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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:16:46 No.52578489 View View Reply Original Report

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Kids these days can recite all 151 pokemon but not a single verse of the Bible

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:17:34 No.52578500 Report

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>>52578489
>all 151

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:18:20 No.52578507 Report

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John 3:16 is all you need to know. You can do anything you want in life and still get into Heaven. God is a sucker

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:18:55 No.52578512 Report

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>>52578489
>Hebrew fairy tales

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:19:54 No.52578520 Report

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>>52578500
mfw i see kanto

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:20:37 No.52578528 Report

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>>52578500
>>52578520
These stupid retarded memes still make me violently laugh sometimes
Am I becoming retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:22:19 No.52578545 Report

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>>52578489
Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before the fall.

It's funny how many Christians seem to have skipped that verse.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:23:36 No.52578559 Report

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>>52578489
I know way more than 151.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:35:13 No.52578663 Report

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>>52578489
Leviticus 11:13

The Eagle is an abomination. Sorry Americucks.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:38:46 No.52578703 Report

Quoted By: >>52578722 >>52578859 >>52578980 >>52579007

>Catholic church said Pokemon teaches kids about friendship and working together
>US Catholic group said the first movie was a "Christlike parable about the futility of force"
>Meanwhile protestants taught that Pokemon was a Buddhist Shintoist atheist occult psyop meant to teach your children evolution and that you should burn all pokemon cards
I fucking despise protestants

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:40:25 No.52578722 Report

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>>52578703
To bad the catholic Priests fuck little boys.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:46:19 No.52578804 Report

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>>52578722
The Baptist society whatever the fuck had a controversy this year after all the sex scandals they were trying to cover up came out
Fucking children is an integral part of all religions

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:50:35 No.52578859 Report

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>>52578703
Fun was invented by the devil to tempt Christians to sin. The only acceptable ways to spend your time are working (and never dream of rising above your station), reading the Bible (actually, don't read it, just trust what your priest says is in it) and going to church (don't forget to put a generous donation in the plate you gullible fuck). Also God says you have to do whatever I say or you'll go to Mega Hell. Trust me, I'm wearing a tall pointy hat.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:53:00 No.52578892 Report

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>>52578804
I'm happy we agree on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:57:27 No.52578946 Report

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Jesus wept.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:57:58 No.52578954 Report

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Tried to look up the preacher video from the 90s on youtube and got this.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 00:59:15 No.52578968 Report

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>>52578954
>snopes
Literally ran by 2 people and their cat

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:00:02 No.52578980 Report

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>>52578703
The protestants were right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:01:42 No.52579007 Report

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>>52578703
I thought Pokémon was a Pagan conspiracy orchestrated by DA JOOZ to feminize white men, uncircumsize circumcized children, kill God (SMT 6 leaked), turn women into men, make the tyrannosaurus rex woke, and replace Tom Jones' car collection with a with a 1st gen Toyota Prius that has a LGBT sticker on the rear bumper (that has a minor dent near the left). All on behalf of the deep state lead by Obama of course.

#qanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:11:12 No.52579106 Report

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>>52578489
go make a bible video game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:12:12 No.52579112 Report

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>>52578528
You always were anon

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:13:25 No.52579125 Report

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>>52579106
OT segments would be kick-ass, NT segments would be weak

Dibs on Moses

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:27:00 No.52579228 Report

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>>52578954
Someone needs to edit the "Your kids need to know that there's a devil and he hates them and he wants to ruin their life!" bit where Jigglypuff is shown onacreen, but instead of Jiggly its Fluttermane/Landorus/Cyclizar/any other annoying comp mon

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:27:42 No.52579232 Report

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>>52579106
It has potential, most Christian parents are just too cringe to make anything fun

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:30:06 No.52579255 Report

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>>52578954
Gay, but there was some boomer a few months ago complaining about how pokemon cards from mcdonalds are satanic because they say "energy", so I guess one boomer will be affected by reading this. But they think anything made by non Christians is inherently Satanic, so it won't change their mind

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:39:16 No.52579346 Report

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>>52578507
>mfw read this as johto 3:16

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:42:31 No.52579373 Report

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>"and the jews were totally slaves in egypt and then god was like 'nooooo' and killed all the egyptians to teach them a lesson and did such a good job that no archeological evidence of jewish existence in egypt was ever found"
Yahweh 9:11

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:54:39 No.52579488 Report

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>>52578489
And Jesus wept...

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 01:58:49 No.52579539 Report

Quoted By: >>52579647 >>52579714

Post one Bible verse
For me it's Matthew 28:20

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 02:07:01 No.52579647 Report

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>>52579539
Psalm 137:9

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 02:10:25 No.52579679 Report

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>>52578489
not true the latest jordan peele movie started with a bible verse

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 02:13:38 No.52579714 Report

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>>52579539
John 3:16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 02:31:33 No.52579919 Report

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>>52579255
How does that person feel about batteries?

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