>>53602707Strut. Strut. Strut. Pose.
A Mightyena examined himself in a reflective glass window, cocking a toothy grin. His eyes stroked down his peerless form, smirking a bit at that reflected twin. Licking the base of his paw, the critter swept back the fur on his brow, smoothing it down on both sides before smirking at himself once again. His teeth seemed to glint in the reflection.
“Fuck, I am one devilish beast,” he grunted, smiling wider. Those sharp, pearly canines glimmered in the sunny light, almost unnatural in their brilliance. As the hyena Pokémon puffed his chest outwards in a studly triumph, his red eyes caught a glimpse of blue in the reflection of the mirror—turning around to the other side of the street before experiencing what could be only described as love at first sight.
His heart pounded in his chest, the Mightyena dazed by the light-blue canine’s looks. He snapped his dropped jaw back shut and pronounced out his chest, strutting his way over to the other critter, the air growing chillier as he neared the ‘mon. She was like a delicate flower, coated in ice, thought he—though in cruder words.
“Beautiful,” he began, laying on the smooth talk to that other Pokémon, a Glaceon. “You’re unbelievable—how about you and I go out on a date, huh?”
So forward—the Glaceon couldn’t help but blush in reply. She brushed one of her long tassels out of the way, giving a flattered little giggle. Eying up and down that Mightyena—there was no doubt that despite his crude, alpha-like posturing and larger stance that made her heart itself throb in her chest.
“Hee… I’m flattered, but…” she began, gulping a little, twirling a tassel around her paw’s wrist a bit nervously. “I’m actually a guy.”
The Mightyena paused—he wasn’t no gay, after all
