Why exactly are you still into Pokemon at 35 years old?

Today I realized my why. Whenever real life seems way too harsh and unforgiving, I immerse myself into the Pokemon world. It brings me back to my childhood, but it's also incredibly comfy and soothing on its own.
If that wasn't enough, you can now fap to the female characters.

But yeah, I admit I dont care about the cockfights these monsters have. It's all about a dreamy parallel world fantasy and women for me.