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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 16:41:46 No.52599208 View View Reply Original Report

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>ITS EVEN GAYER IN THE OFFICIAL ARTWORK
THE ASS WAS SUPPOSED TO STICK OUT MORE.... MOOOOOOREEEE assss

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 16:55:25 No.52599334 Report

Quoted By: >>52607572

This thing's proportions are really fucked if you look at it closer.
Its whole lower torso is like the entire body of a duck, but then it has a humanoid chest growing out of where the duck neck should be, like some bizarre centaur that's half duck instead of half horse.
If they were going to make it humanoid like Blaziken, they really should have committed to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:05:36 No.52599447 Report

Quoted By: >>52599466 >>52599480 >>52600369 >>52600420 >>52601400 >>52602775

>>52599208
*gets female qualxy without resetting*
Heh, nothing personnel kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:07:07 No.52599461 Report

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quaquanal lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:07:41 No.52599466 Report

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>>52599447
87.5%
Starters are canonically male only pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:08:57 No.52599480 Report

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>>52599447
It doesn't matter if it's male or female, the thing is hideous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:09:02 No.52599482 Report

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>>52599466
Majority doesn't mean all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:16:49 No.52599557 Report

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>>52599208
BRASILIO
MS. BUM BUM 2022 UWU

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:30:34 No.52599652 Report

Quoted By: >>52599662 >>52599669 >>52601426

Nobody likes gay duck
Nobody

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:31:54 No.52599662 Report

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>>52599652
New smash character confirmed

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:32:08 No.52599664 Report

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Based duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:32:33 No.52599669 Report

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>>52599652
I loved him until the final evolution leaked. Then I became a catfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:33:54 No.52599681 Report

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>>52599669
The cat is just as gay except with a flatter ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 17:33:57 No.52599682 Report

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>>52599669
more like scatfag because your taste is shit

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 18:04:08 No.52599929 Report

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>>52599208
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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 18:04:53 No.52599934 Report

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>>52599669
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 18:48:13 No.52600369 Report

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>>52599447
Even as a female it fails hard with that bird lump for an ass. Nothing like Loppuny or Braixen ass.
This shit is plain disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 18:50:04 No.52600384 Report

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>>52599929
I want her to fart on me so fucking bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 18:52:54 No.52600420 Report

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>>52599447
based RNGchad, resetting is only valid if you're breeding it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 18:59:17 No.52600494 Report

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>>52599208
Remember when everyone was complaining about Inteleon? Not so bad now, huh? Especially after they gave it the badass sniper G-max form

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:21:50 No.52600760 Report

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>>52600494
Just because one is worse than the other doesnt mean its not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:24:48 No.52600796 Report

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>>52599466
>This is your brain on common core
Proof that every anon on this god forsaken board is 16 or under

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:27:41 No.52600831 Report

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>>52599466
I love how you faggots only ever point this out in the duck threads, no one ever mentions this in the Meowscarada threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:31:18 No.52600874 Report

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>>52600831
It does get mentioned, but it just gets waved off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:36:54 No.52600956 Report

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>>52599466
majority of humans being female does not make you one, tranny

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:46:16 No.52601089 Report

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>>52599208
>gay
she’s just a samba dancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:48:14 No.52601117 Report

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>>52600760
As far as water starters go, Inteleon is one of the better ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:49:43 No.52601141 Report

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>>52601089
opposite of gay??????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:50:23 No.52601154 Report

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>>52601089
>87.5% male
>she
That thing has a penis

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:50:33 No.52601158 Report

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>>52601089
For the record, the men are just as flamboyant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:52:40 No.52601190 Report

Quoted By: >>52601356 >>52601431

biggest question is why are you projecting a gay dance onto a pokemon? why are you fags thinking about gay dances? are you gay? fucking /vp/ is gay?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:54:35 No.52601221 Report

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>>52599466
That's not how percentages work... at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:55:19 No.52601234 Report

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>>52600956
Oh so 87.5% of humans are female

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:55:31 No.52601237 Report

Quoted By: >>52601695 >>52606037 >>52608269

>>52599208
Why are water starters homosexual now?
>Blastoise = Straight
>Feraligatr = Straight
>Swampert = Straight (shiny is gay)
>Empoleon = Straight
>Samurott = Straight
>Greninja = Straight
>Primarina = Gay
>Intelleon = Gay
>Quaquaval = Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:57:31 No.52601265 Report

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>>52599669
I was a catfag before the leaks, the duck was boring as fuck, quaquaval singlehandedly convinced me to pick quaxly .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:57:58 No.52601273 Report

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>>52599208
EL PATO CULO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:58:42 No.52601295 Report

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>>52599208
Honestly the only reason I find it charming at all is because of how absolutely gay it is. If it was just some fighter duck I'd see it as water-Blaziken. Having the salsa dancing large ass at least makes it stand out. I'm not gay or anything I just find it more aesthetically interesting than skelegator and coomercat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 19:58:54 No.52601300 Report

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>>52600494
lmao no inteleon is still way worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:02:15 No.52601356 Report

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>>52601190
4chan is just an armored closet for the biggest homophobes on the web to hide in to try (and fail) to escape their true selves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:03:16 No.52601373 Report

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>>52599466
>12.5% still exist
>NO THEY DON'T EXIST BECAUSE MY AUTISTIC HEADCANON SAID SO!!!!!!!!
This is your brain on coomerbait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:03:46 No.52601379 Report

Quoted By: >>52602698

>>52599466
Looks like someone skipped maths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:05:15 No.52601400 Report

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>>52599447
It only works as a male, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:06:08 No.52601426 Report

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>>52599652
give me a gay lizard, I will kiss koraidon

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:06:17 No.52601431 Report

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>>52601190

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:13:04 No.52601519 Report

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>>52601356
I think it's just general insecurity, fear of being judged for their choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:27:00 No.52601695 Report

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>>52601237
>>Blastoise = Straight
>>FeraliGAYtr = Straight
>>Inteleon = Gay when he was designed by women and fucks women
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 20:30:21 No.52601735 Report

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>>52601695
we're talking about aesthetics here. And being designed by a woman just solidifies it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:05:52 No.52602676 Report

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>>52601273
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:08:25 No.52602698 Report

Quoted By: >>52602739 >>52602809 >>52605729

>>52601221
>>52601373
>>52601379
12.5% only exists for gameplay mechanics, and are not really canon. Gamefreak designs the lore with young boys in mind, who do not want their partner to be an icky female. Thus, all starter pokemon are male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:12:11 No.52602739 Report

Quoted By: >>52602757 >>52602783

>>52602698
>12.5% only exists for gameplay mechanics
So does 87.5 by that logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:13:21 No.52602757 Report

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>>52602739
the majority of it has giant flamboyant cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:14:34 No.52602775 Report

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>>52599447
it still acts like a gay man
ur gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:15:00 No.52602783 Report

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>>52602739
87.5% is to ensure that kids don't get disgusted by the game giving them a female starter. Canonically speaking, all starters are male. Female starters do not exist except as a noncanon access to egg moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:15:30 No.52602789 Report

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A S S T U M O R
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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:16:27 No.52602801 Report

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>>52602783
>Canonically speaking, all starters are male
My biologically female Meowscarada would like a word with you.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:16:53 No.52602809 Report

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>>52602698
>>52602783
>muh canon

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:29:27 No.52602968 Report

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>>52599208

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2022 22:41:40 No.52603110 Report

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>>52599208
>gamefreak is so useless that can't even do their worst properly
>can't even model or animate the ass sticking out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 00:30:35 No.52604516 Report

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I'd fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 00:39:57 No.52604640 Report

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>>52602783
>I'm gay and I like cock
Okay? Why do you feel the need to tell us this you faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:03:45 No.52605729 Report

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>>52602698
That's not REMOTELY how logic works, newfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:05:52 No.52605754 Report

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>>52602968
Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:13:20 No.52605835 Report

Quoted By: >>52607616

>>52601154
You guys DO know that that's out of 100 and that it's just a gameplay thing, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:14:23 No.52605842 Report

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>>52600494
Quaval is based, Inteleon is still a bottom 10 pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:15:51 No.52605861 Report

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:17:47 No.52605888 Report

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>>52600494
>seeking for lizard validation
It's garbage and forgotten, that's the best thing that could happen to it. Move on anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 02:28:48 No.52606037 Report

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>>52601237
shiny swampert is dope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 03:01:31 No.52606453 Report

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>>52605888
>forgotten
Wrong. He still gets a good amount of fan art and is popular among women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 04:42:28 No.52607572 Report

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>>52599334
That’s what bugs me about it. The “samba-dancing peacock-duck” concept is fine, the fruity animations are hilarious, but shitting Christ, those proportions are fucked. You could even keep the top half as-is and rework the bottom so it doesn’t have the centaur body or Jar Jar Binks legs, and it’d be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 04:47:18 No.52607616 Report

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>>52605835
It's out of every 8, you drooling mong mathlet. Can't have 1/2 a pokémon, it either is or it isn't.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Dec 2022 05:52:11 No.52608269 Report

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>>52601237
>Blastoise = Gay
>Feraligatr = Gay
>Swampert = Gay
>Empoleon = Gay
>Samurott = Gay
>Greninja = Gay
>Primarina = Straight
>Intelleon = Straight
>Quaquaval = Straight
Fixed that for you.

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