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I fear 'twill prove that my allies were rash when they conceived of me the thought that I, in sooth, am best and wisest of the Galarians. And yet what kind of wisdom and prudence may this be which makes a man to toil beyond the others to gain the salvation and the victory of the group, seeing that, were he deemed to be but one among the throng, 'twere his to share these blessings with the best? Ah well, no doubt 'tis difficult to find a thing so proud, so jealous of honour, as man is born to be. For 'tis the prominent, those who dare to undertake more labours than the rest, verily dare I say, whom we all do view with wonder and regard as truly men. This thirst for glory is what leads even me to bear unnumbered woes and live a life of toil beyond all other men, accepting ever fresh peril, fearing to mar the glory won by earlier achievements. So now a task most hazardous and hard brings me to Hoenn here, that of pokephiles and the staff of Inanity I may bear off for my allies. For the one most gifted in prophecy of all the Galarians, Kalyrex, Arkeos Soter's chosen, when by good fortune, disclosed that without these the country never could be saved. Oh thou who hast refrained from naught most cruel, thou utter villains both word and deed, Pokephiles, once more how innocent the critter thou hast destroyed, of no less value to the allied host than thou, methinks, inventing and devising the best and sagest plans! Nay, wretched creatures, helpless himself and lacking friends besides, the inane and immoral, in the most inane fashion.
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>>53922268 None of this is stopping the intense raping she's about to receive
Anonymous
Pokephilia is beautiful and pure.
Anonymous
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>>53922268 >blue ninetales regional variants were a mistake
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>>53922342 Only if lesbian or human men on female pokemon
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>>53923079 >>53922268 I don't want to
sex the icetales, I want to
be the icetales
and also be male and defend myself in a life or death situation Anonymous
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>>53922268 >>53922316 >>53922342 >>53923079 >>53923200 >>53923359 >same thread and replies everytime This is an obvious arranged autism thread to farm (you)s.
Anonymous
cool but i'm gonna brush the tails anyway and since i am the protagonist of the universe i can't be stopped
Anonymous
>>53923359 Why do you wan't to be small-time?
Anonymous
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>>53923079 >groomer fantasies How is it pedophilia when they're coded as adults? Many of them have adult voices. Listen:
https://youtu.be/gOY-HQspfCc That's an adult ara ara milf voice.
Anonymous
>>53923868 What do you mean, "small time", and why is the Ninetales in that image getting brutally mauled to death
Anonymous
>>53923359 I want to be your male trainer that bandages your wounds and nurses you back to health after your life and death struggles.
no nursing you back to health doesn't involve me sticking my dick in you don't worry Anonymous
>>53923957 thank fuck... although... now I want to
stick by your side and journey alongside you, forming a friendship to last years Anonymous
>>53924026 I'd enjoy that very much. :) I promise you'll be well-fed, have your own comfy bed to sleep on (no pokeball hell for you), groomed regularly, (as in the type of grooming that involves running a BRUSH along your coat),
and I won't let any sex deviants get near your ass... or any part of you. Anonymous
>>53924057 damn, I really lucked out... I'll have do something for you in return... Like...
work extra hard during training so we can win all our battles, help keep you cool if the weather's too hot, and maybe comfort you if you ever feel down, like a nice cool hug :) Anonymous
>>53924105 I don't like the heat much, so that would be amazing. :) And if there is ever by chance a wild Pokemon that catches your eye that you would like to mate with (or just be friends with) I'll make sure to catch her or him for you.
Anonymous
>>53924185 M-mate? I think I'm fine for now. That'd just get in the way of training, and nothing's more important than getting stronger!
...Besides you, of course. Your safety, I mean! And your happiness, too, obviously! Anonymous
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>>53923913 Actually he's getting
sodomized by another IceTales Anonymous
>>53924328 Of course... I wouldn't be a very good trainer if I didn't take into consideration your overall happiness; you may want the kind of companionship one day that I can't provide, so I want to make sure you have a mate, should you want one.
Anonymous
>>53924773 That's... unbelievably thoughtful. You're too kind!
Those other 'trainers' could learn a thing or two from you.
lycanroc
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>>53922268 I beeth 'ere, twas righte, eahhh???
Is that how you say it?
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>>53925179 I would like to believe most trainers would care for their Pokemon, showing them with love and appreciation. It is after all the Pokemon that is doing all the battling and enduring all the training. The bond and trust between trainer and Pokemon is sacred and special, and any trainer that violates that trust and abuses their Pokemon deserves death. I can tell you this, NOBODY would be hurting mine. Blood would be spilled and limbs would be torn.
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>>53922268 I need an aspirin after reading that.
Anonymous
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>>53928229 *Looks behind me, sees nobody*
Uhh... m-me?
R-Really?
Anonymous
>>53929221 Of course, you. Dummy. C'mere already.
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>I deleted those shitty loli laser flayer pics after the real Cirno dissapeared last year
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Yawn... Thread over
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>>53923684 Alolan Ninetales can't curse, only regular Ninetales.
Anonymous
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>>53922268 But good sir that's an alolan ninetales...
Anonymous
>pov, you attempted to touch the butt
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>>53931525 Imagine you succeed in touching the butt but blame the guy standing next to you, resulting in him taking an ice beam to the face
or crotch , kek.
Anonymous
>>53929466 O-Okay...
Umm... a-are you hungry?
I-I have some b-berries...
Anonymous
>>53932549 Don't be dense. You know exactly what I want. Do I need to spell it out?
Anonymous
>>53933078 A nice, relaxing b-brushing?
I can do t-that... I should have a brush in my backpack somewhere...
Anonymous
>>53933165 That's a clever boy. I can't keep up such a fine appearance on my own, after all.
Besides, that's exactly what you want, too, isn't it? Why else would you be staring so intently?
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OP here. I hate Pokemon. I'm also trans, thought you should all know.
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I didn't understand any of that Awesome
Anonymous
>>53933323 Y-You're the one that made eye contact first, and h-have been staring into my soul...
W-What are you doing to my mind a-and why do I feel like I'm losing it??
Anonymous
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>>53937616 Don't be so untrusting! I can't control your mind.
Just give a few suggestions here and there... Now hurry up and put those hands of yours to good use, and maybe I'll consider
keeping you