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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 16:45:30 No.53208400 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53208674 >>53208957 >>53208975 >>53210597 >>53210877 >>53211901 >>53214861 >>53217436 >>53217456 >>53217500 >>53219149 >>53222123 >>53226366

why is this dumb bird allowed to mindrape humans and get away with it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 16:48:25 No.53208428 Report

Quoted By: >>53208584 >>53215250 >>53225079

Not having a dark type on you at all times is consent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 16:51:41 No.53208458 Report

Quoted By: >>53211424 >>53211450 >>53214113 >>53214392

Is that Sia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 17:08:31 No.53208584 Report

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>>53208428
>look at his team, he was asking for it!
the bird needs to be stopped.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 17:20:10 No.53208674 Report

Quoted By: >>53209731

>>53208400
Just give her a Meowscarade correction you idiot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 17:58:58 No.53208957 Report

Quoted By: >>53209014

>>53208400
>mindrape humans
Am I missing something? When did that happen? Is she the new Hypno or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 18:03:05 No.53208975 Report

Quoted By: >>53209011

>>53208400
I would pretend to resist tbf, before she milks my cock dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 18:08:41 No.53209011 Report

Quoted By: >>53209731

>>53208975
she can read your mind, if she knows you're only pretending she's going to make it far more painful for you than imagined

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 18:09:20 No.53209014 Report

Quoted By: >>53209045 >>53209731 >>53211468

>>53208957
Her dex entry just says she can immobilize things with her eyes using psychic power and it's being run with.
I think partially because large birds in reality are known to imprint upon humans and desire them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 18:14:00 No.53209045 Report

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>>53209014
Fair enough, carry on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 19:48:48 No.53209631 Report

Quoted By: >>53209706

What the duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 19:59:35 No.53209706 Report

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>>53209631
ostrich actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 20:03:19 No.53209731 Report

Quoted By: >>53209775 >>53209929

>>53208674
>>53209014
>>53209011
>her
>50% male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 20:08:57 No.53209775 Report

Quoted By: >>53225210

>>53209731
Nobody with any testosterone uses a male Espathra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 20:30:05 No.53209929 Report

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>>53209731
any hole's a goal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:05:27 No.53210207 Report

Quoted By: >>53210561

>you are the fixation of a wild espathra who watches you walk home from work every day
>you unknowingly rebuff her advances, writing off her fixated gaze and funny dancing as bird silliness
>one day you dont see her
>you open the door and shes sitting in your living room staring at you more intensely than ever before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:10:04 No.53210243 Report

Quoted By: >>53210270 >>53210412 >>53210475

gamefeak had absolutely no right to make a fucking ostrich this sexy, look at her eyes and bowl cut, shes just screaming fuck me with your big human cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:13:02 No.53210270 Report

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>>53210243
They ask and I deliever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:17:29 No.53210301 Report

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Is game freak getting better or worse at design if the hottest pokemon of this gen is an ostrich?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:33:06 No.53210411 Report

Quoted By: >>53210475

I want her big ostrich feet on my cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:33:08 No.53210412 Report

Quoted By: >>53210625 >>53214848

>>53210243
Wonder what Gen 10 will bring. They gotta to seven somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:41:19 No.53210475 Report

Quoted By: >>53210482 >>53210814

>>53210243
>>53210411
>her
?
It's a 50% male species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:42:45 No.53210482 Report

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>>53210475
espathra is female only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 21:57:37 No.53210561 Report

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>>53210207
>wake up next day
>your clothes are gone
>living room is a fucking mess
>bird is nowhere to be seen
>instead there's a love ball sitting on your desk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:05:01 No.53210597 Report

Quoted By: >>53210630 >>53210652 >>53210804

>>53208400
>Hypno
>Malamar
>Espathra
The psychic rapist archetype needs to be stopped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:08:18 No.53210625 Report

Quoted By: >>53210671

>>53210412
How come pokefuckers continue to feast like this? This gen you have Tinkaton, Meowscarada and Espathra

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:09:07 No.53210630 Report

Quoted By: >>53213950

>>53210597
Yes. Only those three, you're safe with all the other psychic critters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:12:39 No.53210652 Report

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>>53210597
espathra is the first actually hot one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:15:48 No.53210671 Report

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>>53210625
No clue, but you know you made a mon well when it makes me rearrange my team after all mons are revealed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:16:06 No.53210672 Report

Quoted By: >>53221310

I wish he was named Telepathra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:39:43 No.53210804 Report

Quoted By:

>>53210597
Nothing suggests she does any raping but she will aggressively make you like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:40:50 No.53210814 Report

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>>53210475
"humans are 50% female so you can't like any human"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:44:29 No.53210836 Report

Quoted By: >>53222251

Stupid sexy rapist bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:49:53 No.53210877 Report

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>>53208400
This smug bird will ride your dick and there is NOTHING you can do about it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:56:19 No.53210932 Report

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Imagine making a bird THIS SMUG it’s like she already knows you’ll give her what whatever she wants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Feb 2023 22:59:09 No.53210948 Report

Quoted By: >>53211384

Why does Paldea have so many dangerously smug birds? By the way, that would be me in the middle if I was a critter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:13:09 No.53211384 Report

Quoted By: >>53211444 >>53221317

>>53210948
>Quagmire just doesn't give a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:19:30 No.53211424 Report

Quoted By:

>>53208458
Oh my god
Baby baby don't you see-ee-ee
I got everything you nee-ee-eed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:21:25 No.53211444 Report

Quoted By:

>>53211384
giggity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:23:01 No.53211450 Report

Quoted By: >>53223870

>>53208458
Lady GaGa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:25:57 No.53211468 Report

Quoted By: >>53211482 >>53211514 >>53214309

>>53209014
>large birds in reality are known to imprint upon humans and desire them
No fuckin way, only dolphins are that smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:27:59 No.53211482 Report

Quoted By: >>53211504

>>53211468
ostriches arent exactly pinnacles of intelligence but they think people are sexy for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:32:12 No.53211504 Report

Quoted By: >>53211509

>>53211482
You got any proof like articles or research?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:33:20 No.53211509 Report

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>>53211504
have sex with a ostrich

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 00:33:51 No.53211514 Report

Quoted By: >>53211875 >>53211889 >>53213969

>>53211468
Birds can be weird.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/style/wp/2018/07/23/feature/the-crane-who-fell-in-love-with-a-human/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 01:28:35 No.53211875 Report

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>>53211514
>Then he starts rubbing her thighs, rhythmically, almost pornographically. Thirty seconds elapse — it feels much longer — before Walnut steps away from Crowe, fixes a few out-of-place feathers, and then stretches out her wings, asking for another go-round.
What the fuck kinda fanfiction writers is The Washington Post hiring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 01:30:02 No.53211889 Report

Quoted By: >>53213898

>>53211514
This is a crane
Not an Ostrich

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 01:32:02 No.53211901 Report

Quoted By:

>>53208400
she is so sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 08:49:37 No.53213898 Report

Quoted By:

>>53211889
Ostriches are even more likely to go for people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:04:09 No.53213950 Report

Quoted By:

>>53210630
Humans can't fly you silly Todd Howard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:08:59 No.53213969 Report

Quoted By: >>53213982

>>53211514
>Crowe
Clearly, she mistook him for a bird because of his name. Happens all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:13:08 No.53213982 Report

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>>53213969
My good sir, I can assure you birds can't understand subtleties of the human language since they can't read or even write messages on imageboards. Now you wouldn't happen to be a trainer in the Paldea region by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:43:56 No.53214113 Report

Quoted By: >>53214481

>>53208458
Based. That’s what I named my Espathra. You’re the only other person I’ve seen on here who thinks of Sia instead of Lady Gaga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 10:57:20 No.53214309 Report

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>>53211468
They imprint upon humans precisely because they aren't very smart, or at least their self-awareness and perception of others is rather inflexible and underdeveloped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 11:27:24 No.53214392 Report

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>>53208458
That's what I named mine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 12:21:05 No.53214481 Report

Quoted By: >>53216481

>>53214113
>who thinks of Sia instead of Lady Gaga
because Gaga rocked those bangs way before Sia exploded into mainstream, zoomer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 13:22:16 No.53214646 Report

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My ostrich queen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 13:23:38 No.53214652 Report

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it's an overdone joke but i genuinely cannot unsee it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 14:17:41 No.53214848 Report

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>>53210412
>Cleopatra VII, Yang Guifei and Ono no Komachi, or Helen. They are called “the world’s three greatest beauties of all time” in Japan. They appear in various TV commercials and other media today. Many people wonder why these women were selected and why it seems to be a story that is widespread only in Japan.
>Yang Guifei and Ono no Komachi, or Helen
Probably a Cassowary or an Emu Pokemon based on Yang Guifei or Ono no Komachi/Helen of Troy (The World's Three Beauties)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 14:22:38 No.53214861 Report

Quoted By: >>53214898 >>53215243 >>53215998

>>53208400
has anyone actually fapped to this yet? Get on it /vp/ don't disappoint me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 14:38:57 No.53214898 Report

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>>53214861
>has anyone fapped to this pokemon that got its first lewds months ago
gee anon i dunno

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 16:26:03 No.53215243 Report

Quoted By: >>53216160

>>53214861
Got about 19 NSFW pics in my folder at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 16:27:19 No.53215250 Report

Quoted By:

>>53208428
Wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 19:05:06 No.53215998 Report

Quoted By:

>>53214861
Yeah, of course. It and Tinkaton are probably the most smoking mons of the gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 19:29:42 No.53216149 Report

Quoted By:

She can immobolize me any time and have her way with me.
I mean, there is a reason I go to Espartha fields during THAT season

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 19:32:02 No.53216160 Report

Quoted By:

>>53215243
keep them, since 99% of pokemon porn is trash I can guarantee 102% of them also trash and...
> "no, some o these are really good"
.. you have a shit taste as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 20:37:54 No.53216481 Report

Quoted By: >>53221058

>>53214481
I know of Sia because of her work with Zero 7. What zoomer listened to trip-hop 15 years ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 23:33:29 No.53217436 Report

Quoted By:

>>53208400
Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 23:34:56 No.53217441 Report

Quoted By:

I hear she lays really fat fucking eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 23:35:50 No.53217456 Report

Quoted By:

>>53208400
I usually do not when designs stylize beaks and muzzles with a tiny mouth down below rather than actually drawing the jaw, but in this case it kind of makes me want to fuck Espathra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 23:41:52 No.53217500 Report

Quoted By: >>53218258

>>53208400
>and get away with it
Wasn't she banned from OU?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 02:14:20 No.53218258 Report

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>>53217500
>fanfic meta

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 05:28:11 No.53219149 Report

Quoted By: >>53219284

>>53208400
She was murdered by Finch himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 06:15:37 No.53219284 Report

Quoted By: >>53220304

>>53219149
>looking into her eyes
FINCH NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 13:14:27 No.53220304 Report

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>>53219284
>BREAKING NEWS: Espathra reintroduced to OU a day after its ban, OU council member Finchinator nowhere to be found

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 13:23:07 No.53220326 Report

Quoted By: >>53220898 >>53220977

In Paldea, how do you even know what memories are real or not? You could be ambushed by a giant ostrich thing, and wake up feeling totally normal with no memories of the attack at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 16:08:49 No.53220898 Report

Quoted By: >>53221937

>>53220326
>he didn't pick the cat when offered a pokémon for his protection upon enrolment
Natural selection at work, there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 16:21:40 No.53220977 Report

Quoted By: >>53221937

>>53220326
Dark type CHADS don't have this problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 16:35:51 No.53221058 Report

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>>53216481
Cool ones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 16:39:20 No.53221076 Report

Quoted By: >>53221098

Actually, how do you know anything is real? Your whole life could just be some illusion planted by some ratite to keep you docile. In reality, you could be stuck in some ditch in the desert, slowly dwindling away until the bird decides you aren't worth keeping around anymore. In your head you're safe at home, with your ugly cat thing, about to head to school.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 16:42:44 No.53221098 Report

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>>53221076
Not with my ugly cat thing, fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 16:46:44 No.53221123 Report

Quoted By: >>53221224

haha imagine just waking up in the desert completely covered in a mixture of your bodily fluids and espathra's, and with no memory of the last three months
i think that would be a funny situation haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 17:01:43 No.53221224 Report

Quoted By: >>53221916 >>53222029 >>53222072

>>53221123
hahaha imagine if espathra pecked your eyes out and tore out your tongue so that you could never escape the desert and tell others about what happened there. lol imagine if you were COMPLETELY reliant on her brainwashing you to "see" anything ever again in your addled fantasies and you'd do absolutely anything for her to bring the dreams back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 17:17:10 No.53221310 Report

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>>53210672
I wish there was a middle stage called that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 17:18:26 No.53221317 Report

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>>53211384
Quags be like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:03:14 No.53221916 Report

Quoted By:

>>53221224
haha wow anon that's really extreme lol
good thing this is just a joke haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:06:06 No.53221937 Report

Quoted By: >>53222227

>>53220898
>>53220977
Dark typing doesn't stop hypnosis, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:17:48 No.53222029 Report

Quoted By:

>>53221224
>makes you immune to hypnosis
how nice of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:26:13 No.53222072 Report

Quoted By:

>>53221224
the bird wouldn't even need to do that, just tamper with your brain a bit and you won't even want to escape
in fact, you won't even know you're human anymore lol
flittles belong in the desert, and your brain says you're a flittle so whats wrong?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:35:09 No.53222123 Report

Quoted By:

>>53208400
>dumb bird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:48:05 No.53222198 Report

Quoted By: >>53222251

I love this stupid sexy hypno bird like you wouldn't believe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:52:55 No.53222227 Report

Quoted By:

>>53221937
>prankster taunt
>bird can't hypnotise anymore
>sucker punch the bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Feb 2023 19:56:51 No.53222251 Report

Quoted By:

>>53210836
>>53222198
Stupid bird you make me look bad!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 00:38:06 No.53223870 Report

Quoted By: >>53224725

>>53211450
Formerly ledyba

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 03:20:06 No.53224725 Report

Quoted By:

>>53223870
>Ledybaba

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 04:38:07 No.53225079 Report

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>>53208428
Personally, I prefer the air.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 05:05:18 No.53225210 Report

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>>53209775
>Nobody with any testosterone uses a male Espathra.
Thank God I don't have any because my XL shiny lad is so cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Feb 2023 12:07:02 No.53226366 Report

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>>53208400
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