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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 19:47:08 No.53262278 View View Reply Original Report

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Remember that all of your pokémon need baths too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 19:55:07 No.53262316 Report

Quoted By: >>53262398 >>53262409 >>53263533

>tfw you will never have the honor of bathing your meowscarada

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 19:58:26 No.53262328 Report

Quoted By: >>53269256

>>53262278
Magcargo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:10:23 No.53262398 Report

Quoted By: >>53262480 >>53264795 >>53264868

>>53262316
Why did Gamefreak let you bathe these kinds of Pokemon? I thought this was supposed to be a kid's game...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:11:48 No.53262409 Report

Quoted By: >>53262480

>>53262278
>>53262316
Can't they bathe themselves? Fucking lazy whores

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:17:55 No.53262445 Report

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>>53262278
>Let's get one thing clear
>I can wash my body all by myself-

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:23:13 No.53262479 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:23:43 No.53262480 Report

Quoted By: >>53263097

>>53262398
At least they don't let you bath Lopunny (yet).
>>53262409
>Fucking lazy whores
True. It's basically a reverse soapland service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:25:27 No.53262494 Report

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>>53262278
>all of your pokémon need baths too
>therrothorn
I'm just grabbing the hose and BLASTING until it's clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:26:25 No.53262501 Report

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>>53262278
I forgot about this feature approximately 5 seconds after it was introduced in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:48:18 No.53262658 Report

Quoted By: >>53269214

>>53262479
I want to join them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 20:56:14 No.53262707 Report

Quoted By: >>53263038 >>53264685

>>53262278
They’re smart enough to bathe themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:44:43 No.53263018 Report

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>>53262278
Uuuuuuugh stinky rabbit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:45:15 No.53263020 Report

Quoted By: >>53263049

Remember to wash his white pokeballs well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:47:29 No.53263034 Report

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>>53262278
>pokefuckers will still act like Pokemon aren't just slightly more sophisticated and intelligent pets when features like this exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:48:46 No.53263038 Report

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>>53262707
They live in the wild with no modern plumbing, they probably stink

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:49:54 No.53263047 Report

Quoted By: >>53263106 >>53263177

I haven't showered in 1 month

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:50:17 No.53263049 Report

Quoted By: >>53267781

>>53263020
>his

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:57:28 No.53263097 Report

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>>53262480
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:58:54 No.53263106 Report

Quoted By: >>53263130

>>53263047
You must smell like a damn Gardobor

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 19 Feb 2023 22:03:07 No.53263130 Report

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>>53263106
if only you knew how bad things really are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 22:08:23 No.53263159 Report

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>>53262479
Cute boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 22:10:23 No.53263177 Report

Quoted By: >>53263233

>>53263047
They don't make water hot enough for creatures like you.

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 19 Feb 2023 22:17:19 No.53263233 Report

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>>53263177
what are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:07:07 No.53263533 Report

Quoted By: >>53263667 >>53263685 >>53263715 >>53264654 >>53265834 >>53265941

>>53262278
>>53262316
I thought pokemon were sapien and intelligent creatures? Why do i have to bathe them???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:30:15 No.53263667 Report

Quoted By: >>53264710 >>53265863 >>53265899 >>53266047

>>53263533
No, they're canonically subhuman inferior beings, just like pets. Tajiri said so. And as inferior beings, they're bound to your will and obligated to obey your every command. Your EVERY command. This is how Gamefreak wants it. And if that makes you uncomfortable or offended in any way? Then you're just a pervert. Do not question Gamefreak's wholesome vision for children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:31:51 No.53263675 Report

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>>53262479
>oi, josuke, what are those kids doing to their pokemons?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:34:21 No.53263685 Report

Quoted By: >>53263711 >>53265899

>>53263533
Because Pokémon are constructed to be like cats and dogs. This is what their creator said back in 1995, 1996 and 2018. Pokémon do a fair number of cat/dog things in the games. In Scarlet and Violet they even get zoomies just like real cats and dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:39:13 No.53263711 Report

Quoted By: >>53264405

>>53263685
Okay, but it's very inappropriate when it's with these particular Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:39:48 No.53263715 Report

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>>53263533
They're like babies, "sapient", but still dumb as shit, and wanting to fuck cinderace or meowscarada makes you both a pedophile AND a zoophile, verily.

lycanroc

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lycanroc Sun 19 Feb 2023 23:55:14 No.53263815 Report

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>>53262278
>You tell your water type pokemon to bath the rest while you go look for new pokemon
>It uses hydro pump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 01:24:48 No.53264405 Report

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>>53263711
creators doesnt care and neither should we

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 01:57:03 No.53264624 Report

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But the pokedex says Alakazam has like 999 IQ tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:01:02 No.53264654 Report

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>>53263533
pets want to be washed if they were wild pokemon they would do it themselves

wild cats bath themself and house cats are spoiled so we have to bath them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:04:31 No.53264685 Report

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>>53262707
they're smart enough to be spoiled and be bathed by their trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:09:09 No.53264710 Report

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>>53263667
Why is this man so based?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:11:38 No.53264724 Report

Quoted By: >>53264778

Pokemon deserve to be spoiled by you. especially if they are your lovers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:18:57 No.53264778 Report

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>>53264724
i always love to spoil my pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:20:36 No.53264795 Report

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>>53262398
Because those kids eventually go on to buy plushes after they reach puberty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:31:47 No.53264868 Report

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>>53262398
because kids aren't horny bastards who would like to fuck an animal and gets sexually aroused by lopunny unlike /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 05:35:58 No.53265834 Report

Quoted By: >>53268169

>>53263533
What do you mean? Bathing your intelligent and affectionate Pokemon is an excellent bonding exercise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 05:44:56 No.53265863 Report

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>>53263667
Yeah I’m not taking science advice from a dude wanted for war crimes in Unova.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 05:57:47 No.53265899 Report

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>>53263667
>>53263685
Doesn't this one disprove that? He talks like a human and has the same complex thinking like humans do as well.
Also how does Colress know this? Can he read minds? Has he spoken with Pokemon that can talk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 06:10:02 No.53265941 Report

Quoted By: >>53268244

>>53263533
Because they’re sluts and want shower sex from their trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 06:40:34 No.53266020 Report

Quoted By: >>53266028

>>53262278
He seems kinda shy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 06:42:12 No.53266028 Report

Quoted By: >>53266030 >>53267351

>>53266020
>he
>100% female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 06:42:42 No.53266030 Report

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>>53266028
>100% female
You wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 06:47:53 No.53266047 Report

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>>53263667
Anime Meowth pretty much destroys this logic effortlessly, but if you need further proof there's legendaries and other Pokemon with speaking lines in the games themselves, such as Zoroark and the ghost types.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 10:46:59 No.53266722 Report

Quoted By: >>53269880

I'm going to be here a while.
It's great Spinda makes for good company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 14:13:58 No.53267351 Report

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>>53266028
>100% female
>100% male genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 15:47:31 No.53267781 Report

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>>53263049
>nuts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 15:54:35 No.53267829 Report

Quoted By: >>53268178 >>53268331

Goku also needs baths often. Good thing Bejita's wife is always avaliable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 16:58:12 No.53268169 Report

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>>53265834
>be Braixen
>turn on the shower to clean
>remember you're a fire type
>HP plummets
>faint

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 17:00:39 No.53268178 Report

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>>53267829
>goku
>sapient
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 17:13:30 No.53268244 Report

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>>53265941
This is the post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 17:28:04 No.53268312 Report

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>>53262479
How the FUCK did gamefreak got away with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 17:34:45 No.53268331 Report

Quoted By: >>53268346 >>53268890 >>53268954

>>53267829
There's a big difference between bathing as a social activity between two people, notice that they're both naked in your picture, versus what is presented as being like bathing a real dog.

https://youtu.be/GysSam7Y4ps
https://youtu.be/MCvrxJgy8r0

Notice here that Pokémon even dry themselves just as dogs do. Combined with their behavior mimicking that of pets when let out of their pokeball, they even programmed all Pokémon to have zoomies which is a dog/cat behavior, it's fairly easy to see that these actions are meant to evoke the feeling of bonding with a pet cat or dog by cleaning them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 17:37:09 No.53268346 Report

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>>53268331
It's very inappropriate with Pokemon like Gardevoir, Meowscarada and Lopunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 17:39:35 No.53268357 Report

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>>53262479
Goh is giving Cinderace a hand job under water

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 19:07:29 No.53268882 Report

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>>53262479
I'd always bath naked with my pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 19:08:28 No.53268890 Report

Quoted By: >>53269126

>>53268331
oh my god that was obviously a joke post dude stop being autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 19:19:50 No.53268954 Report

Quoted By: >>53271200

>>53268331
You have a great point. I don't think Bulma is bonding with Chadku the same way a trainer would bond with their Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 19:53:37 No.53269126 Report

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>>53268890
Knowing the people here I doubt it. People here are oblivious to simple things like that in order to keep up with their delusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 20:10:07 No.53269214 Report

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>>53262658
Me too. Right in the middle...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 20:19:46 No.53269256 Report

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>>53262328
Given how hot Magcargo is, I doubt a small stream of water would do much other than immediately vaporize on impact. Yeah it'd probably be like trying to have a shower with ice but the steam would probably fulfill the same purpose.

Honestly makes me more curious is Pokemon like Muk and Garbodor which are functionally living garbage or hell what about Garganacl, the thing's salt right so wouldn't water wear its body down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 21:07:30 No.53269473 Report

Quoted By: >>53269605

Gamefreak made the bathing minigame to incite rule 34.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 21:35:42 No.53269605 Report

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>>53269473
Gamefreak doesn't have to do anything to incite R34 artists, kek. R34 artists are capable of taking the most wholesome and innocuous characters and scenarios and turning it into the lewdest shit imaginable.

bless their perverted hearts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 22:13:26 No.53269880 Report

Quoted By: >>53269904

>>53266722
Dust bunnies!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Feb 2023 22:16:44 No.53269904 Report

Quoted By: >>53271011

>>53269880
who's gonna tell him...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2023 01:34:32 No.53271011 Report

Quoted By: >>53271147

>>53269904
Tell me what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2023 01:57:41 No.53271147 Report

Quoted By: >>53272845

>>53271011
Spinda: Spin-panda

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2023 02:02:35 No.53271200 Report

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>>53268954
Alright, post the sauce.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2023 08:11:11 No.53272845 Report

Quoted By: >>53272984

>>53271147
So? The "fire mouse" pokémon is an echidna.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Feb 2023 09:03:10 No.53272984 Report

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>>53272845
Echidna? I thought it was a porcupine. It even has it in its Japanese name.
Which IS a rodent.
Spinda on the other hand is not only consistently called a "panda," but its Japanese name uses English influence for the naming scheme.
>Panda+Patch+Reel
>Which means a spotted panda
>That "reels" or to "loose balance"
>Patcheel
Of course, I could be completely wrong and I will admit that but honestly it all adds up to me.

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