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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:07:17 No.52785990 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>52786021 >>52786119 >>52786205 >>52786214 >>52786215 >>52786336 >>52786929 >>52787368 >>52787835 >>52788026 >>52789004 >>52789183 >>52789260 >>52789898

>He jacks off to Pokémon... on Christmas season

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:08:04 No.52785999 Report

Quoted By: >>52786015 >>52786024 >>52786443 >>52789258

Nah, my new years resolution is to stop thinking horrible, terrible, inane things about critters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:09:40 No.52786015 Report

Quoted By: >>52786024 >>52786443 >>52789258

>>52785999
based
my new year’s resolution is to go back to jerking off to vanilla stuff because I can feel my brain chemistry getting fucked by the vile shit I look at

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:10:11 No.52786021 Report

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>>52785990
Sexy Santa Costumes and the Mrs. Claus of MnF kinda had a negative effect on me.
At least is seasonal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:10:35 No.52786024 Report

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>>52786015
>>52785999
based and I will try this out myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:22:54 No.52786119 Report

Quoted By: >>52787755 >>52791530

>>52785990
Can you blame me though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:33:10 No.52786205 Report

Quoted By:

>>52785990
Your father is hitting on men again....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:34:16 No.52786214 Report

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>>52785990
Bases schediazoophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:34:26 No.52786215 Report

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>>52785990
To heracross with rhydon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 16:50:55 No.52786336 Report

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>>52785990
Today is a day of rest
No promises about tomorrow though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:06:24 No.52786443 Report

Quoted By: >>52790065 >>52790108 >>52791807

>>52785999
>>52786015
Guys have any advice for this? I'd also like to stop thinking sexually about my favorite mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:10:26 No.52786477 Report

Quoted By: >>52786509

I deleted my lucario folder but I can't stop thinking about her.... Bros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:15:14 No.52786509 Report

Quoted By: >>52786570

>>52786477
He's male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:22:57 No.52786570 Report

Quoted By: >>52786692 >>52787766 >>52787799

>>52786509
female lucarios exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 17:38:32 No.52786692 Report

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>>52786570
He's male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:11:56 No.52786911 Report

Quoted By: >>52788150

>all these posters admitting guilt about wanting to molest fictional critters
A christmas miracle! /vp/ is finally healing, and hopefully by next year, no critter will be subject to the inanity of /vp/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 18:14:10 No.52786929 Report

Quoted By: >>52787341

>>52785990
>He jacks off to Pokémon... on Christmas season
The perfect boyfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:04:44 No.52787341 Report

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>>52786929
We can be boyfriends :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:08:05 No.52787368 Report

Quoted By: >>52792285

>>52785990
Yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:56:43 No.52787755 Report

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>>52786119
Merry culo anon-kun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 19:58:21 No.52787766 Report

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>>52786570
Male only pokemon design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:01:49 No.52787799 Report

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>>52786570
Self-tightening jackal cookies are neat as heck, but it just cannot love you back in the way a Rukario boi's crimson rocket (with a steel-coated baculum) will be able to…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:06:18 No.52787835 Report

Quoted By: >>52793183

>>52785990
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:26:31 No.52788026 Report

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>>52785990
There is only one true god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:43:30 No.52788150 Report

Quoted By: >>52788205

>>52786911
As long a schediaphiles exist, the critters and children will never be safe in the fictional world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:44:39 No.52788159 Report

Quoted By: >>52788192

i masturbate to pokémon and pokégirls almost everyday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:48:20 No.52788192 Report

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>>52788159
you're both a Schediapedophile and Schediazoophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:49:36 No.52788205 Report

Quoted By: >>52788215

>>52788150
Fantasies mimic reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 20:51:17 No.52788215 Report

Quoted By: >>52788473

>>52788205
which is why schediaphilia was used as a cover for those two paraphiliac disorders.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:21:45 No.52788473 Report

Quoted By: >>52788485 >>52793110

>>52788215
Have you been raped by someone larping online as a pokemon when you were a retarded child or something?
Why the fuck do you bother being this much of a stubborn prudenigger for no monetary gratification?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:23:06 No.52788485 Report

Quoted By: >>52788909

>>52788473
>Have you been groomed by someone larping online as a pokemon when you were a naive teen or something?

fixed for accuracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:28:45 No.52788545 Report

Quoted By: >>52788567 >>52788796 >>52788923 >>52788984

>I'm only schediaphile!
So if Pokemon were real, you'd leave them alone and not harass them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:30:31 No.52788567 Report

Quoted By:

>>52788545
Some, sure.
Others? Well...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 21:56:05 No.52788796 Report

Quoted By:

>>52788545
>So if Pokemon were real
I would have romantic relationships and sex with them (if they give consent)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:09:02 No.52788909 Report

Quoted By: >>52788937

>>52788485
>le Twitter buzzword
It's the only reason I could ever be jealous that I'm not a zoomie tho
fuck you for having me say that again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:10:43 No.52788923 Report

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>>52788545
if pokemon were real I would have sex with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:11:55 No.52788935 Report

Quoted By: >>52788988 >>52789260

>fapping on the day of the birth of the lord

not me. fuck that. tomorrow's another day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:12:12 No.52788937 Report

Quoted By: >>52789247

>>52788909
What's the real term then?
Sexual conditioning?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:17:00 No.52788984 Report

Quoted By: >>52788993 >>52789083

>>52788545
No. I would sex my mon with utmost vigour.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:17:20 No.52788988 Report

Quoted By:

>>52788935
You know you want to!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:17:54 No.52788993 Report

Quoted By:

>>52788984
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:18:54 No.52789004 Report

Quoted By: >>52789033 >>52789260

>>52785990
I'm not gonna fap on the Lord's day, that's disrespectful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:21:36 No.52789033 Report

Quoted By:

>>52789004
He's not real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:27:47 No.52789082 Report

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shut up, cyrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:27:54 No.52789083 Report

Quoted By: >>52789109

>>52788984
That round ass though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:31:03 No.52789109 Report

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>>52789083
He's huge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:41:11 No.52789183 Report

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>>52785990
I uh... crank it to pokemon blasting ass, is that really an issue?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:48:15 No.52789247 Report

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>>52788937
I dunno cause I'm not a Rotherham paki
Are you scared of anyone here being into 3dPD damn bratty kids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:50:15 No.52789258 Report

Quoted By: >>52789271

>>52785999
>>52786015
i doubt i'll ever stop having weird fetishes but i do wanna at least ease up on the cockjacking
shit gets tiring fast, how do you not do it at night? my brain is so overactive at night but the feeling i get post orgasm mellows me out, or at least it used to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:50:33 No.52789260 Report

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>>52789004
>>52788935
>>52785990
>going by Cathollic revisionist calendar fanon
KWAB!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:51:28 No.52789271 Report

Quoted By: >>52789288

>>52789258
take melotonin or other sleep meds
used to do the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 22:53:17 No.52789288 Report

Quoted By: >>52789363

>>52789271
how often did ya do it? i got some in the house a couple weeks ago actually but then i fixed my schedule naturally somehow
i know you're not supposed to do it too much because you won't wake up again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:00:38 No.52789363 Report

Quoted By: >>52789434

>>52789288
fapped every other night but took melatonin every night, the smallest dose and knocked out
if you're worried about overdosing on any sleep meds though theres melatonin lotion that has a low dose so you can just rub it on your tummy and lay down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:08:47 No.52789434 Report

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>>52789363
alright i think i'll get lotion then, thank you for the advice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:12:10 No.52789464 Report

Quoted By: >>52789487 >>52789647 >>52789848 >>52790718

Stop having inane fantasies involving children's constructs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:16:12 No.52789487 Report

Quoted By: >>52789634 >>52793103 >>52793250

>>52789464
These incel couldn't help it, they're afraid of sex with real women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:32:53 No.52789634 Report

Quoted By:

>>52789487
>female
gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:34:02 No.52789647 Report

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>>52789464
I really should, it's not healthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2022 23:56:56 No.52789848 Report

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>>52789464
But they want me to fuck them Zozzle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 00:03:33 No.52789898 Report

Quoted By: >>52789904 >>52790695

>>52785990
Sounds better than doing whatever current year leftist thing is. You are mad because niche/isolated hobbies and fetishes make people less susceptible propaganda and simping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 00:04:58 No.52789904 Report

Quoted By: >>52789908

>>52789898
At least post something good and not this trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 00:05:26 No.52789908 Report

Quoted By:

>>52789904
why are you expecting an altfur to have taste?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 00:23:56 No.52790065 Report

Quoted By:

>>52786443
literally just stop masturbating if you do it frequently. every time you get a boner just distract yourself with something else like a video game or a project that will pull the blood from your cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 00:31:08 No.52790108 Report

Quoted By:

>>52786443
the trick im trying right now is hating myself so much all my energy to think about critters is used up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 01:46:49 No.52790695 Report

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>>52789898
DOUBLE TITJOB!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 01:48:36 No.52790718 Report

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>>52789464
Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 01:58:29 No.52790810 Report

Quoted By: >>52792128 >>52793086

honestly the constant fucking bombardment of porn on this site only makes me feel like garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 03:33:50 No.52791530 Report

Quoted By:

>>52786119
CULO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 04:10:45 No.52791807 Report

Quoted By:

>>52786443
consume raw egg to cure horny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:00:42 No.52792128 Report

Quoted By:

>>52790810
>this site only makes me feel like garbage
Sounds about right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:20:54 No.52792285 Report

Quoted By: >>52792338

>>52787368
>Linoone
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:27:43 No.52792338 Report

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>>52792285
is there a problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 05:49:31 No.52792470 Report

Quoted By: >>52793076 >>52793389

Christmas is now no more. You may jack off to pokemon once again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:21:11 No.52793076 Report

Quoted By:

>>52792470
based, gonna get right on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:23:00 No.52793086 Report

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>>52790810
This board is a negative energy echo chamber.
It will always make you feel like garbage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:26:21 No.52793103 Report

Quoted By:

>>52789487
>women
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:27:40 No.52793110 Report

Quoted By:

>>52788473
because it gets him (you)s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:42:17 No.52793183 Report

Quoted By:

>>52787835
Zased filename anon strikes again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:47:00 No.52793198 Report

Quoted By: >>52793205

Alolatales poster is right.
Everyone on /vp/ outside of showderp is mentally ill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 07:48:09 No.52793205 Report

Quoted By:

>>52793198
>showderp
>not mentally ill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 08:04:16 No.52793250 Report

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>>52789487
>having sex
>with a human
lol, lmao even. humans are disgusting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2022 08:51:15 No.52793389 Report

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>>52792470
>implying I ever stopped

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