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This absolute Chad Thundercock of an Eevee.
>Illegally buried his parents on governmental property and killed the priest
>Bested 6/6 of the final bosses and ripped off the big bad's arm IN THE TUTORIAL ZONE
>Sponsored a house of 100 eevelutions and fucked all the males and females
>Gave the eevelutions Mewtwo super powers and build a city undetectable by anyone.
>Punished the player by not telling him all his progress isn't being saved anymore because the player forced him to sleep with a Snorlax
>Constantly makes the player conscious of the fact this is HIS RPG and often times he takes decisions and plays the game by himself while you watch him.
>He raped all the Sylveons, he raped ALL THE SYLVEONS

>He grew an adult form for tiny eevee.
>Crossover'd with different Pokemon stories to become either the hero or the antagonist of them.
>Created over 100 secret bases around the mountains and a giant city
>Killed not 1, not 2, but over 8 confirmed kills of criminal organizations.
>Trapped a human in a pokeball
>Killed all the annoying tertiary characters you always wanted to kill.
>Raped those hot villains you always wanted to bang.
>Has more powerful singing abilities than Jigglypuff
>Have to play against your own MC in an Alien labyrinth zone
>Turns Pokemon into humans to watch them freak out and vice versa.
What an absolute unit.


>Who is he?
He's Gary M. Fucking Eevee.