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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 12:26:27 No.53280406 View View Reply Original Report

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>garbage stats
>totally useless
>awful movepools
>zero benefits being in any team
>autistic evolution methods
>yet people like them because "haha sex lmfao xD"
Name a more Reddit fanbase

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 12:32:09 No.53280425 Report

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Behold, the lower IQ of the terminally online 20-something has shaped his mental acuity into seeing things that are not real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 12:32:42 No.53280428 Report

Quoted By: >>53280508 >>53281502 >>53284070 >>53284592

>>53280406
The Eeveelutions should get slightly nerfed versions of Eevee’s LGPE moves with better names.

Sizzly Slide > Sizzling Slide
Bouncy Bubble > Bouncing Bubble
Buzzy Buzz > Buzzing Bolt
Glitzy Glow > Glimmering Glow
Baddy Bad > Boding Bad
Freezy Frost > Freezing Frost
Sappy Seed > Sapping Seed
Sparkly Swirl > Sparkling Swirl

Glaceon’s should inflict Frostbite instead of just being a stronger Clear Smog. Maybe even have it so each Eeveelution can get one of the other moves but they’re weaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 12:55:00 No.53280498 Report

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>>53280406
>Evoboost
+1 in all stats. Will fail if used by any pokemon that does not belong to the Eevee family.

No drawbacks like Cringerous Soul because the Eevees have a shallow movepool and shitty stats.
Add LGPE moves and you might have some OU niche mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 12:57:14 No.53280508 Report

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>>53280428
>Boding Bad
>better name than Baddy Bad
lol
lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:02:02 No.53280514 Report

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>>53280406
the fanbase of tertiary outragefags that randomly repost a picture and tells you why you should be angry at it with tons of unrelated greentext full of buzzwords

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:04:51 No.53280524 Report

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>>53280406
>Name a more Reddit fan base
Appletun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:14:14 No.53280558 Report

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>>53280406
> +10 to whichever stat is currently base 60
> +10 to one of the two base 65 stats
+ +15 to the base 95 stat
Fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:15:57 No.53280564 Report

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>>53280406
Penny is sexy tho!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:17:16 No.53280572 Report

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>>53280564
>white girl
>fucks dogs
Gamefreak knows a lot about Americans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:18:02 No.53280577 Report

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>>53280406
Dont care, didnt ask OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 13:18:37 No.53280582 Report

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>>53280577
You cared enough to reply

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 15:12:28 No.53281030 Report

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><pokémon> is unpopular because of bad stats and movepool
>yet eevee and the majority of the eeveelutions are popular despite the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 15:17:10 No.53281052 Report

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>>53281030
><pokémon> is unpopular because of bad stats and movepool
>yet eevee and the majority of the eeveelutions are popular despite the same thing because they're cute, cuddly and inspire feelings akin to baby animals or humans in the vast majority of normal people viewing the IP
Fixed that, if the other shitters were as cute or relatable to the average normie as Eevee and its brethren, they'd like them despite being shitmon.
Sorry no-one likes your shitmon anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 16:33:26 No.53281334 Report

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>>53280406
>trying to reason with dogfuckers
Anon, they fuck dogs. Clearly they don't think properly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 16:46:41 No.53281385 Report

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>>53280406
I cannot stress this enough, EEVEELUTIONS ARENT DOGS! Dogs are disgusting, ugly, and retarded, while eeveelutions are gorgeous and pretty. Mutts could only wish to be as beautiful and intelligent as the average eeveelution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 16:53:42 No.53281418 Report

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>>53281052
>Sorry no-one likes your shitmon anon.
At least my favorite Pokémon doesn't have a flat borderline-human face like Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 16:56:30 No.53281431 Report

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>>53280572
But she's Spanish, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 16:58:30 No.53281440 Report

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>>53280406
>haha sex lmfao xD
because they're mentally ill furries

i'm no furry, so i'd say only Glaceon and Espeon look objectively fuckable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 17:05:51 No.53281464 Report

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>>53281385
>cherry picks the worst dog
>I'd probably still pet it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 17:07:56 No.53281474 Report

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>>53281418
And if it had, it may be popular and you wouldn't have cause to be a seething fuckwit online. Alas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 17:14:50 No.53281502 Report

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>>53280428
>Baddy Bad > Boding Bad
There's just no fixing this name.

Good idea though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 17:16:33 No.53281507 Report

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>>53281431
She’s actually from Galar so she’s British.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 17:17:34 No.53281510 Report

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>>53281440
>I’m no furry, but I’d fuck these animals

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 17:18:23 No.53281513 Report

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>>53281385
probably feel just as good as dogs do, though. Like think about it logically- think about the last dog you nutted in, then apply that same sensation but with bonus elemental sensations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 21:32:22 No.53282740 Report

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>>53281510
Glaceon and Espeon are OBJECTIVELY sexy designs.

You don't need to be a furry to recognize this. Actual furries want to fuck even Jolteon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Feb 2023 21:34:36 No.53282761 Report

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>>53280406
OK let's change that.
>Jolteon
Replace quick feet with speed boost (stored power abuse)
>Vaporeon
Scald
>Flareon
Swap Guts for Technician
Swap SpA and Def
Relearn Flame charge
>Espeon
no change needed
>Umbreon
Swap Steadfast with Magic Guard
Learns Toxic,Glare and Payback again
Gets Poison fang/Poison Tail,Body Press and Cosmic Power.
>Leafeon
Swap Leaf guard for Sharpness
Learns Night Slash and Aqua cutter now
>Glaceon
Swap Snow veil for Slush rush
Swap Ice body for Refrigerate
>Sylveon
Ceases to exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 00:31:21 No.53284070 Report

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>>53280428
Or how about just give them the LGPE moves and have those moves renamed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:31:30 No.53284437 Report

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>>53281502
>the name of this move could be a reference to batibat, a demon from Ilocano folklore
What retard put this on the trivia section for this move?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:57:58 No.53284592 Report

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>>53280428
nope, just add another move that works only for eeveelutions
>origin power
>80 bp - single target
>strongest offensive stat of the user
>can be of any type that has an eeveelution
>120 bp if it's the type of the user
suddenly all eeveelutions have far better coverage, espeon, glaceon and sylveon would have a better mu vs steels with OP fire, same with vaporeon and grass, flareon can punish bulky waters with both OP electric and grass (it already has trailblaze tho), jolteon can use OP ice or grass vs ground types or OP water in rain teams with thunder; unfortunately umbreon is 100% support

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:59:17 No.53284598 Report

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>>53280406
>Name a more Reddit fanbase

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:10:31 No.53284651 Report

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>>53280406
Gardevoir

But besides that its Eevee ye

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