What the fuck did you just fucking knock me off, you ZU-tier bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Smogon University, and I've been involved in numerous rapid spins on Goldengo, and I have over 300 confirmed speed boosts. I am trained in smogon singles and I'm the top usage percentage in the entire fanfic meta. You are nothing to me but just another set up fodder. I will bulk up on you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Gen 9 OU, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with setting up rocks over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am rapid spinning and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 6-0, maggot. The 6-0 that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ELO. You're fucking dead, kid. I can rapid spin anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with my 2 stab moves, and that's just with my choice band. Not only am I extensively trained in utility moves, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my allowed movepool and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you low ladder shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking stealth rocks. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're never getting rocks up, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking 6-0d, kiddo.
