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>>52960406
>>52960361
Reminder that the BD's anthro Husky fleshlight is actually modeled after a goat cunt - get the Werewolfess instead for a truer experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 00:39:42 No.52960796 Report

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>>52960575
unf

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 00:40:21 No.52960804 Report

Quoted By: >>52961762

>>52960406
>they make these things with an artificial heartbeat
I want to buy one but I'm worried it'll irreparably fuck me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 00:42:14 No.52960821 Report

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>>52960361
Do they make plushies of Lana and her sisters? asking for myself.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 00:52:27 No.52960912 Report

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>>52960528
You told me you love me
Why did you leave me all alone (all alone)
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me on the phone (when you call me on the phone)
Girl, I refuse
You must have me confused with some other guy (I'm not like them baby)
The bridges were burned
Now it's your turn (it's your turn) to cry

So cry me a river (go on and just)
Cry me a river (go on and just)
Cry me a river (baby, go on and just)
Cry me a river (yeah, yeah)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 01:41:21 No.52961284 Report

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>>52960361
What’s with this thread? Clearly they’ve gotten requests from parents whose young children absolutely ADORE alolan vulpix! And who could blame them? Her big blue eyes, pristine white coat, big fluffy tail, cute button nose, delicate little paws, she’s just the perfect companion for any young child!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 01:42:17 No.52961293 Report

Quoted By: >>52961298

Vulpix is such a disgusting pokémon, everything and everyone associated with it is rotten to the core.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 01:43:15 No.52961298 Report

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>>52961293
wdym?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:06:54 No.52961473 Report

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>>52960361

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:18:22 No.52961560 Report

Quoted By: >>52965743

The BAB plushes are kinda dope ngl, got myself a fat fuck gengar and I love him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:22:45 No.52961598 Report

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>>52960586
>Faps to cloacas
>MMM SWEATY BUT PISS FETISHES ARE OUT OF QUESTION
end youre life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:23:30 No.52961607 Report

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>>52960361
I was gonna ask what was so sick about these fucks until I read the first reply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:23:46 No.52961612 Report

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Alola vulpix and nintales are for SUPERPOWER AND FLAMETHROWER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:25:19 No.52961624 Report

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Please urine anons keep triggering the insufferable normies that infest this board
You are a blessing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:26:24 No.52961637 Report

Quoted By: >>52961683 >>52963963

>>52961598
desperation is hot, but full on "piss in my mouth" watersports isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:27:49 No.52961650 Report

Quoted By: >>52961693

>>52960381
so you're asking how many of them have been coated in pasta sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:31:49 No.52961683 Report

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>>52961637
I don't fap to scat and piss, but i think vore fags are in need of a rope for having such a shit fetish
yet I don't go posting puking images every time they make their shit fetish threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:32:50 No.52961693 Report

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>>52961650
piss is now pasta sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:33:16 No.52961697 Report

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>>52961683
I thought this was a merch thread at first

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:33:38 No.52961701 Report

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>>52960717
>goat fleshlights

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:33:59 No.52961704 Report

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>>52961693
piss isnt red, why would piss turn Alolan vulpix into a regular one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:35:20 No.52961716 Report

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>>52961704
but dried crusty cum turns yellow-orange color

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:38:49 No.52961754 Report

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>>52960717
God damn i want a fleshlight modeled after sheep cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:39:58 No.52961762 Report

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>>52960804
Buy it online it even comes with a exclusive card for the tcg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:40:11 No.52961765 Report

Quoted By: >>52961773 >>52961777

is le pee the new baldie /trash/ discord meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:40:50 No.52961773 Report

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>>52961765
pee posting is older than most of the zoomers that post today in /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:41:10 No.52961776 Report

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>>52960361
>do to
ESLchama...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:41:11 No.52961777 Report

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>>52961765
no you are just new so go back >>>/v/ermin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:42:48 No.52961793 Report

Quoted By: >>52961809

guess thats a yes then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:46:21 No.52961809 Report

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>>52961793
discord troon detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:49:27 No.52961826 Report

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>>52961762
>2018 listing
the new ones don't come with a card
>A scent cannot be placed inside this furry friend

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:49:53 No.52961830 Report

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>>52960381
>>52961704
You can also get regular vulpix, and Kanto eeveelutions including eevee

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Build-A-Bear_Workshop_collection

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 02:50:55 No.52961838 Report

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>>52961826
that is the release date

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 03:14:02 No.52962008 Report

Quoted By: >>52962019 >>52962107

>open thread out of curiosity
>don’t have any bab or plushies
>go to bab site to check it out
>see the vulpix pack from op
>sure looks cute I suppose
>in the product images there’s a blue play button thing
>click it thinking it’s a video
>instead I get bombarded with vulpix noises
>chest suddenly feels tight
t-this was a mistake, I shouldn’t have come here…

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 03:15:39 No.52962019 Report

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>>52962008
One of us! One of us! One of us!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 03:27:34 No.52962107 Report

Quoted By: >>52962131

>>52962008
Your chest feels tight? Lol wtf

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 03:29:46 No.52962121 Report

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>>52960361
Oh nice, another urinal to pee on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 03:31:38 No.52962131 Report

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>>52962107
listen to it first
https://www.buildabear.com/online-exclusive-alolan-vulpix-bundle/29794_25917_25919.html

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 04:02:58 No.52962334 Report

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>>52962131
oh no

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 04:05:01 No.52962349 Report

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>>52962131
bro?

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 04:14:37 No.52962411 Report

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>>52962131
why is it so sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 04:59:27 No.52962696 Report

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>>52962131
wtf my dick turned Rock Solid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 05:15:16 No.52962787 Report

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>>52962131
what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 05:32:07 No.52962876 Report

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>>52962131
You know what I'm gonna do to that thing batman

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 06:23:44 No.52963161 Report

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>>52962131
They knew exactly what they were doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 07:35:53 No.52963516 Report

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>>52962131
Forgive father but I must sin again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 08:28:18 No.52963726 Report

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>>52961473
Post The Sniper copypasta

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 09:28:23 No.52963963 Report

Quoted By: >>52964091

>>52961637
>desperation is hot, but full on "piss in my mouth" watersports isn't
It depends on who's doing the pissing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 09:36:06 No.52963995 Report

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>>52962131
>region locked link

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 09:43:14 No.52964034 Report

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>>52962131
>it sounds like a Vulpix
And...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 09:57:27 No.52964091 Report

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>>52963963
It doesn't count if its Suicune's sparkling soda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 09:59:20 No.52964095 Report

Quoted By: >>52964132

>>52960361
*Back due to, you illiterate fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 10:06:12 No.52964122 Report

Quoted By: >>52971492

>>52962131
I heard it was lewder sounding at first but got recalled due to complaints

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 10:07:30 No.52964132 Report

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>>52964095
>>52961776
gracias señor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 10:12:30 No.52964147 Report

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>>52961704
>piss isn't red
speak for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 10:25:19 No.52964197 Report

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>>52962131
That is very cute, but I can see why "certain people" might get an odd response to it.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 10:56:42 No.52964312 Report

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>>52962131
Sex with animal wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:02:08 No.52964328 Report

Quoted By: >>52964336

>>52962131
to me it doesn't sound very provocative, it's just someone saying it's name over and over, but I underestimate coombrains. I can imagine this voice clip distorting as the poor thing gets pissed to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:04:10 No.52964336 Report

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>>52962131
>>52964328
>I can imagine this voice clip distorting as the poor thing gets pissed to death
stop I can only get so hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:15:17 No.52964375 Report

Quoted By: >>52965144

>>52962131
Its... a vulpix?
It's just sorta cute, not provocative in any way.
I don't get where you're coming from, and this is from someone who's into these sort of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:22:07 No.52964399 Report

Quoted By: >>52964513 >>52964684

pissfags get their comeuppance when the plush's voice box malfunctions from getting liquid in them and then it burns down the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:23:37 No.52964408 Report

Quoted By: >>52964442

>>52960381
I dont get It, you meant the other way around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:31:56 No.52964442 Report

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>>52964408
no, the rot turns it orange

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 11:54:05 No.52964513 Report

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>>52964399
>implying
If it's sodden to the point of affecting the voice box contained within, it's unlikely to be able to spread a fire (wet fuel doesn't burn the way you think it does).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 12:42:30 No.52964684 Report

Quoted By: >>52965637

>>52964399
pissfags get their comeuppance when they realize their meme fetish they dont actually have isn't actually getting them discord upvotes so they move on to something else to shit the board up

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 14:09:34 No.52965144 Report

Quoted By: >>52965652 >>52965918

>>52962131
this doesn't make me want to fug at all, it makes me desperately want to hug. then again, vulpix is just hard for me to lewd in general because she's a daughtermon and ninetales is the waifumon.

>>52964375
i swear i've seen this exact 56kb image of tariq several times on multiple boards in the past week. am i going schizo or have you also posted it on /k/ and /v/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:02:08 No.52965637 Report

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>>52964684
>discord
lol fuck pisscord

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:04:21 No.52965652 Report

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>>52965144
>this doesn't make me want to fug at all, it makes me desperately want to hug.
same...

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:13:51 No.52965743 Report

Quoted By: >>52966047 >>52966177 >>52968431

>>52961560
Not gonna lie girls I’m really disappointed that everyone ITT has just ignored my sweet gengar plush and just talked about piss and scat and doll fucking instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:30:53 No.52965918 Report

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>>52965144
I agree.
Notions of morality and size-based compatability aside, simply put, ninetales is an elegant design, whereas vulpix a cute one.
Also, the Tariq pic is just one I googled because I saw it in a SsethTzeentach video, I'm sure plenty of others have too.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:37:18 No.52965995 Report

Quoted By: >>52966063

>>52960361
The only pokemon plush I really want is this, but I can't justify spending $500 on a toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:40:17 No.52966047 Report

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>>52965743
Will you pee on Gengar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:41:37 No.52966063 Report

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>>52965995
Imagine how much piss this round boi can absorb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 15:52:12 No.52966177 Report

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>>52965743
It was your own mistake to expect anything else on this board.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 16:13:30 No.52966376 Report

Quoted By: >>52967535

>>52963726
>PISSIN ON PLUSHES' A GOOD JOB MATE
>IT'S CHALLENGING WORK, INNADOORS
>I'LL GUARANTEE YOU'LL NOT GO DEHYDRATED
>CUZ AT THE END OF THE DAY
>'LONG AS THERE'S PLUSHES LEFT ON THE PLANET
>SOMEONE'S GONNA WANT SOMEONE TO PISS ON EM
>*TAKES A LONG FUCKING PISS ON A TOILET*
>OOH
>DAD-
>DAD- I'M A- UH-
>I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL DAD, IT'S A FETISH
>WELL THE DIFFERENCE BEING; ONE TURNS ME ON, THE OTHER'LL MAKE ME CHOP MY DICK OFF!
>I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, MY PARENTS... DO NOT CARE FOR IT
>*POSTS SCREENCAP OF A PISSED ON AMPHAROS IN A TOILET*
>I THINK I FORGOT TO DELETE THE METADATA
>*SOMEONE POSTS HIS DOX ON KIWIFARMS*
>YES, YES I DID
>*TIMELAPSE OF A SYLVEON PLUSH HE GOT FROM POKEMON CENTER SLOWLY BEING YELLOWED BY FUCKING PISS*
>DISGUSTING?
>LOOK MATE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S DISGUSTING?
>BLOKES WHO POST HUMAN POKEMON GIRLS ON /vp/
>PISSFAGS HAVE STANDARDS
>BE POLITE
>*PISSES ON EEVEE*
>BE EFFICIENT
>*PISSES ON VAPOREON*
>HAVE A PLAN TO PISS ON EVERY PLUSH YOU MEET
>*PISSES ON CAMERA*
>...
>DAD- DAD- PUT-
>PUT MUM ON THE PHONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 16:21:01 No.52966438 Report

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>>52960575
>*pshhhhhhh*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 18:22:40 No.52967535 Report

Quoted By:

>>52966376
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 20:08:57 No.52968431 Report

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>>52965743
he looks fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 22:58:37 No.52969738 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Jan 2023 23:25:01 No.52969956 Report

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>>52960361
where the fuck s bulbasaur?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 02:10:34 No.52971341 Report

Quoted By: >>52971529

literal onahole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 02:24:11 No.52971492 Report

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>>52964122
Source?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 02:27:06 No.52971529 Report

Quoted By: >>52971877 >>52972527

>>52971341
Do you like it because it's a bunny or because it's a cactus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 03:06:20 No.52971877 Report

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>>52971529
i don't actually wanna fuck it but this thing looks perfect for it

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 04:17:01 No.52972527 Report

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>>52971529
How is this a bunny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 04:36:48 No.52972694 Report

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>>52960361
>Friend and roommate knows I like both Vulpixes
>Shows me an ad on Facebook for an Alolan Vulpix plushie
>Remember getting a dalmatian plushie and getting him baseball related stuff when I was 7
>Half drunk
>"Fuck it"
>Buy the plushie, sleeper and cape
>Arrives about two weeks later

I never heard the 6 in 1 sound up until now. I think my heart just melted.

I can't wait until Kantoan Vulpix is re-released...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 05:32:55 No.52973132 Report

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>>52962131
It made me physically cringe and then filled me with rage imagining the dumb slut that recorded it, God I hate women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 07:25:46 No.52973787 Report

Quoted By: >>52974813 >>52975222 >>52976717

>>52960717
Reminder that foxes don't have cookies. BD's Lana is much closer to the truer experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 10:35:44 No.52974813 Report

Quoted By: >>52975294

>>52973787
what do they call it cookie i’m new

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 11:23:43 No.52975222 Report

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>>52973787
>foxes don't have cookies.
even Alopex Lagopus?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 11:35:21 No.52975294 Report

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>>52974813
Well you know…
newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 15:15:30 No.52976717 Report

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>>52973787
Wouldn't Zöie be more applicable?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 15:33:39 No.52976862 Report

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>>52960361

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