51539645 Report

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>>51532229
>>51532241
Reminder only beta males and incels have a mommy fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 03:36:57 No.51539714 Report

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>>51532241
Wasn't the point of those to be subtle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 03:39:02 No.51539727 Report

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>>51539645
oh no, beta males and incels. how could these things suddenly be on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 03:46:29 No.51539761 Report

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>>51536565
It's funny because female genitalia are frightening to look at

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:46:39 No.51540225 Report

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>>51536484
would anyone actually fall for this?
It's clearly a trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:50:09 No.51540240 Report

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>>51539636
>Headcanon

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 05:50:57 No.51540243 Report

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>>51536193
*She's male

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