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So like every guy that sees the dang Vaporeon post, I eventually got really curious and decided to give it a try.
I made us a really big dinner and got us an entire case of Angry Orchard. I used a whole massive bag of chicken tenders, a bottle of Chick-fil-A sauce, and created some of the most amazing loaded nacho cheese french fries you ever tasted.
You have no idea how much this Vaporeon ate. All that fried and greasy food was gobbled up by her. I'd be running to the toilet, but with acid armor this beast just took it all. I was checking something my friend sent me on Discord on my phone, and I didn't notice it used attract on me to get me to put on Family Guy on the TV. Not just any episodes, but the Family Guy Star Wars episodes. I had about a plate and a half worth of food, but while I was getting the TV set up, she gobbled up the rest of the food I made, even slurping up the leftover nacho cheese sauce.
And like you wouldn't think that is a problem. She crawls up on me and lays on my chest, I wrap my arms around her like a pillow, throw a blanket over us and we just watch Family Guy. Well .. it doesn't help she can just spam Focus Energy, which increases her chance to crit.
Every. Single. Time she laughs. Your nose flinches in discomfort. Her breath freaking stinks. It's like a mix of stew, and something you sniff while in a public bathroom. It's gross. It's uncomfortable.
A Focus Band helps prevent a Pokemon from occasionally fainting. And that with Acid armor, protects the Vaporeon. But it still lets out exhaust. Loudly. And if you thought the breath and burps were bad, this monster just ate a massive plate of fried food.
So after the first two specials when she falls asleep on you and rests, you got a farting Vaporeon pinning you down with its bad breath, that drools spit mixed with nacho cheese all over you.
Overall it was not as bad as some of my other dates, but that's not saying much. Does anyone else's Vaporeon like to watch Family Guy?
