>>53003930HELL NO, I can cum to pics of Guzma and Giacomo in less than 30 seconds but I would NEVER date a guy like that irl
>lack of hygieneGuzma probably never washes his clothes. Neither does Giacomo, he is a teen with no parental supervision in a 100 km radius, his dark type camp doesn't even have showers. If you ever went to a music festival that lasted more than a day you know that smooching any guy there is out of question.
>body type/fitness levelI know fanart likes to draw Guzma buff as fuck but let's be real, he probably doesn't work out for real. Neither does Giacomo. The latter is probably just skinny fat with no muscle anywhere. And as he gets older it only gets worse.
Guzma's constant slouching is cool and badass in anime but irl it would trigger the fuck out of me.
>unfaithful bad guysI can't even begin to imagine how fucked you are dating a DJ, Giacomo probably cheats on you constantly with your own friends, but said friends don't tell you cause Giacomo gives them tickets to his gigs for free. I know they are cool guys at heart and have a soft side but overall they surely fuck up a lot and hurt your feelings with their dumbness
>awkward routineI imagine Guzma and Giacomo both stay up all night to party and do illegal stuff. Fun if you're young but terrible in the long run if he wants to party every single weekend.
>nasty drug habits or drinking problemsthey both have issues so and trauma, they both can't show any nervousness in their positions, so of course they smoke, drink, snort, you name it.
