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Claim your pokéwaifu and confess

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 04:29:11 No.53574479 View View Reply Original Report

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I claim Marley I used to spit on my mom’s grave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 04:54:13 No.53574568 Report

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>>53574479
I claim Gloria, the absolute cutest.

When i was a teen i let my dog eat plastic stuff thinking it was okay since his stomach would dissolve it.
If only i could go back in time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 05:36:45 No.53574754 Report

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I claim Hexy.

When I graduated high school I tried to distance myself from everybody I knew except for my family. I have also been envious of my sister for a long time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 05:38:44 No.53574760 Report

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>>53574479
Mine forever and always.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 11:38:46 No.53575554 Report

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Lillie claim

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 11:51:14 No.53575592 Report

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>>53574479
I claim Flannery.

I uh... plenty barrasing things to admit aside from hanging around 4chan.
I nearly let a guy talk me into raping a girl (i was drunk af).
Thankfully i did not follow through with his nonsense and never met the guy again.
Should have reported it in hindsight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 12:35:10 No.53575723 Report

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>>53574479
I want to be feminized into a cute boy with a lot of maid dresses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 12:53:03 No.53575775 Report

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>>53574479
My wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 13:26:32 No.53575894 Report

Quoted By: >>53582489

Ms. April... She has no fanart and no official art, but look at her, she's beautiful.

Ken sugimori

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Ken sugimori Tue 04 Apr 2023 13:29:09 No.53575901 Report

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Skyler white yo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 13:54:10 No.53576001 Report

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>>53574479
I claim Misty

When I was younger I befriended a slow kid, he considered me his best friend in the world but honestly I was just using him because he had cool stuff and I needed somewhere to hang out because my parents didn't want me sitting in the house all the time. Once I no longer needed him I started avoiding him, and he still tries to reconnect to me to this day, and frankly it annoys the shit out of me. I truly feel no personal remorse about it, even though I know it's pretty mean and makes me kind of a jerk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 13:58:44 No.53576031 Report

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>>53575723
being turned into a cute maid by caitlin would be really nice but i want to be princess-fied and humiliated by rosa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 16:20:25 No.53576689 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 16:50:22 No.53576839 Report

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>>53575901
Fuck you you thieving faggot
>>53574479
Guess my other pick is May
I think a lot of the stuff that I could confess is quite heavy, literally the lightest one I can think of is that I dropped out of school when I was 15, have never had a job in my life, I've lived pretty much as a shut-in since then, for the longest time I only went outside for the obligatory visit to relatives on holidays, in recent years I've started to go for walks around town at least, I've got no useful life skills, and I turn 27 this year. Oh and to top it off I've developed pattern balding so I'm progressively getting uglier too. And rememeber this is the "easy to swallow" stuff!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 16:51:46 No.53576844 Report

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>>53574479
Why'd you stop?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 17:37:08 No.53577060 Report

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>>53576844
I still sometimes do because I hate the way that my mom raised me into a passive, obedient good boy. I learned the hard way that being an estrogen filled basedboy brimming with kindness will get you relentlessly bullied in today’s society and I hate her for raising me to be that. I’m trying to change that, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:07:19 No.53577207 Report

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>>53577060
Hexy claimer here, I hope that your efforts to change and work towards your best self turn out well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:13:30 No.53577234 Report

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>>53576001
Yeah, you're definitely a douchebag for that.

>>53576839
That's pretty fucking relatable. I dread the thought of making it on my own.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:17:27 No.53577252 Report

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I claim my sexy wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:18:25 No.53577256 Report

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>>53577060
A friendly reminder to not become the exact opposite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:24:03 No.53577304 Report

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>>53575554
Damnit I forgot to confess.
I spend money I don’t have on Pokémon masters because it lets me spend time with Lillie and got addicted along the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:54:34 No.53577460 Report

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>>53577304
Nigga please don't commit financial suicide for a pokegirl. Pretty sure there's dudes who upload all the events on youtube anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:59:34 No.53577480 Report

Quoted By: >>53584127

Lana's Mother

I stole my friends Jolteon card in 2001

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 19:22:07 No.53577624 Report

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>>53574479
I claim Whitney and her milky udders

I confess that I once broke a necklace that my mom had entrusted my sister (which she specifically said NOT to break) and let my sister take the punishment for it. I only had the guts to confess years later. It's not like the necklace was expensive or anything, but I still feel really shitty about it even to this day.

Also if it wasn't obvious, I have a weird-ass lactation fetish and I have NO fucking idea where that came from. I just sort of started looking it up one day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 19:26:18 No.53577654 Report

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Jessie

In the mid 00s I caught my step mom fucking herself while watching interracial porn and I watched while jacking my dick from the window.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 19:31:56 No.53577685 Report

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I claim Sylveon.

There is no confession from me, but one from you because you'd thought something didn't you? Confess what you thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 19:33:39 No.53577703 Report

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>>53577654
Guessing THAT gave you a few issues later in life...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 22:19:39 No.53578640 Report

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>>53575775
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 22:47:52 No.53578794 Report

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>>53576839
Do you get NEETbux or do your folks take care of you, if you don’t mind me asking?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 23:02:50 No.53578877 Report

Quoted By: >>53582844

>>53577460
No worries I rage quit after being boned non stop for 2 months. Now I’ll only spend gems on Lillie and never spend cash again. I’ll go into a better explanation if you’d like. I finally had enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 01:56:38 No.53579748 Report

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Bumps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 09:18:58 No.53581262 Report

Quoted By: >>53582542

>>53578794
I just stay at my place like people normally do before they're of age. I've got no income. I don't like it though. I'll probably never go as far as to hate my parents, but it is clear they and I have very different values. It's humilliating that my life depends on someone who tells me I'm wrong about everything. Some people will tell you staying with your folks forever is based and moving out is modernist bugman degeneracy, and maybe that works for them, but I'm not a fucking tree. I dln't wanna stay put in the same place forever and I don't think I'm evil for thinking that way. There's many things I still wanna experience for myself. But alas, I'm a person with low willpower and with conflicted thoughts. Can't say for sure if I'll "make it"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 12:40:48 No.53581690 Report

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>>53574479
Claiming Roxie then.
I sometimes still get blindingly angry out of jealousy when I see a father being loving to their child.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 13:16:51 No.53581793 Report

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Claiming Dawn
I really miss my friend. He either died or skipped town over a year ago and I'm still not over it. I habitually masturbate to our old ERP logs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 13:18:30 No.53581799 Report

Quoted By: >>53581808

>>53581793
think u mite be gay anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 13:21:04 No.53581808 Report

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>>53581799
I'm not gay, he was

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 16:22:53 No.53582489 Report

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>>53575894
Anon here, I forgot to confess.

Actually I've never touched myself and I have no desire to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 16:31:18 No.53582542 Report

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>>53581262
I've never heard anyone say staying with your parents is based, people are doing it because they can't afford to live on their own. I wish you luck on starting something, no matter how small it may be

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 16:32:33 No.53582546 Report

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>>53581690
That's rough, especially because you chose Roxie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 16:34:53 No.53582567 Report

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>>53574479
Klara is mine, or more accurately I now belong to her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 17:07:37 No.53582725 Report

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>>53577685
I am stealing your waifur who is also my husband along with all of his sisters and bros

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 17:14:03 No.53582776 Report

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Domino

I confess that I've very slowly ruined my live through being incredibly lazy. The worst part is I knew what I was doing but couldn't stop myself. Sometimes I think back to what I was and feel sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 17:27:26 No.53582844 Report

Quoted By: >>53583119

>>53582546
It's fiction. It's fine, it doesn't really bother me there.
>>53578877
Might want to start saving since there's a high chance she'll get another unit within the next two months.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 18:29:55 No.53583119 Report

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>>53582844
I’ve decided to hoard. I’m still missing Tea Time Lillie, and when she drops I’ll have no chance at resisting her.
That’s the last Lillie I’m missing and I have a form of collector’s autism that makes me become more irrational, reckless, and compulsive the closer I am to completing a set.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 21:11:06 No.53583994 Report

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Bumps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Apr 2023 21:34:24 No.53584127 Report

Quoted By: >>53585474

>>53577480
I stole a friends rockets entei ex in 2006

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 02:04:46 No.53585474 Report

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>>53584127
You monster! I was that kid. It’s alright man, they’re cheap as shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 02:16:05 No.53585505 Report

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>>53576001
You're a bad person, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 03:25:42 No.53585753 Report

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Claiming Penny.

My best friend in highschool who was gay pressured me into having a relationship with him I still regret it to this day and I'm still somewhat traumatised by it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 11:31:02 No.53587018 Report

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I'm 25 and i have worked like 2 weeks in total my entire life. I'm a useless gymrat NEET who cries to sad movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 12:09:00 No.53587094 Report

Quoted By: >>53587489

>>53575723
>Feminized
>Into a cute boy
What.
Are you a woman who wants to be a boy who gets feminized?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 14:34:57 No.53587489 Report

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>>53587094
I'm a boy who wants to be cuter. Guess that's not feminization then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 15:20:25 No.53587672 Report

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>>53574479
Leaf
I am whipped and raped by my wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Apr 2023 17:45:33 No.53588332 Report

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Green from adventures

I consoom pokemon and other media from my childhood because I desperately want to recreate those few moments of happiness that I have ever experienced and it doesn't even work that much

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