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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:26:08 No.53413054 View View Reply Original Report

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Paradox Pokemon are the biggest missed opportunity in the entire series
>Pokemon from the distant past? lol just make them dinosaurs.
>Pokemon from far into the future? lol just make them robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:31:36 No.53413078 Report

Quoted By: >>53413140 >>53415216

>>53413054
>such a missed opportunity
>doesn't give any examples

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:32:01 No.53413081 Report

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>>53413054
>we finally get Paradox Pokemon that actually changes a lot like Walking Wake
>it's most likely the last one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:33:37 No.53413084 Report

Quoted By: >>53413113 >>53413122 >>53413171 >>53414617 >>53416431

>>53413054
All of the past paradox mons look good, all the future ones suck ass and don't even feel like pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:34:14 No.53413085 Report

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How can a fungus and cluster of magnets be considered dinosaurs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:40:03 No.53413113 Report

Quoted By: >>53413151

>>53413084
I love Pokemon that don't feel like Pokemon as long as they offer an in-lore explanation for why, and they don't make too many.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:41:37 No.53413122 Report

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>>53413084
>Brute Bonnet
>Flutter Mane
>look good
Kek
I love Scarlet Paradoxes and those are genuinely the worst ones

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:43:37 No.53413135 Report

Quoted By: >>53416516

>just gets bigger
>mogs every single paradox form bar volcarona and galladevoir
KNEEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:44:19 No.53413140 Report

Quoted By: >>53414582

>>53413078
The past paradoxes could've had pre-fossilized Pokemon like Archeops and Kabutops and fake evolutionary links. The future paradoxes could've had more fusions like Iron Blade, Pokemon from the present revived as fossils in the future, and genetically modified abominations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:45:31 No.53413145 Report

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>>53413054
It's because they're genetically modified, not actually Pokémon from the past/present

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:47:28 No.53413151 Report

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>>53413113
It's not just that they dont even feel like pokemon, it's also that aside from Iron Valiant they are literally just 1 to 1 robot versions of an already existing pokemon with no design changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:49:34 No.53413159 Report

Quoted By: >>53413166

>>53413054
>pokemon from the past
>pokemon from the future
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:50:48 No.53413166 Report

Quoted By: >>53413181

>>53413159
I know they're just made from some guys imagination but someone can be much more creative than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:51:15 No.53413171 Report

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>>53413084
Because they aren't pokemon, the past ones aren't either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 15:53:04 No.53413181 Report

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>>53413166
It's a child imagination because the professors imagined them when they were kids and didn't reevaluate how they would look like when they got older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 19:36:00 No.53414582 Report

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>>53413140
Too complicated for a kid game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 19:41:30 No.53414617 Report

Quoted By: >>53414699

>>53413084
>All of the past paradox mons look good
no they don't
>dude let's give donphan pink spikes and call it a new pokemon lmao
>dude let's give amoongus green spikes and call it a new pokemon lmao
>dude let's give jigglypuff longer hair and call it a new pokemon lmao
>dude let's give salamence feathers and call it a new pokemon lmao
>dude let's give magneton hair and call it a new pokemon lmao
>dude let's give misdreavus longer hair and call it a new pokemon lmao
>dude let's give volcarona a tail and call it a new pokemon lmao
the laziest shit ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 19:53:33 No.53414699 Report

Quoted By: >>53416785

>>53414617
>dude let's give salamence feathers and call it a new pokemon lmao
i mean it's still better than that dogshit design that is mega salamence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 19:55:33 No.53414706 Report

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>>53413054
They are obviously imagined uo into existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:38:08 No.53415190 Report

Quoted By: >>53415211 >>53415371

It’s almost as if they’re intentionally ridiculous like a child’s imagination of what things from the past and future are like. Pokemon from the future becoming literal robots is ridiculous. And even in past’s case, they chose the most outlandish thing to give ancestors like a mushroom, magnet and ghost, which just become dinosaurs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:43:06 No.53415211 Report

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>>53415190
>It’s almost as if they’re shit on purpose
you're convincing nobody

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:43:52 No.53415216 Report

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>>53413078
>bagon is outright a pokemon that goes from wishing to be able to fly to being able to fly
>the past form does not play with this idea at all by showing that salamence originally was wingless
>instead it has even bigger wings even though it loses its flying typing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:53:03 No.53415276 Report

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>>53413054
The biggest missed opportunity was Fusions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:55:57 No.53415292 Report

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>>53415216
it's almost like they're not really from the past or something

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:59:07 No.53415310 Report

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This guy is the coolest Pokemon we have gotten in years. Litteraly completes what feels like was missing fron Donphan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:07:35 No.53415369 Report

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>>53413054
Exactly we could have different extinct animals and plants, historical figures, ancient technology for the past and science fiction, speculative evolution, genetic manipulation, cloning, extraterrestrial life, space colonization for the future.

It's a shame GF has some interesting ideas, but they never leave their comfort zone, another example is the convergent species just being references to Kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:07:56 No.53415371 Report

Quoted By: >>53415420

>>53415190
>intentionally ridiculous
see the problem to me is that they aren't ridiculous enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:14:50 No.53415420 Report

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>>53415371
i have some ridiculous ideas then
>past paradox mewtwo being the "missing link between people and pokemon" like the missing link in media

>future paradox kirlia/gothorita hybrid as a robot maid with one weel instead of legs

>past paradox porygon as a low graphic dodo/terror bird

>future paradox koffing as a disco ball

>past paradox mawile as sort of hybrid between a tarantula and a hydra

>future paradox celebi as a alien-robotic doll thing

>past paradox claydol is an abomination dinosaur thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:54:30 No.53415663 Report

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Why isn't the engine pokemon the past version of Rotom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:57:02 No.53415680 Report

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>>53415216
It's almost as if a paradox isn't from our own timeline or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:03:28 No.53416033 Report

Quoted By: >>53416113

Paradox Nidoking + Nidoqueen when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:16:12 No.53416113 Report

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>>53416033
as a future or a past paradox? they can call it either IRON MONARCH or APEX ROYAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:27:25 No.53416176 Report

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they all share the same features, its stupid
ultra beast didn't share common elements between them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:15:29 No.53416431 Report

Quoted By: >>53416481 >>53416523

>>53413084

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:24:40 No.53416481 Report

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>>53416431
>wojaknigger
>retarded
Many such cases!

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:29:54 No.53416516 Report

Quoted By: >>53416920

>>53413135
I would gladly kneel before THE sexiest pokemon from gen 9, god DAMN is she asking for my cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:30:55 No.53416523 Report

Quoted By: >>53416601

>>53416431
worthless and untrue post, kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:43:20 No.53416601 Report

Quoted By: >>53417216

>>53416523
>>53416481
Is Wojakshit banned now?
oh thank god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:47:36 No.53416625 Report

Quoted By: >>53416652 >>53416732

>>53413054
Violetfags are working overtime to astroturf this "le dinosaur" meme to cope with the fact that their version exclusives are uncreative garbage
SacrletChads, can we stop winning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:52:25 No.53416652 Report

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>>53416625
i don't really care since i get to have both thanks to my friend i'm liking both versions paradoxes keep seething scarletard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:05:17 No.53416732 Report

Quoted By: >>53416765

>>53416625
violet uniform is still better i don't care

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:09:31 No.53416765 Report

Quoted By: >>53416800

>>53416732
Shorts+tights is still the only worthwhile outfit combo in SV, so it doesn't matter much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:11:20 No.53416785 Report

Quoted By: >>53416842

>>53414699
It’s worse. It’s literally mega salamence but they tacked on random shapes and colors to make the design even more incoherent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:11:51 No.53416787 Report

Quoted By: >>53416813

>>53413054
Why do they all have stupid not-names?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:13:57 No.53416800 Report

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>>53416765
nah this one looks pretty elegant and comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:16:56 No.53416813 Report

Quoted By: >>53416854

>>53416787
Scarlet Paradox Pokémon seem to have fitting name based of the idea of primitive cultures' naming conventions
>me go on hunt. find beast with long horn. Me call Great Tusk
>mighty bird of night cries to sky. we call Roaring Moon
Violet paradox names are just as uncreative as their designs, boring robots called Iron [noun]

ScarletChads win again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:21:03 No.53416842 Report

Quoted By: >>53416925

>>53416785
>It’s worse.
it's not
>literally mega salamence
it's almost like it's supposed to be a reference
>they tacked on random shapes and colors
fucking where? it's literally the same colors and shape as salamence + black and yellow
>even more incoherent.
nothing is more incoherent than mega shitmence lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:23:06 No.53416854 Report

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>>53416813
they sounds stupid as well they should have real names instead

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:25:48 No.53416873 Report

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>>53413054
>Pokemon from the distant past? lol just make them dinosaurs.
>Pokemon from far into the future? lol just make them robots.
Yeah, that's how imagination works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:32:01 No.53416920 Report

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>>53416516
bro are jannies asleep this is the 2nd time today i've seen a nsfw pic up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:32:24 No.53416925 Report

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>>53416842

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 03:14:04 No.53417216 Report

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>>53416601
God I wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 04:07:07 No.53417537 Report

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>>53413054
idk the whole XY/Z? gen still feels like a bigger "missed opportunity"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 10:26:47 No.53418883 Report

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>>53413054
I think they're just neat

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