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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:11:19 No.51540476 View View Reply Original Report

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Pokemon are our wives

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:13:08 No.51540483 Report

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>It's real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:15:56 No.51540491 Report

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>>51540476
Please do not fuck the woodland critters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:17:44 No.51540498 Report

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>>51540491
please fuck the woodland critters, but keep it between the two of you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:19:50 No.51540505 Report

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>>51540476
>Regular
I like mine shiny so I can pretend it's a Sylveon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:24:37 No.51540526 Report

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>>51540476
>booba
>only 2
Plesase get real taste anytime soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:31:13 No.51540554 Report

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>>51540491
I will have sex with woodland critters, and you'll not stop me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:33:00 No.51540562 Report

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>>51540476
Correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:40:57 No.51540582 Report

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>>51540491
>another impersonator
YWNBNA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 07:42:19 No.51540586 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 08:28:49 No.51540712 Report

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>>51540476
you are severely delusional

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 08:31:03 No.51540720 Report

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>>51540505
sexually aggressive women are a huge turn-off, it shows they're loose women who will fuck anyone and furthermore selfish and care nothing for their partner or their wellbeing or wants and needs.

Salty's absol is a key example of this, I'd have shoved that cunt in the PC for eternity long ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 08:53:42 No.51540783 Report

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/wife/i;boards:vp
/wives/i;boards:vp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 09:02:54 No.51540811 Report

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>>51540783
We get it, you’re a fag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 09:42:55 No.51541010 Report

Quoted By: >>51546531

Those wacky Sinnohians…

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:32:50 No.51541317 Report

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>>51540554
>dagasi
Garbage taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 10:35:16 No.51541328 Report

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All pokemon need human boyfriend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 14:04:51 No.51542593 Report

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Theres going to be a Eevee Variant for this game who evolutions are also variants of the originals. Get ready

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 14:58:27 No.51542986 Report

Quoted By: >>51543052 >>51544019 >>51550348

Cease this inanity posthaste. Pokémon aren't real and they're certainly no one's wife. Stop sexualizing creatures constructed to entertain children. Stop having inane fantasies over innocent and sweet creatures that are more akin cats and dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 15:07:30 No.51543052 Report

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>>51542986
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 17:05:39 No.51543861 Report

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>>51540476
Boringfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 17:07:25 No.51543871 Report

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no
I am my Pokemon's wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 17:22:05 No.51544019 Report

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>>51542986
amazing post, also true, verily

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 21:11:41 No.51546025 Report

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>>51540491

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:01:15 No.51546531 Report

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>>51541010
>>51540505
>>51540476

Why is this fish so sexual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:03:49 No.51546561 Report

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>>51540476
How do I stop a pokemon from seducing me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:07:08 No.51546598 Report

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>>51546561
Stop resisting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:09:46 No.51546619 Report

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>>51540498
No I’m going to tell the world until humanity understands itself as the polyamorus orgiastic species it actually is and stops playing pretend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:34:41 No.51546848 Report

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>>51546561

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:36:04 No.51546864 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:40:49 No.51546918 Report

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>>51546864
As you say!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:46:32 No.51546965 Report

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>>51540491
Fuck off lolifag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:48:33 No.51546984 Report

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>>51540476
Verily...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 22:51:09 No.51547003 Report

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Sometimes, you don't get a choice!

>>51539340

>Having dinner with Zoroark
>She won’t stop messing with you
>Fork was an illusion so you end up poking your food with your hand
>Illusioned that the napkin in your lap was still on the table and you’ve been wiping on your pants
>Your water glass and your wine glass keep changing positions
>Illusion that you drop your spoon
>Bend down on one knee to pick it up
>When you straighten up, it’s revealed to be a wedding ring in an open box and it looks like you’re proposing to her
>She says yes of course she’ll marry you!

(why the hell do I feel the need to shoehorn in small Greens elsewhere?)

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 23:03:26 No.51547109 Report

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Infatuated, sexually assertive woodland creatures who refuse to take "no" for an answer and can easily overpower me with their supernatural abilities if I try to resist for too long

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Anonymous Wed 28 Sep 2022 23:11:42 No.51547169 Report

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>>51547109
The fact most pokemon can learn attract so any female pokemon can use it own you is scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 02:19:34 No.51548594 Report

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>>51547169
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 02:28:19 No.51548669 Report

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>>51540476
Draw the rest of her tits you fucking coward

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 02:29:35 No.51548678 Report

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You know the funny thing about critters!? They only have engorged tits when they're nursing, aka when they aren't in heat! Wow, funny stuff huh?

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 03:26:59 No.51549051 Report

Quoted By: >>51550165

>>51540491
>Please do not fuck the woodland critters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 07:23:51 No.51550121 Report

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>>51546561
Weird vaporeon toes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 07:39:08 No.51550165 Report

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>>51549051
Okay I'll fuck the urban-dwelling ones instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 08:40:39 No.51550348 Report

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>>51542986
You make these posts because waifumon critter porn makes you cum, and covertly boasting about how Gamefreak caters to you (intentionally or not) gives you a boner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Sep 2022 12:37:21 No.51551050 Report

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>>51550165
This variant was LITERALLY made to seduce human males

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