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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:26:24 No.53365938 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53366061 >>53366112 >>53366194 >>53366262 >>53366281 >>53366332 >>53366836

Bruh, how the fuck is this shit any fair? They are all "WHAT IF X BUT LE ROBOT???"
Why is it even legal to fuck us in the ass like this by not showing us what we're wasting our money on?
This is the second time I get fucked. I already missed on Klara ffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:28:05 No.53365950 Report

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Scarletbros, we won

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:30:05 No.53365960 Report

Quoted By: >>53365999

Instead of
>what if X but with hair?
You mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:35:00 No.53365999 Report

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>>53365960
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:35:37 No.53366004 Report

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they really put all of the SOVL into scsrlet, and left violet as an after thought. kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:44:21 No.53366061 Report

Quoted By: >>53366100 >>53366280

>>53365938
>got tricked into buying Violet because of the mount animations being a million times better
>paradox mons all suck ass
I got fucking scammed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:46:03 No.53366072 Report

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>he bought Violet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:48:01 No.53366087 Report

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Suicune went from majestic dog to crackhead dealer ..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:49:29 No.53366100 Report

Quoted By: >>53366111

>>53366061
>lifeless, static robot animations that give off no feeling of weight
>a million times better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:51:13 No.53366111 Report

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>>53366100
>wanting the mount you sit on 90% of your playtime to have a feeling of weight
I got fucking dizzy watching that damn lizard flail and jump
I want a smooth ride not a damn rodeo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:51:15 No.53366112 Report

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>>53365938
What makes it worse is that many of the differences within the Future Paradoxes are only seen when they are in motion. Some Future Paradoxes are good, but others are outright awful/uninspired from a first glance. Treads, Hands, Valiant, and Miraidon/Serpent are all lean towards the former. Guess Thorns is good too, since players have been wanting a "Mecha Tyranitar" for quite some time.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 19:59:28 No.53366194 Report

Quoted By: >>53366202 >>53366267

>>53365938
Before we start fighting, it's a "what if it's all Flinstones/Jetsons?" and they both did it wrong.

PP should involve ancient technology (This should have been the case with Magneton), ancient deities or myths, more extinc flora/fauna and not just dinosaurs and FP should have involved aliens, mutants, Cyborgs (More like the case of Miraidon where the biological and organic mix and not like the Gallade-Gardevoir) and not just robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:00:45 No.53366202 Report

Quoted By: >>53366266

>>53366194
>ancient deities or myths
They did that kind of with Koraidon who looks like a Quetzalcoatl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:05:12 No.53366237 Report

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They want to force you to buy the other game kek. And they've probably succeeded with a bunch of people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:09:12 No.53366262 Report

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>>53365938
I think Iron Treads is top tier so I prefer Violet on just that

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:09:39 No.53366266 Report

Quoted By: >>53366298

>>53366202
True, but I wish misdreavus had been given more of a lore involved with primitive shamanism instead of just being a ghost with ptrodactyl wings.

I honestly like her design, but it would have been complemented with some paint on her body or skins/bones, another option would have been to give her an anatomy similar to the prehistoric Venus but that would be too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:09:42 No.53366267 Report

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>>53366194
>it's a "what if it's all Flinstones/Jetsons?" and they both did it wrong
Because they weren't going for the shit you are spouting about?
Scarlet Paradoxes clearly have a tribal theme going on.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:12:20 No.53366280 Report

Quoted By: >>53366296 >>53366298

>>53366061
Nigger, you do realize that you can get Scarlet Paradoxes in Violet too right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:12:36 No.53366281 Report

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>>53365938
I mostly prefer the future paradoxes, outside of jigglypuff and magneton the scarlet ones are too tacky and overdesigned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:14:40 No.53366296 Report

Quoted By: >>53366306

>>53366280
You can but it’s a lot more of a pain in the ass to size/shiny hunt, I hunted for 0 atk walking wake can’t do that in Violet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:15:17 No.53366298 Report

Quoted By: >>53366306

>>53366266
Yeah I agree. Sandy Shocks kinda went into that direction too and it looks really cool.

>>53366280
I know you can trade them or get it in a raid, yeah. But it's still not fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:16:02 No.53366306 Report

Quoted By: >>53366310 >>53366316

>>53366296
Showdown exists Anon
>>53366298
You're forever stuck with a retarded dinosaur with a wheel stuck in it's throat in Scarlet while you can get all Scarlet Paradoxes in Violet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:16:42 No.53366310 Report

Quoted By: >>53366318

>>53366306
I really like Miraidon, though. I just think the other paradox mons are super boring. Literally just X but a Robot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:17:25 No.53366316 Report

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>>53366306
>Muh showdown
Bruh who tf cares if you go that route then what bike you have doesn’t matter either

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:17:38 No.53366318 Report

Quoted By: >>53366323 >>53366419

>>53366310
>Literally just X but a Robot.
While the others are just X but a Dinosaur
I don't get why people are making all these fucking threads when it's just the same shit anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:18:17 No.53366323 Report

Quoted By: >>53366331

>>53366318
Show me a dinosaur that looks like Sandy Shocks or Slither Wing.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:19:27 No.53366331 Report

Quoted By: >>53366342

>>53366323
>he actually said Volcarona with a dinosaur tail and Magneton with a dinosaur tail
Wow
Should have said Scream Tail or Roaring Moon at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:19:38 No.53366332 Report

Quoted By: >>53366338 >>53366833

>>53365938
Something I hate is that they repeat Mons, with Koraidon and Miraidon they were enough examples to show the contrast of past and future for Cyclizar, I would prefer to sacrifice one of the elephants and one of the moths in exchange for 2 different pokemon, preferably those that have not yet have been exploited, such as Hypno, Skarmory, Miltank, or Shuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:20:41 No.53366338 Report

Quoted By: >>53366412

>>53366332
>Paradox Hypno
>Iron Shaft

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:21:15 No.53366342 Report

Quoted By: >>53366395

>>53366331
Still, "X but with totally different body type and a dinosaur part" is preferable to "X and it looks literally the same except it's a robot"

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:26:39 No.53366395 Report

Quoted By: >>53366408

>>53366342
>X but with totally different body type
Let's not go that far Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:28:50 No.53366408 Report

Quoted By: >>53366424

>>53366395
Way more variety than Iron Moth, which can literally only move its "wings".

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Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:29:13 No.53366412 Report

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>>53366338
>Past Paradox
>Night Rape
By the way I know this is a coincidence, but it's funny how tapirs have an extinct semi-bipedal cousin that had legs very similar to hominid hands, I imagine that's what Drowzee and Hypno would look like in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:29:55 No.53366419 Report

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>>53366318
>While the others are just X but a Dinosaur
Yeah. Dinosaurs > robots

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:31:05 No.53366424 Report

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>>53366408
Not defending it either
Overall Paradoxes are very disappointing and it's sad to see people make all these threads
Flutter Mane and Iron Thorns are probably the worst ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:43:23 No.53366515 Report

Quoted By: >>53366527

Violet has you looking at a cool robot bike instead of a flailing retard with pretend wheels for 90% of the game and that alone makes it better. If you want the scarlet exclusives that bad you can just trade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 20:45:45 No.53366527 Report

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>>53366515
>staring at a motionless penis all game
I'll take the soulful funny dino

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 21:30:57 No.53366833 Report

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>>53366332
>I would prefer to sacrifice one of the elephants
Those are a lot more intelligently made than Koraidon and Miraidon. Donphan is the perfect pokemon for paradox since it has both aspects of modernity and antiquity. They should have done two Claydols too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 03 Mar 2023 21:31:07 No.53366836 Report

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>>53365938
robots are all better than those shitty mega rejects on the left.

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