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>>53974169
you ride your lizard for the length of an entire game that builds a big enough bond of wanting to fuck them while the dogs are only catchable at the very end

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:15:14 No.53974534 Report

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>>53974193
Both are are a far cry from peak pokémon design but the wolves in particular don't even feel like pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:17:31 No.53974542 Report

Quoted By: >>53974627 >>53979217

>>53974243
Choose bitchboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:35:17 No.53974591 Report

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>>53974266
I feel the same about Reshiram/Zekrom (except the"wanting to fuck them" part). It was so lame when BW awkwardly forced you to use either of them against N. Masuda should have never been put in charge of directing any story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:38:23 No.53974604 Report

Quoted By: >>53975466

>>53974169
I just wanna be her next sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:43:11 No.53974627 Report

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>>53974215
>>53974542
Probably the lizard.
At least the lizard can't whimper and make me feel even more guilty.
But I'd rather fuck neither.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:44:47 No.53974634 Report

Quoted By: >>53974666

>>53974215
I CHOOSE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:48:17 No.53974642 Report

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>>53974169
You ride the lizards all the time in the game. They're your homies. You don't have a connection with the wolves in Swooshie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 01:54:20 No.53974666 Report

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>>53974634
This you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 02:03:13 No.53974695 Report

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>>53974169
>e621
Furries are more made out of barafags than wolf fetishists, there's a lot of gayshit in their ilk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 02:06:15 No.53974715 Report

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>>53974695
this means nothing when half of the wolf artwork is barashit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 04:15:24 No.53975113 Report

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>>53974169
The lizards have more going on than the dogs. More animated, more personality, better designs, and actually sticking with you throughout the game as your companion. They’re unironically better at being dogs than the dogs themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 06:16:01 No.53975466 Report

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>>53974604
lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 08:23:34 No.53975717 Report

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>the pokemon that is your bike for the entire game is more popular than the box legend that shows up for 5 seconds at the beginning of the game and 5 more at the end

WOW CALL THE PRESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 08:26:59 No.53975721 Report

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>>53974169
koraidon and miraidon are sexy that's it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 08:31:10 No.53975730 Report

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all living things are related
if you want to fuck a sponge, go ahead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 12:28:30 No.53976069 Report

Quoted By: >>53976721

>>53974169
Sex - or rather anything leading to an orgasm - is disgusting, turns you into a lifeless zombie devoid of neurotransmitters for feeling happy and motivated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 13:48:37 No.53976227 Report

Quoted By: >>53976258 >>53981208

>>53974215
lizards at least don't carry germs and diseases

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 13:50:31 No.53976234 Report

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>>53974169
Koraidon and Miraidon are main characters, they have a personality, people are endeared to them. Zamazenta and Zacian are barely in the game at all, and only show up for the most boring disliked parts of the game. In a vacuum, the wolves maybe could've been more popular, but they don't fucking do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 13:57:02 No.53976258 Report

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>>53976227
anon are you trying to kill people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 14:01:10 No.53976270 Report

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>>53975466
Very.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 15:35:50 No.53976501 Report

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>>53974169
She just wants to eat her sandwich, and I just want to eat her ass.

Simple as

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 16:20:30 No.53976646 Report

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>>53974169
based barachads

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 16:41:06 No.53976721 Report

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>>53976069
You are severely misinformed. Sex is just one of the many ways you can feel happy. But if you feel happy all the the time, your body starts becoming resistant to it to avoid becoming over-stimulated. It's the same as any other addiction; the treatment is simply to decrease or abstain from the thing that makes you happy until your RECEPTORS (not transmitters) go back to normal. It's why people feel such a high after doing something they haven't done for a while- be it sex, drugs or rock-n-roll.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 18:17:17 No.53977176 Report

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>>53974169
Stop promoting unhealthy, inane habits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 20:35:38 No.53977585 Report

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>>53974215
Lizards, dogs look too stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 20:37:19 No.53977592 Report

Quoted By: >>53977605 >>53979736

>>53974169
A fair bit of it is Penny getting fucked by the lizards, to be honest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 20:41:15 No.53977605 Report

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>>53977592
she doesn't even have that many results alone never mind with the legends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 23:18:01 No.53978106 Report

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>>53977605
E621 isn't the right place to look for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jun 2023 23:23:56 No.53978128 Report

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>>53974215
I wouldn't fuck any mammal that wasn't a human, at least a giant lizard is weird enough to pretend it's an alien or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 05:50:26 No.53979217 Report

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>>53974542
..I'll go with the mammal then.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 11:29:20 No.53979736 Report

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>>53977592
>>53977605
>>53978106

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 11:36:02 No.53979750 Report

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Lizards are further removed from what most people are used to interact with, especially huge ones or stuff like Salazzle. It leans more towards xenophilia while imagining boning what's just a dog that breathes fire or something might feel too close for comfort.
The final and ultimate coompill is to recognize all pokemon are essentially ayy lmaos in ability, intelligence and behavior thougheverest. I'll have the lizards and the dogs pretty please.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 19:14:55 No.53981195 Report

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>>53974169
>he never saw the Water Monitor fucking vid
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 19:19:13 No.53981208 Report

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>>53976227
>geniunely thinking that the reptile asspussy isn't a salmonella factory
Are you okay?
BUSTAH WURF!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 19:19:59 No.53981213 Report

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>>53974169
THAT'S your issue?! Sometimes I legitimately get worried for the coomers here. How does someone like this function in real life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 21:36:33 No.53981707 Report

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>>53981213
I don't, I'm gonna blow up my house the moment my parents will try to kick me out of it, gas leaks are stupidly easy to make them look like an accident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jun 2023 21:59:45 No.53981795 Report

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they are biped unlike zacian and zamazenta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 02:33:51 No.53982646 Report

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>>53974169
The lizards are already anthropomorphized quite a bit, and they're bipedal, while the dogs are pretty straightforward dogs. Plus Koraidon actually looks fairly buff in a conventional sense so that's going to attract a lot of the gay furries of which there's a significant amount of them for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 02:35:20 No.53982651 Report

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>>53981795
>>53982646
anons you should know biped/quadruped doesn't matter all that much to pokemon fans
if anything quads just mean they appeal to both because they can just draw them anthro any ways, like the eevees

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 02:38:37 No.53982658 Report

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>>53982651
Retard, Koraidon and Miraidon naturally being both bipeds and quadrupeds allowing on model art both ways is exactly why there is more art than some boring vanilla dogs and boring vanilla anthro dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 02:42:41 No.53982671 Report

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>>53982658
or it's because they're just naturally appealing designs as popular designs always get more art

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 02:50:08 No.53982694 Report

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>>53974169
Zacian and Zamazenta are the most uninspired box legends ever
>hurr let's represent the word "sword" by making the legendary a dog just carrying around a literal sword in its mouth
>both of them look basically the same in their base forms just different colors
>zamazenta is slightly more inspired in its crowned form than zacian but still looks pretty retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 03:02:37 No.53982737 Report

Quoted By: >>53984957

>>53981195
There's just something about the fantasy of fucking a dangerous creature like that man, it's the same reason I'm into shit like Tyranitar and Nidoqueen, those things could probably rip me apart but the fact that not only are they not but they're performing the ultimate act of submission is just diamonds for me. Same reason I'm into deathclaws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 14:18:35 No.53984074 Report

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miraidon is a very horny bike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 14:23:58 No.53984105 Report

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>>53974215
having to choose implies you don't want to
you do want to you degenerate freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 14:40:33 No.53984173 Report

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>>53984105
you are forced to choose

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Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 16:47:35 No.53984820 Report

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>>53974169
literally made to be ridden

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Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 17:14:01 No.53984957 Report

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>>53982737
>spoiler
Would you also?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 23:20:41 No.53986525 Report

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>>53974169
Hemipenes>Hemiclitores>Cookie>Rocket>>>>>>>humanoid genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Jun 2023 23:21:22 No.53986530 Report

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>>53974169
>dogfuckers
KYS, white woman

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