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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:04:57 No.53415019 View View Reply Original Report

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>Alakazam
>5000 IQ
>The average IQ of people is at 100
How does this make sense? With 5000 IQ Alakazam could have advanced civilization hundreds of thousands of years ahead of human plus humans would be their little minions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:06:49 No.53415030 Report

Quoted By: >>53415182 >>53416228 >>53416657 >>53417791

IQ doesn't mean jack shit.
It just tests if you're booksmart.
I've known plenty of booksmart people who can't function in society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:29:43 No.53415150 Report

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>>53415019
Dex entties are based on hearsay and folklore and aren't at all to be taken seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:36:38 No.53415182 Report

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>>53415019
Alakazam obviously doesn't have an IQ of 5000. Otherwise why would it participate in glorified dogfights?
>>53415030
You don't know IQ means

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:40:17 No.53415201 Report

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>>53415182
Youre retarded, IQ is only representative of problem solving skills and reasoning. Like that anon said, IQ has nothing to do with socializing and being able to develop a society.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 21:55:05 No.53415287 Report

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>>53415019
>the average IQ of humans in pokemon is the same as that of real life humans
>IQ measurements in pokemon are 1:1 of that with real life, despite the latter not being so precise as to be rated in the thousands
>the smartest humans in pokemon are less intelligent than alakazam
Citations, homo? Also, how many Alakazam are there and how many years do they live?
Humans in pokemon can survive very high temperatures btw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:02:21 No.53415325 Report

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>>53415019
The truth is that Alakazam is smart enough to understand the most important job in life is to make the dreams of children come true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:05:35 No.53415349 Report

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>>53415019
Because Pokemon and Humans exist as two sides of the same coin. Neither can reach their full potential without the other. For I deemed it so. Now never question me again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:40:13 No.53415567 Report

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>>53415150
No, they're all supposed to be true. The reason they don't make sense or are contradicted is just because Gamefreak is terrible at worldbuilding.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Mar 2023 22:42:03 No.53415584 Report

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>>53415019
IQ shit is the most retarded cringekino.
There's a couple of options.

The first is that IQ tests are close enough to identical to real life, and that the average intelligence of people is the same. A result of 200 or more is contentious, and it looks a lot like dick measuring nonsense. So Alakazam either lied to the child recording the info, which is cringe, or it knew how to cheat the test so badly as to expose it's ridiculousness, which is incredibly based.

The next option is that superintelligence is a normal power in the Pokemon world.
Being '50 times smarter' than the average person sounds impressive, but the Pokemon world is riddled with teleportation, 7 second healthcare, and is generally implied to be post-scarcity.
It might be that there are just occasionally human supergeniuses who dedicate themselves to some specific calling.
There was someone in ancient times who made the child-friendly blueprint for weightless storage from fruit and rock, for instance, which seems like pretty much the definition of world-shaping smarts.

Under this interpretation, given their affinity for it, Alakazam could have been the ones to teach humanity how to harness teleportation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:38:16 No.53416228 Report

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>>53415030
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:41:05 No.53416238 Report

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Alakazam are smart enough to know nothing matters in their world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:44:20 No.53416253 Report

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>>53415019
There are no alakazam in the wild.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 00:50:35 No.53416288 Report

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Simple, Pokémon aren't human thus they don't think like humans. Next question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:06:59 No.53416377 Report

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>>53415019
This entire thread is retarded and doesn't understand what IQ is but then again neither does GF. IQ doesn't measure your intelligence specifically it measures your intelligence compared to everyone else. The only thing an IQ score means on its own is telling you how rare your level of intelligence is compared to the global average. The only ways Alakazam could actually have an IQ of 5000 is if they tested IQ differently on Poke Earth or if Poke Earth had a population size many many times larger than ours especially given Alakazams are an entire species of 5000 IQ creatures.
Either that or GF doesn't give a flying fuck about worldbuilding and just wanted to say "Alakazam is super smart" which is the most likely scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:49:21 No.53416635 Report

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>>53416228
Cope name-calling from a high IQ person still living in his mom's basement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:53:46 No.53416657 Report

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>>53415030
t. has never taken an IQ test or even know what it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 01:59:10 No.53416687 Report

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>>53415019
Alakazam can't exist without being owned by a trainer prior. Kadabra know that in order to become Alakazam and reach 5,000 IQ, they need to be traded. Alakazam are grateful for humans helping them achieve such a level of intelligence and serve them loyally. Not only are they loyal, but they realize humans are key to having them exist while being threatened by Ghost/Dark/Bugs, so even if they were disloyal, they would keep humans safe for their protection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:01:31 No.53416698 Report

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>>53416657
He's right. Being 190iq doesn't do jack shit if you have extreme schizophrenia modern meds can't truly keep in check.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:02:06 No.53416703 Report

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>>53416657
High IQ =/= Power in soceity
Simple as, you fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:02:22 No.53416704 Report

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>>53415019
Theres a point when they got so smart that they returned to monke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:10:54 No.53416781 Report

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>>53415182
it doesn't tho, in the wild it just teleports. But the pokeball controls pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 02:12:19 No.53416790 Report

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>>53416253
game theory only, in the lore pokemon exist in the wild at all evolutionary levels. Including multiple legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 04:58:38 No.53417791 Report

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>>53415030
RETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 06:03:30 No.53418134 Report

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>>53415182
>>53415019
It chooses to be like a regular pokemon for its own reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 06:05:49 No.53418147 Report

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>>53415349
Pokemon are manifested cosmic angels who guide and live with humans as obedience to God. Humans are in the image of God and why pokemon love humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 06:13:08 No.53418184 Report

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>>53415019
Alakazam is intelligent that he loops back to retarded.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 07:00:32 No.53418362 Report

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>>53415019
>average IQ of people is 100
Doubt.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 08:54:20 No.53418658 Report

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>>53415287
Isnt it made out of lava...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 08:57:37 No.53418671 Report

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Something something loli Abras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 09:23:43 No.53418757 Report

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>>53415019
Once your IQ gets to be in a certain range you struggle to exist in just society if alakazam had 5000 IQ the mother fucka would be crazy

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 10:22:14 No.53418868 Report

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>>53418362
Even very smart people are vulnerable to dumb shit if they don't know how to or don't choose to respond appropriately, because that depends on emotional intelligence, current mental state, and personal weaknesses, biases, and fears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 12:11:56 No.53419102 Report

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>>53415019
5000 IQ doesn't even make sense given IQ is supposed to be a bell curve with 100 as the middle point, so just like you can't have a negative IQ you can't have one higher than 200.
Though Alakazam isn't human, so it might be that it breaks the scale intended for humans. However, that doesn't necessarily mean it's an unfathomably smart super-genius whose as far above us as we are to sponges. It might be just that the way it thinks is really well suited for solving the kinds of puzzles IQ tests usually contain. Like a computer can solve complex equations most humans could never solve in a matter of seconds but that doesn't mean a computer is actually intelligent.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 13:11:50 No.53419299 Report

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>>53419102
Hm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 13:37:37 No.53419354 Report

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>>53419102
You absolutely could have an IQ of over 200. The problem is that such odds would be in the hundreds of billions which is impossible to actually measure with any realistic sample.
And not only does Alakazam have 5000 IQ but there's an entire race of them, so in order for that to be a reliable measure the population of Pokemon's Earth would be one of the largest numbers ever computed and would be practically infinite for statistical purposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 14:08:48 No.53419455 Report

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>>53415019
Alakazam only cares about itself and not insignificant humans.

It managed to invented a 4D strategy to divert more attention to itself by somehow getting a real world magician pissed off at its pre-evo's design resulting in its banning from the anime and the TCG (meaning more attention for Alakazam). It also somehow prevented the Everstone from stopping trade evos so every Kadabra HAD to evolve into Alakazam (once again, more attention to itself). Finally it also somehow manipulated events to give itself a mega that surpassed those of its superior Gen 1 rival Mewtwo.

5000 IQ right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 14:10:34 No.53419462 Report

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>>53415019
>Greater IQ than a person
>Still lives like an animal

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