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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:35:22 No.51614238 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>51614412 >>51614545 >>51614764 >>51614877 >>51615679 >>51615686 >>51615693 >>51615696 >>51615771 >>51615954 >>51615982 >>51616587 >>51616600 >>51619722 >>51621108 >>51621395 >>51622628

Meanwhile, at the /vp/ picnic table...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:39:46 No.51614272 Report

Quoted By: >>51614347

Guys have you seen Bounsweet? Last seen near the picnic basket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:41:41 No.51614280 Report

Quoted By: >>51614347 >>51619378

guys I saw my machamp railing my ralts and then it laid an egg inside of the picnic basket
I had food in there
how do I cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:43:55 No.51614295 Report

Quoted By: >>51614347

Where the fuck is the ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 02:55:39 No.51614347 Report

Quoted By: >>51614546

>>51614280
That's gross bro, your Pokemon aren't properly trained I can see. Get them castrated, people don't want to see your Pokemon raping each other while trying to eat, it also disturbs the other Pokemon.

>>51614272
Someone kicked it thinking it was a ball and it went flying somewhere.

>>51614295
It was someone's Bounsweet and it got kicked away and lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:08:25 No.51614402 Report

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Anons i can’t find my lechonk anywhere, im just gonna grab my ham sandwich and go look for him i’ll catch up with you when i find him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:10:24 No.51614412 Report

Quoted By: >>51615785

>>51614238
My Snorlax wants to rest but it's out of PP...what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:16:06 No.51614437 Report

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/vp/ users eating each other's dick!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:19:16 No.51614449 Report

Quoted By: >>51614678

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:23:38 No.51614471 Report

Quoted By: >>51614533

Does anyone know any way to deal with ants trying to eat my food when I'm not looking? I'd get a sandslash or heatmor but they're not legal for import here from what I can tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:38:29 No.51614533 Report

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>>51614471
Any Fire type can deal with them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:41:05 No.51614545 Report

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>>51614238
Food's done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:41:46 No.51614546 Report

Quoted By: >>51614580

>>51614347
You want me to get my pokemon castrated? Isn't that cruel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:47:13 No.51614572 Report

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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:48:09 No.51614580 Report

Quoted By: >>51614595 >>51619787

>>51614546
Isn't it cruel to make Pokemon beat each other unconscious? No and no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 03:51:39 No.51614595 Report

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>>51614580
Still though, fighting types and psychic types are pretty intelligent are you sure they wouldn't know what i've had done to them and hold it against me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:12:44 No.51614678 Report

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>>51614449
Sup Jared, who you been stalking recently? I'm really into Roxie and Lana, but I've been thinking about some dark children like Shauna or iris too. And you can't go wrong with a good old poke kid or just surfing around for a while for unattended inner tubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:19:51 No.51614715 Report

Quoted By: >>51614728

Who’s Lucario is that and why is it using my Wiglett as a FUCKING DILDO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:22:14 No.51614728 Report

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>>51614715
wario ware, shove it up your own ass game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:29:43 No.51614764 Report

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>>51614238
Can someone explain why this looks so uncanny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:34:22 No.51614780 Report

Quoted By: >>51614791 >>51614930

Verily, keep your Pokemon secured in their balls. I do not wish for any of your tainted lowbred 5/3/1/17/5 IV shitmons to fancy my perfect Vulpix’s blue coat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:37:24 No.51614791 Report

Quoted By: >>51614849

>>51614780
My low IV Arcanine will make mentally retarded babies with your Ninetales as his onahole!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:50:28 No.51614849 Report

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>>51614791
Do keep your uncouth mutt of an Arcanine away from the beauty that is my Ninetales. She is a 5 time Master Contest ribbon bearer and has been bred for maximum beauty points and perfect IVs in the event she must defend herself in battle from an inane fool such as your dirty Arcanine. Yours is not even a rare Hisuian breed, and I would sooner have your hound chained to a pole and forcibly splayed before allowing it close enough to catch a scent of my Ninetales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:54:57 No.51614877 Report

Quoted By: >>51614897

>>51614238
Has anyone seen my Lechonk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 04:58:38 No.51614897 Report

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>>51614877
It evolved into a ghost skeleton

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 05:07:21 No.51614930 Report

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>>51614780
Your "Vulpix"? Lol what a retard, can't even identify his own Pokemon correctly. I should just end you and everyone else's Pokemon careers right here and now.

>*pulls out a Master Ball and Cherish Ball from my bag*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 05:21:33 No.51614982 Report

Quoted By: >>51614988 >>51615028 >>51615041

I made a sandwich and there's a Russian guy charging towards me right now. What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 05:23:36 No.51614988 Report

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>>51614982
Challenge him to a battle and get fucked in the ass by his machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 05:32:08 No.51615028 Report

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>>51614982
What the fuck are vatniks doing in Paldea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 05:34:19 No.51615041 Report

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>>51614982
bring something with grass knot or low kick and hope you don’t have any hard to replace hats if you lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:21:15 No.51615679 Report

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>>51614238
Guys why is there a bear with a hat that has YuGiOh cards in his hands

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:24:43 No.51615686 Report

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>>51614238

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:26:45 No.51615693 Report

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>>51614238
...and then he turned himself into a Poffin. Funniest thing I've ever seen!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:27:51 No.51615696 Report

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>>51614238
I will cut us some pickles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:34:03 No.51615714 Report

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>Vaporeon made me drink her. . . AGAIN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 08:56:26 No.51615771 Report

Quoted By:

>>51614238
Sorry to anyone who has been poisoned by my toxicroak stabbing them. He has a bad habit and I'm trying to get him to stop stabbing random people and pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 09:01:30 No.51615785 Report

Quoted By: >>51615968

>>51614412
See that guy a few meters away? He'll restore you Pokemon to full health.
Oh and if hes busy the guy a few meters in the opposite direction does the same.
Nice guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:07:51 No.51615954 Report

Quoted By: >>51615977

>>51614238
WHO DID THIS, WHO FUCKING DID THIS?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:12:02 No.51615968 Report

Quoted By:

>>51615785
I just did that but it's out of PP again and now I'm in the middle of a battle with a trainer...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:15:45 No.51615977 Report

Quoted By: >>51616012

>>51615954
Sorry... She was cute and sat in my lap!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:17:01 No.51615982 Report

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>>51614238
Yo, someone pass the bread. My Fuecoco's hungry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:25:00 No.51616012 Report

Quoted By: >>51616022 >>51616556

>>51615977
......

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:28:38 No.51616022 Report

Quoted By: >>51616556 >>51618948

>>51616012
No, wait, please! She's pregnant (again) with my child! Don't deprive her of the father of her children! Maybe I have good IVs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:29:51 No.51616024 Report

Quoted By: >>51616025 >>51616051 >>51622029

Any anons want to make some eggs with me? :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:30:29 No.51616025 Report

Quoted By:

>>51616024
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 10:46:44 No.51616051 Report

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>>51616024
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 13:24:47 No.51616556 Report

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>>51616012
>>51616022
Both of you stand back, I'll handle this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 13:30:47 No.51616587 Report

Quoted By:

>>51614238
Mr. Anon, please put your clothes back on! Public indecency isn't allowed here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 13:33:00 No.51616600 Report

Quoted By: >>51617013

>>51614238
Please pass the egg salad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 14:43:29 No.51617004 Report

Quoted By: >>51617027 >>51617028

Why did so many eggs appear after this kid showed up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 14:46:11 No.51617013 Report

Quoted By: >>51620412

>>51616600
RAGGLE FRAGGLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 14:48:23 No.51617027 Report

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>>51617004
Man even the character customization can't fix xher

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 14:48:24 No.51617028 Report

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>>51617004
That was my machoke. Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 18:35:15 No.51618469 Report

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>Nemona tightly grips the side of my right arm
S-sowwy anons! She owns me now! >~<

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 19:49:13 No.51618948 Report

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>>51616022
>Maybe I have good IVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 20:53:17 No.51619378 Report

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>>51614280
thats fucking hot, you should have got your cock out and watched anon. You let you're pokemons effort go to waste, you're a bad owner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:02:59 No.51619442 Report

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So, if we have a full team of the same egg group how do you choose what egg you get? is it just a wild gangbang so you have no idea what you get untill it hatches?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:21:56 No.51619578 Report

Quoted By: >>51619629

*has sex with everyone at the picnic*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:26:55 No.51619629 Report

Quoted By: >>51619743

>>51619578
god she is so fucking sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:37:01 No.51619722 Report

Quoted By:

>>51614238
I wonder what's for DINNER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:39:07 No.51619743 Report

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>>51619629
>she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:43:12 No.51619781 Report

Quoted By: >>51621753 >>51621765

>*spots a Wooloo*
Dinner’s here, folks!
>*orders my Pansage to entrap it with Leech Seed then beat it to death*
>*has my Leavanny cut it to ribbons with Slash*
>*my team of deranged psychopath Pokemon killers gleefully rip out its wool, teeth, and whatever else is on the surface*
>*my team dumps everything they scalped and pulled out in my bag of other Pokemon “drops”
>*crafts an Attract TM for later*
>*further cooks Wooloo in front of everyone*
>*prepares the plates with lamb and hands them out*
Dig in, anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 21:43:35 No.51619787 Report

Quoted By: >>51620488

>>51614580
Taking away any genitalia from a creature is cruel regardless if it bothers others. Sex is beautiful, it is what brings life into this world and it also a way for mates to express their love for one another. In other words, you're a jewish degenerate who wants to destroy humanity and the family unit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 23:04:13 No.51620412 Report

Quoted By:

>>51617013
AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Oct 2022 23:12:48 No.51620488 Report

Quoted By: >>51621990

>>51619787
>The act which supplies the demiurge with an endless stream of victims for his torture world is beautiful.
Wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 00:29:26 No.51620971 Report

Quoted By:

sexo with girafarig

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 01:05:46 No.51621108 Report

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>>51614238
Bros wtf is that in the sky?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 01:56:04 No.51621392 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I JUST LAID AN EGG IN THE PICKANICK BASKET NO MOM I SWEAR I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT PALPITOAD IT'S A VIRGIN BIRTH I'VE BEEN BLESSED BY ARCEUS PLEASE DON'T GROUND ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 01:56:46 No.51621395 Report

Quoted By: >>51621399

>>51614238
who the fuck just sucked my dick under the table

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 01:57:40 No.51621399 Report

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>>51621395

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 02:03:36 No.51621420 Report

Quoted By: >>51621676

Well well, look at the city slicker pullin' up with his fancy Hoenn mon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 02:55:12 No.51621676 Report

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>>51621420
Jealous of my Shelgon, Johto boy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 03:09:44 No.51621753 Report

Quoted By:

>>51619781
>Live footage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 03:12:39 No.51621765 Report

Quoted By:

>>51619781
>Who knows, knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 03:56:15 No.51621990 Report

Quoted By: >>51622903

>>51620488
>demiurge
What kind of fucking schizophrenic shit is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 04:07:34 No.51622029 Report

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>>51616024
species, IVs, and relevant egg moves, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 07:31:26 No.51622628 Report

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>>51614238
>"Hey Boo-boo let's steal this pic-a-nic basket!"
>"The Pokemon ranger isn't gonna like that Yogi..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Oct 2022 09:17:57 No.51622903 Report

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>>51621990
The Albigensian Cathars are still among us, the crusaders have failed in fulfilling their sacred task

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