LAST TIME:
>wagie dos gets his cropped porn sniped by a trannyjanny >we reunite with tesla and soon-to-be-wife amber, who still has a little character development to do >we go through bullshit fight after bullshit fight >angie tries to pull some retarded stall team shit so i pull it right back on her and beat her ass soundly >the modder then FINALLY throws somewhat of a bone in the form of an early mega ring, though we have very few (good) pokemon who can use it >i go on a sidequest and catching spree, while musk earns a 3 day vacation by flooding the thread with porn >we head into the hardest chapter yet with champ getting some new suggs Whiteout counter: 145
Badges: 6
TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Acts of terrorism: 1
Confirmed deaths: 2
Someone gets enslaved: 3
Bugs: 2
TALLY OF BALANCING:
Someone has a legendary: 8
Changes that benefit the opponent but doesn't do so in player hands: Too many
Powerful items before the player can access them: Too many
Opponents have megas before player gets them: 5
Cheats (due to bullshit): I don't know
Previous Threads:
https://rentry.org/vp-plays /vp/ plays MEGA folder (contains writefaggotry, art, screenshot spam, and extras):
https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXg What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is a modified version of Pokemon Rejuvenation some lurker gave me, that changes a bunch of things, but it mostly just makes it harder while adding some QoL changes >Remember, it's not getting filtered if I find a way past the filter >Decisions are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them. (dubs override trips, trips override dubs and cause thread-long rules, quads override trips and cause permanent rules within reason, etc) GET rules:
>No suggesting names with more than one F before I figure out how to disable the turbo speedup inconveniently bound to the F key
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>>54014444 witnessed
writefag get over here
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>>54014444 ANONS ONE AND ALL! BEAR WITNESS!
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Chapter 8 is unbelievable fucking bullshit. We've got
>Aelita (going to be very hard) >Texen (probably hard) >Groudon bitch (probably hard) >Kyogre (probably hard) >the two random dumbfucks from Xen (probably going to be insanely hard because it's a tag battle with Venam) >Amber (going to be very hard) And then the volcano tag team battle, which I assume is going to be top 3 most difficult fights in the mod and an order of magnitude more bullshit than anything thus far as that's how it is in base game
I don't really see how one team is getting through it, at all, but I can certainly try
Odds will decide team members.
>>54014444 CHECKED
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>>54014444 please jannies allow this to stay
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>>54014480 something used by Amber
why not Blaziken, or Camerupt-Mega
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>>54014480 Aelita tends to use flying types a lot, So I guess I'll recommend Bismarck the Walrein again, It should theoretically be decent against Groudon and Kyogre as well, But it will likely be useless during the Volcano fight.
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>>54014480 >Aelita (going to be very hard) >Amber (going to be very hard) yeah no shit of course my cock is going to be very hard when holding hands with them
anyways bring sneedoking
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>>54014444 Holy fucking based. I want to suck on those big chocolate milkers so fucking bad.
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>H-hi Anon.....hey silly....what are you hiding behind your back......O-oh....Anon...hehehe...thank you!
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>>54014596 KINO
and where did you get this
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>>54014601 I found it while doing some research. The usual stuff.
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>>54014618 would you like to share sauce with the class
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>>54014622 I literally just typed Pokemon Rejuvenation Aelita on my search bar. Found this pretty as well.
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>>54014639 i need to headpat her
post more please
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>>54014655 I only found 3 good Aelita arts. This is the third one, Which I personally found fairly humorous.
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>>54014673 based
is there any other noteworthy art of her that you could find
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>>54014705 This is the last one that I found that I considered good in regards to Aelita.
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>>54014736 oh.
well is there any good art of her cousin you’d like to post?
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What the fuck is going on here?
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Imagine if Venam wasn't a disgusting dyke and over the course the game became a cute little foul mouthed punk sweetheart instead?
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>>54014741 >>54014741 Fuck, I searched thoroughly for Amber art but found fucking nothing other than her Ingame art and this funny old scene from an earlier chapter.
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>>54014748 this is a LP thread of a kaizo hack of a fangame that stopped as the thread was created to call for a new lurker-submitted team that will be used until the resident tripfag gets filtered and has to change something around
however, because OP left after calling for a new team, the thread just became about posting art of the fangame’s cute girls (and lurkers expressing their desire to hold hands with the aforementioned cute girls)
this is unusual because normally when this happens people just post weedles and some variation of “it’s over”
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>>54014750 what could have been
>>54014765 she really looks like she needs some cuddling
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>>54014777 Ah, so it’s basically an unfiltered autism thread with a side of shitty AI porn
I suppose it’s time to awaken the beast then.
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>>54014806 Oh no.....here comes the degenerate diaper pedo furfag......
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>>54014833 >replying to the obvious derailment attempt god fucking damn it
i’m too old for this shit
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>>54014833 To be fair you DID ask for it by posting porn, cropped or otherwise.
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>>54014836 The threads were derailed before they were even made, everyone knows that ALL of /vp/‘s Let’s Play threads (except for the possibility of Showderp) are derailed when someone thinks that starting one is a good idea.
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>>54014618 so what was the research anyways
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>>54014885 Searching for some nice fanart of the girls in this fangame, Not a lot of it to be honest, I think the smut in the mega folder is the majority of the fanart involving Pokemon Rejuvenation funnily enough, Which I am sure would make that nigger Jan have a meltdown.
Jan
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>>54014480 Dragapult prevo forgot what its name
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>>54016018 Starmies are very important!
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>>54016036 Rerolling for Seel
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Mareep. Your day is going a little too well, wagie.
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>>54016421 Speaking of Mareep, I don't remember precisely if you can already get it but I remember that bitch Zumi at the Library gives you a regional form of Mareep if you show her normal Mareep, It's Ice/Electric and it has access to filter, Which surprisingly makes it really fucking bulky for an Ice type, Not to mention some really bonkers coverage.
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bbnomoneyfan
musk got literally 1984ed
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>>54016754 Fucking jannies.....
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>>54016754 Took a Tails diapertranny with him so it's all for the best
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>>54017025 Musk took a bullet like a hero, The diaper furfag was shot down for being the shit stain that he was, They are not the same.
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>>54016754 How long is he gone?
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>>54017030 >diaper furfag What the fuck kind of new age fetish shit is this?
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>>54017129 Porn bans usually are 3 days
The tailsfaggot might get one for longer
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>>54017137 Zoomers are into the most demented and retarded shit imaginable.
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>>54016754 never forgetti
>>54016465 Oh hey an actually good team for on-
>Mareep FUCK you
At the very least, it's a mega evolution I think I can get now
>>54016446 I can get it
But it means I have to do the FUCKING shitty ice town sidequests
Time for more whiteouts
I also do have to say, it's weird that Aevian Ampharos does not have a mega of its own, in the base game either
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very_loud_nigra.mp4 fuck you i'm just evolving this shit
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woah guys it's so crazy this underleveled dragapult just showed up out of nowhere in my box, it must have been shipped over by lance from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>54014444 This better not be AI.
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>>54017224 not to burst the bubble but it is, almost all of them are
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>>54017209 >woah guys it's so crazy this underleveled dragapult just showed up out of nowhere in my box, it must have been shipped over by lance from KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO About as legit as a PKChal Nuzlocke. Carry on.
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>>54017209 I have a rule that I never break when it comes to kaizoshit tier games like this, If the game isn't going to play fair, Why should I?
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Perfectly sums up how I felt about that fight
>>54017245 I have no idea how the PChal faggot would interact with this hack
It gives you free infinite rare candies but then there's no trainer documentation for him to glue himself to for 10 hours before "losing to muh crits"
It also helps his chat aren't among the 5 people in existence who have played this shit and wouldn't be able to feed him strats
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Oh Great This is an actual fight unlike the shitty Inkay gauntlet it is in base game How stupid of me for thinking that Mareep would be somewhat reasonable to get for being a shitmon (at least by this hack's standards)
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>>54017281 Opposable thumbs? Decency? Cute milfs?
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Well excuuuuse me princess
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>>54017296 According to furfags I don't think any of those things are particularly useful
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>>54017309 >>54017309 Hahahahahaha, How right you are.
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I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me We already got Mareep For some retarded reason I thought you got it after doing all the help requests in Kristilline I literally got it last thread This shit is for Inkay and Eevee
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Let's just move on Here's free Aevian Milotic, because the modder was too retarded to move that event
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BEEEEP ANNOYING CUNT ALERT BEEEEP
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on the other side of the aisle, we have built for headpats
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imagine the kind of autist who would unironically say uhh in this situation
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>>54017355 Oh great.....Ren's retarded sister is here....
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>>54017362 Speaking of which, Jan had the retarded idea of tying the bad ending of this game to just picking the options that piss off characters instead of actually doing anything nefarious, Which is exemplary in terms of retardation but also vaguely funny.
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>>54017274 >It also helps his chat aren't among the 5 people in existence who have played this shit and wouldn't be able to feed him strats Agonizing that the majority of the """content""" on his channel is effectively crowdsourced and has convinced this faggot that he's unique and interesting.
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this is on the chess field of all fucking things why? we're in a museum at least it's the old chess field and not the especially cancer new one from reborn's final version mega ampharos has built in electric surge, which is really nice however the AI is definitely predicting my mega evolution. it somehow knew to use ice beam when i mega evolved - i tried resetting the battle and not mega evolving and it just went for a water move like usual. so just more blatant fucking cheating on the part of the modder
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>>54017391 This is not even the fault of the modder actually, Rejuvenation's AI on intense difficulty already does this, They read your fucking inputs.
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>hey anon look! aren't you proud of me! i just got my first gym badge! >whips out a mega blaziken I like how this has just completely gone past the normal suspension of disbelief into outright nonsense
>>54017379 he's working on it as part of 13.5 ;( very important amounts of devtime being used for this definitely necessary ending that barely anyone will even bother to pick, pls understand
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>>54017391 >however the AI is definitely predicting my mega evolution. it somehow knew to use ice beam when i mega evolved - i tried resetting the battle and not mega evolving and it just went for a water move like usual. so just more blatant fucking cheating on the part of the modder Essentialsnigger here. There's a small element of randomness in the (base) AI's selection most of the time when 2 moves are within a narrow range of each other in 'value'. While it's entirely possible that the modder tweaked it to input read, you're gonna want a larger sample size than 2.
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bless starmie bro
what a good mon
>>54017400 i know they read inputs for super effective berries, but that's part of their inbuilt damage calculator (which is still shit, but understandable)
i wasn't aware the game just straight up knows when you're going to mega evolve and adjusts inputs accordingly, that just seems beyond horseshit. even unbound, a game which has an inbuilt input reader triggers it in specific circumstances, not something that a player is going to commonly do over and over
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>>54017400 That makes a lot more sense to me than the modder upending the AI for a somewhat low effort (so far) difficulty hack. The AI is arguably one of the most complicated parts of essentials.
>>54017401 >I like how this has just completely gone past the normal suspension of disbelief into outright nonsense /ourgirl/ doesn't waste time with shitmons, what can I say?
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>>54017403 i'll test it some more
i've been getting really good luck this battle so if i win this attempt i'll just try it on the next fight
i just don't see how the AI is ever picking an ice move over a water move if the water move is STAB
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how tf did this oneshot GODrein with brave bird Whiteouts: 148
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>>54017425 >>54017425 What the fuck?! Even with Reckless boosting the damage that should not be a 1shot.....
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Alright so after testing this about 20 times, 10 where I didn't mega and 10 where I did, it went for Hydro Pump every single one of the former times and Ice Beam all of the latter
So I guess that means the modder did actually have to manually tweak it to input read like this?
Bravo
>>54017442 It's Life Orb and the Walrein had stats allocated for special bulk, not physical
Still gay but whatever
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>>54017421 I hadn't seen the explanation the other poster made and expanded on my thoughts here
>>54017411 I'm also willing to bet that the person who worked on Reborn's AI overhaul contributed to Rejuv's AI, just poking around it for a brief moment.
>>54017425 Band+Reckless?
>>54017454 Yeah that seems pretty conclusive that something gay's going on. My money's on it being base Rejuv AI with maybe a variable changed because changing the AI's logic in a functional manner is a lot of work and like I said before I don't suspect modder-kun is up for that kind of autism.
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Changed up strats a little bit - let Starmie tank an EQ from Mega Blaziken (sounds insane to say) to kill, Togedemaru kills Hawlucha, then Walrein beats Staraptor
>>54017467 Maybe, I don't know. I'm laughing at the mental image of the modder fucking around with the code and just stumbling on something that let the AI somehow detect when the player megas, but given that kind of input reading isn't present anywhere else I don't know what else it could be but deliberate intent.
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Given I think I need Togedemaru to beat this, along with at least one other mon here I guess it's time to shift up strategies Whiteouts: 149
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>>54017474 >and just stumbling on something It's very possible the function was already built in but turned off for obvious reasons and is 1 variable passed into a function away from being reactivated. I'm not feeling autistic enough to rip apart Rejuv's guts to figure out what's going on at the moment, but if you find a fight later where it's particularly gross about this and I'm less hungover than I am now, I might take a swing at it.
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It’s been 9374820472 years since I played rejuv and I only got to after beating the electric mofo. Did they seriously change the volcano tag to team up with venam instead of Melia, if so, that’s retarded and makes me want to do crystal peak tag from unbound, again.
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>>54017484 When I mentioned the AI already does this on Intense I pretty much had to confirm it, And indeed it does, It's especially a present problem in late game fights like the awful fight against Saki's grandma and Saki herself, The game isn't even partial about, It straight up reads your inputs, Including that of mega stones I assume. This is very likely a parameter that's already present with the base AI but was turned on by the hack creator much earlier than it should.
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>>54017500 Checked and that makes perfect sense.
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>>54017488 Did they? I recall playing version 13 a while back and I don't remember fighting alongside Venam in the tag fight.
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Just factor in a Whiteouts: 150 here
new strat is
>start with Breloom >this causes Aelita to swap to Yanmega immediately >so I, well, input read her, and swap to Ampharos to kill Yanmega >out comes Blaziken >I swap to Starmie holding an Air Balloon to dodge EQ >battle then proceeds like normal (Staraptor, Hawlucha die) >BASEDloom can then kill the Milotic as seen here Should be able to finish off the LONG XD meme with remaining mons
>>54017484 Will do
>>54017488 I might have worded it poorly. Venam assists you in a tag versus the shitty grunt team (Eli and Sharon), Melia helps you in the fight with the admins proper. Though v13 added a post-admin fight where venam helps you finish off the admins when they're at 1 HP
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ampharos actually pulling its weight huh
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missed it but there's a scene where aelita says the regirock statue looks really familiar jan's attempts at chekov's guns are funny. "let me make shitty plot twists lategame, then next version throw in something early game that hints at aforementioned thing to make it seem like i planned it all along hehe" anyway, off to groudon bitch
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or well we gotta fight this nigger first
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Oh hey look I found Musk
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>>54017528 Speaking of Amanda, Her fight before Erick's gym fight is by far one of the worst things in the game, It's straight up super unfair bullshit, I am dreading to imagine what the hack creator did to make that even worse.....
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just kidding, just kidding
>>54017538 It's some shitty sun trick room team in the base game, right?
The hacker might do what happens for Hazuki in the base game's Intense and just make it automatic permanent trick room and negative speed EVs
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man i liked this fight way more when it was just some shitty joke battle you won in 2 seconds making him competent defeats the point of the character desu
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>>54017543 Yup, A fucking awful sun trick room team which has a bunch of bullshit mons like Hatterene and Incineroar, You practically can't stop Amanda from setting up and she can easily 1shot every Pokemon in your team with no effort, That fight is complete and utter dogshit.
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They just keep going after the blaziken Also, forgot Emboar becomes Fire/Ground in this
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bro? he got a mega machamp and a pre-status mon so that definitely was changed, but did the hack maker just decide to stop putting in effort or something? whatever, love an easy win
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too bad he doesn't run into the lava
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glad this hilarious character returned
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>>54017587 There are some REALLY good Pokemon lurking around this cave.
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always a really useful and based mon Singles names
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>>54017543 >negative speed EVs picrel
>>54017594 Jan's Taste
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>>54017595 named
>>54017598 Yep, look upon Jan's works and despair
I don't mean the Torkoal, who is also another super useful and based mon. Singles names him
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>>54017613 thanks
now just one more
singles names this
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>>54017635 kek, named
just going to speed through this shit
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by 'this shit' i mean all these literal time wasting block puzzles and maid fights the maids are easy and the kingdra fights are unchanged
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>>54017609 >Aegislash We both know damn well the AI isn't competent enough to play that meaningfully, but I suppose in permanent trick room with negative speed EVs it doesn't really matter.
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>>54017667 >>54017667 You also have to take into account the fact this battle takes place in the fairy tale field, Which gives massive buffs to certain Pokemon, ESPECIALLY AEGISLASH and boosts their already strong stab moves into bullshit territory, It gets even worse when Aegislash starts spamming King's shield and starts gaining defensive buffs, Not only does it one shot everything but it's also insanely difficult to kill.
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An the worst puzzle in the game award goes to....
I really hope the AI in this can't detect Zoroark
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>>54017680 It's not THAT shitty, thankfully, it's 'just' the starlight field. You're thinking of the melia fight.
I do find it funny (responding to
>>54017667 here too) that Aegislash gets hit hard with complacency syndrome in a lot of these late game Rebornlikes where the AI can't really use it but thanks to ridiculous field buffs it just never matters. Kind of like Greninja in late game Insurgence where it's on every other lategame team because it was the king of Smogon
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also brb gotta head out for a little bit
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>>54017711 name it InputsRead
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>>54017711 >>54017711 I hate Grenigger so much, I really like Delphox "which is ironic considering how much I hate furfags and furbait Pokemon as a whole" and I feel incredibly pissed it alongside Chesnaught got shafted so hard when it came to getting anything, Grenigger got a crazy movepool, Busted ability, A mega evolution, A crazy signature move that was even buffed a generation later and it even got added to smash, I haven't seen a Pokemon get shilled this much since Charizard.
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>>54017711 Also I was nearly blackout drunk when I played through chapter 15, So I might have mixed Melia's and Saki's grandma's Aegislashes. Granted I absolutely agree and despite how much these Pokemon fangames overuse certain overrated Pokemons.
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let's move on
i love that the big twist in this section is that people who can teleport behind doors (which is what they did 20 minutes ago to enter texen's house) can....actually teleport behind doors
>>54017737 named
>>54017764 >>54017789 Thankfully Greshitter isn't really shilled anymore
I find it funny they shill Meowth more now if anything
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Gee what a nice Team Xen grunt So nice of him to offer to help and everything Surely nothing will go wrong
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Let's have an absolutely filthy handholding session after this Bros forgive me but I might...stroke Aelita's hair
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Confirmed deaths: 4? Not that I really care to count
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>>54017860 I nearly lost my shit when I went through this section of the game for the first time......that fucking nigger nearly fooled me into thinking best girl had died.
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>>54017869 I don't know if you were here when this chapter was first released, but consider that people had to wait around 2 irl years before seeing Aelita again
And then roughly around another 2 before she was cured
Rough times
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>>54017871 I started playing Rejuvenation roughly around the time the GDC chapter was released, So I didn't have to endure the torture of losing Aelita for too long, But I can imagine the pain of the poor bastards who did.
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Whiteouts: 151 This doesn't look changed I thought this was a Primal Groudon though? Might have changed in a recent version, kind of surprised the modder didn't use it
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Whiteouts: 152 Actually, I think the Corrupted Cave field the fight starts on is supposed to poison Groudon, but whatever Not changing my team for this.>lead Starmie for Light Screen >Ampharos on a Balloon then Cotton Spores its speed down >rest of team takes potshots I need to get a little more damage on it, and I'm good
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Oh You've got to be fucking kidding me HER POKEMON JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT BY THE GROUDON TRYING TO CATCH IT This modder is fucking unbelievably retarded
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Whiteouts: 153 lovely
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>>54017930 Wow, Just fucking wow....just when you think this game and this hack can't get any gayer.
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>>54017930 SWEEP THESE REVIVES OFF THE GROUND, JANNY.
...Do you have to do Groudon over again each attempt?
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Fuck off game
>>54017965 Yep
I just hyper optimized to kill the Groudon (Starmie and Ampharos can just barely break both shields after their respective roles, Breloom does enough for Walrein to finish off) so that my remaining team could get through the rest, thankfully it was just 3 ice types so Walrein and Togedemaru did well
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How edgy of you Will be going down the "keep it" route, I don't actually know if the give it to Cera route gives you anything special ...so this is basically a choice presented as some super hard, game-dividing prospect but in reality has only 1 right answer and to do it you need to kill Aelita's grandma Sasuga
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Call an ambulance But not for me. For Aelita. The Xen faggot isn't going to be needing one
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No, time to die Confirmed deaths: 5
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protip for anyone trying to write believable flaws into a character...this is not the way to do it there isn't a right way, but there certainly are wrong ways, and this is one
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Also this whole 'Melia thinks that only she should be the one fighting' is hilariously ironic given 99% of players would rather fight a 6v12 against Zetta and Geara by themselves rather than have Melia tag along
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>>54018007 Ulala! Are the TMs from the base game available or did the hack creator cuck you severely again?
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>>54018000 It's just standard by this point that dogshit Mary Sue characters have an edgy/evil counterpart? Because it honestly feels like a rampant trend.
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Gee I wonder where Venam got her hands on a Fire Pokemon that could learn Magma Drift
>>54018007 They're just the same as the base game
So not very good until we get Fly, it's just things like Zap Cannon, DynamicPunch, the elemental fangs, etc.
Still, bought them all in case I needed them
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god i can't wait to lavadunk this faggot and his cunt gf
>>54018030 meant for
>>54018015 >>54018022 The weird thing is that Emma is present for all of one chapter and doesn't behave noticeably different to Melia
I guess Jan thought he had to engage in this trope somehow, so he just used the weird disguise he invented for the prison arc in v13
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>>54018030 This thieving dyke could have just caught a fucking Salazzle in the nearby safari zone, But no, She has to screw over momma Tesla, What a bitch.
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>>54018000 Checked
It doesn't help that Melia is fucking incompetent as a partner.
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>>54018044 I hate those 2, I especially despise just how prevalent they became in the later chapters, Because they're the definition of retarded convolution, They're inter-dimensional travelers who for no specified reason want to destroy the world and are just fucking people over for again....no reason....fuck you Jan, Stupid fucking nigger.
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In a previous version of the game you directly kill a Xen scientist by turning the ground underneath him to lava while he's running away from you Was pretty funny but Jan removed it cuz he's a bitch Let's save future wife now
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Doesn't look too bad, but it's got 4 shields and an elemental seed
>>54018067 It is obviously going to be explained, but it's amazing how bad Jan is writing villain motivations
>what is Xen's goals and motives? >what is Vitus's goals and motives? >what are the time traveller's goals and motives? "nope, sorry guys I gotta spend 5 chapters on a brand new villain team I just made the fuck up that have nothing to do with the game's overarching plot"
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>>54018084 Heliolisk is pretty fucking good during this fight alongside an Ice resist like Walrein. Just keep switching between both and hitting thunders with Helolisk.
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>>54018098 yeah, I'm trying to beat with the sugged team though
Whiteouts: 154
Going to try one more thing
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Whiteouts: 155 Fucking hell I don't know if it's specifically coded to do it, but I'm trying to get Breloom to hit more than 2 bullet seeds to actually hurt the fucker after all the shields are broken
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new strat Mega Ampharos is the only mon on my team who can live a hit from this fucker normally Cotton Spore once, follow up with Discharge, then have Togedemaru break 2 shields
Anonymous
>>54018132 Thankfully the nigger is removing the awful shield mechanic next version, Though it's very arguable if the shit he's trying to introduce to replace it isn't just as bad.
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Wow, even the game points out how shitty the writing is
>>54018140 Honestly, it could be a major improvement depending on how its implemented
Banning a bunch of shit that's not communicated to the player = bad, but having a dynamic fight where the player can respond adequately to the boss HP bar mechanic has the potential to be good
I assume Jan will find a way to fuck it up anyways
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How touching Now let me try and break the game
Anonymous
>>54018160 Keta's brother treated these 2 horribly and abandoned them both, If we ever see that piece of shit we should blow off his kneecaps with a shotgun.
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Aw the Surfing glitch doesn't get me to the top floors (yet, I will figure out a way)
>>54018166 Didn't he die anyway
WLL was boring as shit so I dropped it
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>>54018178 I'm pretty sure it's confirmed he's alive in chapter 15, Because Jan really doesn't like killing off his characters, Especially the ones that are irredeemable shit stains,
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Again - I have to ask - how is this entire problem not solved by Saki literally just mowing down everybody on this mountain? Or Adam?
Both of them are way the fuck stronger than literally everyone else here, why are they just relegated to stupid unfunny side shit like this?
Everything bad that happens in this part of the game can be exclusively blamed on Saki
>>54018178 Er no I guess he turned into some weird cyborg thing?
Chapter 15 of this game is also just kind of a blur where a bunch of incoherent bullshit happens and Jan jerks off his Danganronpa x Pokemon fanfiction kink
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I'm probably going to do a more dedicated catching spree through the mountain later, but for now I'll keep it brief Singles names this chad
Anonymous
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>>54018191 named
also letting digits grab this
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Anonymous
>>54018211 >Then why don't you fucking elucidate me you retarded bitch? Jan
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>12v12 this fight is gonna suck isn't it
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I missed it but one of them had Honchkrow
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Venam keeps sending out dogshit mons holy fuck Also I feel it's real gay that Magnet Rise doesn't work for both sides of a double battle
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Missed another one, this time Mega Lopunny
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Bro WHAT So let me get this straight If Venam's mons all die, this instantly turns into a 2v1 with me But apparently these faggots are counted as one trainer, so just focusing down one side doesn't work and they can just keep having two mons out once they drop below 6 Pokemon That can't be how it works in the base game, holy fucking shit
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Fuck you, I'm not dealing with this shit today Whiteouts: 156
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>>54018252 It just keeps getting gayer.
Anonymous
>>54018252 This reminds me of the psychic badge puppets in the older version, but somehow worse because one of them isn't playing just passive mons.
Anonymous
>>54018297 Double battles in any of the Reborn like games are shit, In Reborn I don't think they force you to fight any boss while having to rely on a partner, Though granted I might be super wrong, I practically gave up on playing Reborn after the shitty desert chapter because I was so sick of how edgy and retarded that game was.
bbno$fanonphone
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musk said the other is the wrong one, this should be the correct
for wagiedos
https://mega.nz/file/hNFnQZQY#SKEtDl1N9hov5M3zWoqhZxMxMq89nTU555K5W0FtzKQ Anonymous
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>>54019423 Holy shit, There actually is fanart of Amber in the internet. Took me quite a while to find it.
https://www.deviantart.com/aliodadraws/art/Amber-Pokemon-Rejuvenation-907836569 Anonymous
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>>54020206 Uh, surprise surprise.
Anonymous
>>54018367 The desert arc gets bearable if you team up with best boy.
You teamed up with Taka, anon?
Anonymous
>>54020606 Nope, I fought him in the water treatment center, I was thankful I did because Taka gets murdered by that psychotic lesbian mongrel Titania. I am really unaware as to anything that happened during Reborn's endgame, I know most of the villains die in horrible manners due to some of the discussions I've seen but past, Not much.
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>>54020654 Gets murdered by that psychotic dyke bitch Titania if you don't* typo correction.
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>>54020206 made for headpats
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>>54018255 ok it's tomorrow now get back here wagie
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Wagie wagie get in cagie All day long you toil and slavie
Anonymous
Since Wagie is taking so long to get here.....hmmmm.....thoughts on Melia's moody, Bitchy sister?
Anonymous
>>54021656 200% better than her jobber sister!
Anonymous
>>54021663 Of course Jan made one of the genuinely really attractive girls in this game "asexual" .......
Anonymous
It is end of second quarter so Mr. Shekelstein is being particularly Jewish today I can still do it, I'm just going to be late
Anonymous
>>54021689 I work on a graveyard myself, My boss is rarely around and it's not very "lively" in there so I can least say I can "rest in peace" for a good portion of my shift.
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ihr begannt
>>54021698 I can't even imagine working a graveyard
I wish my boss was never around and there weren't retards constantly talking about muttmerican politics, that sounds like heaven desu
>>54018482 >screaming bro you said it like once last thread
but alright i'll include it, sorry for forgetting
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>slave away making pennies for jewberg during the day >lose to bullshit hard games made by retards during the night yep, it's the americuck experience alright Whiteouts: 157
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Whiteouts: 158 Well this time they decided to assrape me Venam actually got pretty far on her own, to give her credit Still sucks dog anus as a partner (and a character in general) ...not literally
Anonymous
>>54021946 It barely pays and I'm pretty sure my (((lovely))) boss is going to fire me soon to hire some braindead nigger, But at least it tends to be peaceful for the most part. Also shit, Musk is really fucked huh?
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Whiteouts: 159
The worst part is that it barely feels like there's a strategy to this shit. It's just me trying out different things and then hoping it perfectly cascades into a victory somehow
I'm not reading to give up bread team just yet but there's just too much fuckery, you have the double megas, the Steelix Venam just can't touch, the Gale Wings Shiftry that starts the fight with Hurricane (both can't miss thanks to the AI accuracy buff and is boosted by field), etc.
>>54021994 Hang in there bro
Don't worry, porn bans aren't really that long. Go on a basedjak raid or say you're underage and they'll nail you for way longer
Anonymous
Giving Rejuv a chance after lurking in these threads. Vanilla though, what shit should I watch out for?
Anonymous
>>54022040 First 2 gym fights are hard but typically fair enough that with enough strategy you can win them without many issues, 3rd gym onward it starts to get very bullshitty, Especially if you are playing on Intense difficulty, You should get a really good team before reaching Akuwa town because the game starts to get retarded from there on out, Also tip from an idiot who's played this game more than once, Get a Pokemon with cursed body and breed a Dolphan to get 2 specific egg moves, Endeavor and ice shard, It has to have a sturdy nature too, Congrats, You can now cheese many of the awful fights in this game if necessary.
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holy FUCK venam's scolipede is a beast
it basically took down the entirety of these fuckers by itself after i killed the steelix
please do not have me lose here
>>54022040 really, just make sure to explore a lot, the world is huge and rewards exploration. don't expect to get good tms early or anything though. you'll start getting decent stuff only after the 5th or 6th badge.
don't bother with intense, not only is it also bullshit but it's getting removed next update.
vanilla has a lot of bullshit difficulty spikes (the ice gym leader, the fight that's right after this one, the steel gym leader) even on normal though so take care.
remember that there's two major 'points of no return', one right after the 4th gym and one after the 9th, especially the latter where you'll be stuck for a long time in a new area and can't return for several badges.
also, you might just want to wait until v13.5 (the update to the most recent version which makes it something more than a literal cutscene hallway) which is releasing in probably about a month
other than that, have fun
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Oh no! Anyway....
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What even was the point of this, other than "Clear is a massively evil cunt that does massively evil things for zero reason"
Anonymous
>>54022061 >>54022063 Started a few days ago and got to the jungle area, thanks anyway bros.
Aelita best girl.
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I'm not going to take another screenshot of Saki if I can help it, she doesn't deserve it
>>54022084 Based. Good luck with Valarie, she's pretty damn hard
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oh I don't really want to do this
Anonymous
>>54022076 To be fair, This wouldn't be out of the norm for Crescent as well, She's been such a massive bitch for the entirety of the game that I literally had no clue this was Clear until chapter 15, That's how you know Jan is an "excellent" writer, He gives literally 0 hints that this might not be the character we think it is and he hasn't even introduced said character by this point in the game either, Even a later scene that shows Clear disguised as Crescent "saving" Nim and turning her into an edgy bitch doesn't seem out of the norm for Crescent as well due to what we know her to do. This is so retarded.....
Anonymous
>>54022097 You know what's coming.....and We both know it's not going to be pleasant at all.....
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Well at least I get to procrastinate with this first?
>>54022101 Yeah, Jan really loves doing the whole "making a twist out of something that both A. doesn't make sense to be a twist and B. doesn't help the story or the player's understanding of the story for being a twist" method of writing
See also: the interceptor being called 'they' over the course of the game because they're actually an amalgamation of souls, when there's so much that's plainly wrong with it
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>>54022105 Suffering...
This is me glitching the field, by the way, it's not normally supposed to be this
I'm just curious to see how I can screw with this fight
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>>54022107 The protagonist being called "they" is so retarded, It's obviously Jan trying to shove his gay pronoun games into Rejuvenation and/or being too lazy to apply a He/She filter to this game even though it would be really simple, Even a Reborn has this if I remember correctly, It literally has nothing to do with the retarded "twist" that happens later in the game and makes literally no fucking sense. I chose Aevis as my protagonist, You're telling me the characters in this game occasionally saw me as a nigger or a girl and yet weren't confused by it? This literally makes no sense and it pisses me off by an unreasonable amount.
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Not a big deal
I only lost because GODrein missed a Blizzard and I forgot to teach HP Ice to Starmie
You can do this glitch by surfing in the top right pillar here
>>54018163 and going through the teleporter that opens up after you reach the Eli and Sharting fight to keep surfing to the top of the mountain
I don't really know if this has any actual applications, but given these fights were built for the volcano field being able to change it should maybe do something? Hopefully?
Anonymous
>>54022142 If it works in the awful fight against Geara the manlet faggot and Melia's big bro you should try it, Their fight is meant to be an awful romp in good part because of the volcano field.
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Bit messy, but it works
>>54022151 Yeah...let's see
I think the biggest application of this actually, is if it does work, to just grab a Pokemon with Dive and pull the battle underwater then just blast them with Water types because of how broken underwater is
That's a strat that actually used to work on v12 of this game really well if you could pull it off (required way more setup than this obviously)
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Fuck man I feel a pit forming in my stomach
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Why is Geara's name listed as ???
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I will admit this scene was improved on considerably from past versions, where Jenner just kind of pathetically dies lmao
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built for BGC (big giratina cock)
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aw i forgot they sped up the lavadunk to where you can barely see it fuck you jan
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Piece of assumedly official art that proves Geara is a manlet.
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the intent here is that geara is possessed by or corrupted by vitus/indriad, right
this is the same language that's used against vitus/indriad because jan needs to tell you the monstrously evil character is monstrously evil
>>54022200 to be fair, i think it's intended for him to be like, a relatively young teenager
still funny he's not even taller than madelis or nastasia though kek
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Yeah, idk about that one
Anonymous
>>54022208 Nope, He's 20 according to the game's wiki, He's an angry little midget.
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No more stalling Let's do this.
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>>54021656 I would maybe want to fuck her if she wasn't so fucking abrasive (and also she's asexual because jan doesn't want people to breed Melia's sister
also I just realized that her shirt has a little bit of her midriff visible
like goddamn she's walking around with short shorts, a crop top that bares shoulders, with no bra, and jan has the audacity to make her asexual
i think the reason is that he's disgusted by our fetishes for fucking the bitchiness out of amber/cursed aelita
>>54021672 at least he didn't have the audacity to make any of the other hot girls asexual, like aelita, amber, tesla, valarie, etc
>>54022040 make sure to try and pick dialog options that will make Amber really like you
if you're playing the game correctly, she'll go from a somewhat rude girl that just needs hugs and affection to wife material by the end of ch15
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>>54022212 KEK
Yeah, so uh...no underwater field I don't think bros...
And that Dragonite starts with Z-Tailwind
You know I don't think this dramatic EBF music is a good fit at all for this
Let's put on something more lively
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I'VE GOT A SMILE ON MY FACE AND FOUR WALLS AROUND ME Whiteouts: 161
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oh and by the way I checked the original LP
19 deaths happened in this scene
and there were 13 instances of pokemon being used to attack someone directly
Confirmed deaths: 29 i guess
A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 19
copying these from the original LP's thread for this section
>>54022208 >i think it's intended for him to be like, a relatively young teenager >ingame dialog says he's 20 i do not think 20 is a "teenager"
even if we bring that down a year, 19 is not a "relatively young teenager"
>>54022222 checked
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>>54022219 She might be a bitch but she's still pretty hot, Of course Jan has the audacity of making a girl with beautiful blonde locks paint her hair like a worthless tumblr bitch.
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I'VE GOT THE SUN IN THE SKY ALL THE WATER SURROUND ME Whiteouts: 162
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>>54022246 OH GODS HE HAS MEGAR GENGAR......
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I'VE BEEN DOWN AND SOMETIMES I'LL LOSE I'VE BEEN BATTERED BUT I'LL NEVER BRUISE IT'S NOT SO BAD Whiteouts: 163
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>>54022200 Madame X looks really fertile/breedable in this image idk why.
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AND I SAY WAY HEY HEY Whiteouts: 164
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>>54022266 I'm nearly 100% sure Madame X is Melia dying from a terminal curse/disease that was shown to us during chapter 15, Said curse is also debatebly contagious and hereditary, I might not be right on this one though there is a lot of evidence pointing towards this. So despite it looking like she's inviting us to explore her "armor" and all it's details, It's very likely trying to cuddle with her would be a terrible idea.
Anonymous
>>54022242 wasn't there discussion during the start of chapter 12 after it was said that someone had to be watching Aelita at all times in case of curse shenanigans
and part of the discussion said something about how if Anon wasn't eligible and someone else had to watch, then it could likely be Erin that has to supervise Aelita
which could have lead to Erin questioning her asexuality when being assigned to watch Aelita, even when she's deciding to be - let's just use the words "very intimate" - with Anon
and maybe she could be invited to their fun, getting her out of her comfort zone so she can learn to enjoy the pleasures of handholding, while Aelita uses her experience to show Erin how to please a man (and also women in case she decides to join the girl she's been assigned to watch whenever she's in bed)
but unfortunately no matter how much writefag fuel is being posted in any given thread, writefag won't actually arrive even when people are getting repeated numbers
besides that one instance where someone decided to make the desolation writefaggotry not go to waste
also, is there even an actual canon reason for why she's asexual? we obviously know the meta reason is because Jan wants to restrict the amount of cute girls that are allowed to be in the game (that could have their hands held)
>>54022266 checked
and the reason is because at some point we're going to have to fuck the evil out of her
and while we're on an evil bitch plapping spree we need to cuck Ren again by fucking Nastasia
maybe record it as blackmail to use whenever Ren gets uppity
but as
>>54022287 says we should maybe not try sexual contact with Melia/Madame X unless it's proven that her magic cancer isn't contagious
if it's just hereditary there's condoms for that
of course, plapping Ren's boss/supposed "girlfriend" isn't going to have such complications
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IT'S JUST AN ORDINARY DAY
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>>54022294 Maybe she's "asexual" in the sense she thinks she'd be a horrible wife to anybody and thus rejects all romantic advances.
But it's most likely some "she just is OK" shit
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AND IT'S ALL A STATE OF MIND
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AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU JUST GOTTA SAY Whiteouts: 166
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>>54022294 There obviously isn't any "stated" reason as to why Erin is "asexual" but if I had to take a guess from what's hinted towards her life in game and even to some degree of personal experience, She was humiliated a lot which made her very reclusive and cynical, It's very likely she has an unconscious hatred/distrust of men but she isn't a degenerate dyke either so she's trying to play like she "doesn't care about sex", I met a few girls and quite a few retarded incels that behave like this, I was in this shitty mind state for a while after I got into an awful breakup with my first and only girlfriend many years back. She just needs a good man to prove her wrong, To comfort her and make her know she doesn't have to be so cold and reclusive anymore.
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IT'S ALRIGHT
Whiteouts: 167 (not shown but fuck it, it's a whiteout)
Where do I even begin
The fight starts with Dragonite, who has Comatose so you can't put it to sleep/Inner Focus so it can't flinch/Multiscale so it can't die (I'm using Adamant max Atk Dragapult using Dragon Darts with hacked in Dragon Gems) using Z-Tailwind to both massively speed up his team and give them Strong Winds
The Hydreigon knows Beat Up (which, as they're counted as one trainer again, means it can hit up to 9-10 times), is faster than everything, and takes no damage from anything
Multiple legendaries
Bullshit megas
Several random strong Pokemon like Gyarados, Rotom-Heat, etc. which can't be planned around easily
Melia starts off the fight with a dogshit Pokemon neither of them will target and barely feels like she does anything
I knew this fight would be terrible and it did not disappoint, so I guess, good fucking job
Again, I'm not doing this shit tonight
>>54022315 >>54022294 The funny thing is that 'asexual' women more often than not still have plenty of sex kek, look it up. The entirety of LGBT shit is just especially retarded identitarianism
Also do they not give 3 dayers for porn anymore? Jannies have grown soft
Anonymous
>>54022342 Like I said in another post, Same story with lesbians, They're just mentally retarded/confused women, They said they want nothing to do with men yet they still lust after dick.
Anonymous
>>54022315 >She was humiliated a lot which made her very reclusive and cynical, It's very likely she has an unconscious hatred/distrust of men >She just needs a good man to prove her wrong, To comfort her and make her know she doesn't have to be so cold and reclusive anymore. if we could fix Amber and make her into a cheerful, affectionate lass then we can clearly do the same with Erin, all she needs to do is just start being friendly with Anon and then she'll
of course, that'd probably require a lot of writefaggotry to fix things and at that point we might as well wait for v16
>>54022342 that means it'd be realistic to just invite Erin before the next handholding session and let her explore her naughty side
>Also do they not give 3 dayers for porn anymore? Jannies have grown soft yeah of course they've grown soft they're like 90% fat from eating too many hot pocketts
>>54022353 speaking of that, if we could dick Venam into realizing that she's just bisexual instead of a full on dyke, then we could get her to be what we always deserved and should have gotten
>>54014750 Anonymous
>>54017391 >>54017401 >>54017410 >>54017421 >>54017425 >>54017454 >>54017474 >>54017481 >>54017511 >>54017513 so, how did you enjoy being raped by Aelita
don't deny it, you know how much affection and love she gives to her husband/breeding slave
Anonymous
>>54022373 Apparently version 13.5 is going to have a bit of fan-service, But this is Jan we're talking about here......No time with the girls, Just a massive waste of time dealing with characters we don't fucking like and don't want to deal with, Like Ren's retarded sister, Ren, Huey, Melia and the other members of the peanut gallery.
Anonymous
>>54015010 >I think the smut in the mega folder is the majority of the fanart involving Pokemon Rejuvenation funnily enough and it's also like 95% of all porn involving Rejuvenation
there's like 3 unique results for pokemon_rejuvenation on rule34 but it's all shit
2/3 of the results are futashit and the other one is just ocandianigger's OC being fucked by an aevian mareep
i wonder if anyone is actually going to upload any of the /vp/ drawfaggotry to that site (maybe watermark it with this board's name for free advertising)
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>>54022390 Honestly, if you ignore the retardation of her somehow having a Mega Blaziken, it was a breddy gud fight and way better than her first.
I'd rate it a 8.5/10, would like to be raped again (especially compared to the current dogshit fight)
Anonymous
>>54022390 Aelita wouldn't have fun wrestling and hand holding with a weak cuck, Otherwise she would have chosen Ren, The Protagonist is very capable of dominating her just as hard and proving how much he loves her.
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>>54022404 Imagine being a filthy Pokephile in the first place, But imagine wanting to get fucked by a cute little sheep, The sheer degree of mental degeneracy in the internet sometimes makes me want to blow my brains out, If you want to a degenerate pokefucker you should at least have the decency of choosing a Pokemon that at least looks human and could at least please a person if it came down to this sort of degeneration like Gardevoir for men and machamp for girls.
Anonymous
>>54022398 >Like Ren's retarded sister i wish we could fuck his mom
there's a bunch of girls in his life that we have yet to fuck
already fucked:
>venam >melia >aelita >i don't know if he's met amber/tesla but they've definitely been fucked by us not yet fucked:
>madame x >nastasia >reina >his mom >that ghost gym leader I can't be bothered to spell the name of >venam's mom >maybe we can fuck melia's sister just to troll the cuck >we're not going to fuck his cat, leave that shit for the less civilized parts of /vp/ speaking of cucking faggots, I think it would be funny if Deagan walked in on Anon having a loving, romantic threesome with Amber and Tesla, with lots of cuddling, kissing, handholding, grabbing, etc.
I bet that wasteful faggot only fucked Tesla once or twice and stopped after Amber was born
>>54022419 >implying ren actually knows how to talk to girls did you hit your head on something
> The Protagonist is very capable of dominating her just as hard and proving how much he loves her. I wish there was more writefaggotry where she switches between being submissive and dominant in the same .txt file
also I think it would be cute if there was a handholding scene where she taught Amber how to actually dominate Anon without just reverting to being submissive the moment she gets penetrated. writefag fucking pls.
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>>54022404 >there's like 3 unique results for pokemon_rejuvenation on rule34 but it's all shit Maybe next time I get around porn comms I'll be the change to that
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>>54022440 Ren's sister has a shirt with Korean written on it, Which either implies Ren's family is at least partially Korean "which could give us a hint as to why Ren is such a limp dicked cuck" or that Ren's sister is a retarded bitch that likes K-pop.
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>>54022440 Ren's mom is actually kinda cute, Looks like another great milf, She is a bit mentally retarded though and she gave birth to an utter failure like Ren and to a worthless zoomer like Ren's sister. I'm also fairly confused and annoyed she doesn't have official art when characters like Piano Lady and Truck Guy do.
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If you cuck Ren too hard he'll go full supreme gentleman lol
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>>54022461 In older versions Ren went full on school shooter mode, That was kinda phased out eventually and now he just comes off as the biggest cuck in the universe, I know people don't want to deal with a retarded rival character like Fern from Reborn but for fuck's sake, I hate how this game treats Ren as though he is our rival, It at least feel cathartic to humiliate Fern.
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This thread is full of sad horny incels that think they are chads. Sad!
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>>54022461 yeah well what's his shitty .22 going to do against THE WALL
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>>54022472 Jan, First of all, Fuck off, Second off, Version 13.5, Release it now nigger and give me my fucking Aggronite.
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>>54022456 yeah I guess you're right
she's cute and hot enough to fuck
but not really someone I'd breed
especially when there's far better girls to knock up like Amber, Aelita, and Tesla
if you extend the list of girls that deserve to be bred to include girls that could be wife material if they were taught to be nice, responsible wives, then that would also include Erin and Venam
if it wasn't for Jan shoving a certain beautiful athletic bombshell of a girl into the likeable character containment jail (for crimes of actually being friendly towards the player), then knocking up Valarie would be on the table
there's also the possibility of wifing Anju and giving her the gift of a bloodline that won't end itself, but that would first require Jan to pull his head out of his ass and save the redemption arcs for characters that actually deserve them
oh well, at least it'll be possible to give Vivian lots of descendants via her reincarnation
and did I say lots because I think Aelita wouldn't stop frequently breeding until after she's had like 20 kids due to 1: her desire to have a family being large enough to create a fucking dimensional rift, 2: not getting to actually have any children for any meaningful amount of time before edgy assholes killed her past incarnations, which would make her want to compensate for that, and 3: because her first incarnation would seriously appreciate her efforts to repopulate the region and make up for the lost population from the storm-9 incident she died trying to stop
and if she still has vestiges of her previous incarnations' minds/personalities in her mind, then her will to breed will probably be even higher
oh and 20 is probably a low estimate
Jan
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>>54022554 cute
and off by one
oh well
as demonstrated by half the /vp/ catalog, the jannies can't do shit because the nipples and genitalia are censored
also we're near bump limit so unless someone wants to make their own /vp/ plays with blackjack and hookers to continue and have a place to try and summon writefag, we're going to need to conserve bumps
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>>54022538 >>54022538 I'm still fairly depressed Valerie got put on a bus and told to fuck off until much later in the game and then when she returned she immediately got put on another bus, I would have loved to go skinny dipping with her. She was friendly, Competent and had a gorgeous physique, I'm pretty sure in older versions of the game she was wearing a bikini and her cleavage was much bigger, BUT OF COURSE JAN COULDN'T ALLOW THAT!
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>>54020654 He killed atleast dozens (most of a ward) though. After trying to do the An*a route (and stopping before the rock gym because why would anyone play through Reborns slog postgame with the objectively best character dead and battles on the gl*tch fi*ld) I really started to hate T*ka. "Söylaris is just misunderstood Lin is le real danger" nuh uh go fuck off and die. Also he revives if you take him with you and beat the Garchomp on the vulcano.
But the whole thing makes no sense, if people rightfully hate the faggot they'd tell him to go die in a ditch somewhere and if they were gaslit into liking him they'd fight him in the water treatment plant. That AND he just tried beat you so he could take you back to the genocidal terrorist cult, if you think about it for five seconds taking him along in the desert is insane.
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>>54022554 I want to use them as pillows
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wagie start now
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>>54023162 Amethyst is an insane fuckwit "and apparently a tranny as well from what I heard" who's nearly as bad as Jan when it comes to writing, If Taka started to try and justify his absolutely mental father's actions then my tolerance for his existence would end almost immediately, I was put under the impression he wanted nothing to do with Team Meteor and that he was only along because he was forced by his father, He was probably one of the few characters in Reborn I could even remotely tolerate, I haven't seen the VP plays Reborn threads yet but I imagine their opinions were similar to mine, Victoria is a bitch with no plot relevance, Cain is a freak who should be shot, Fern is a piece of shit, Most of the gym leaders are unbearable shit stains, ESPECIALLY TITANIA AND AMARIA while some are tolerable from what I've seen of them like Julia and Titania's infinitely more bearable brother. I hope I didn't say anything stupid because I haven't played much of Reborn's finished version and I might be missing something.
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>>54024936 >Victoria is a bitch with no plot relevance be very careful what you ask for
https://mega.nz/folder/NVk0xbwQ#PJUMw8J0ryEvGWsSC7YTXg Anonymous
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>>54024989 nope too early
oh well
wagie is going to be pressured to make a new thread soon since we're near bump limit anyways
just as planned
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reroll attempt 2 check out these sick digits wagie
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>>54024936 In the desert he basically says Lin is the real danger (eventhough at this point she's killed Ace and Ame compared to Solaris being responsible for every Meteor related death) and asks you if you hate/can forgive Solaris, yes/no answer, I don't remember the exact details and it's one of the lines you get when you talk to him while he's a follower.
He doesn't seem like he wants to be with team Meteor but in the Palkia/Dialga quest there's a flashback(?) scene of Solaris telling him that he should be certain of the path he takes, whether that's not commiting mass murder or killing billions because Reborn has fallen.
Solaris really should've kept a better eye on everyone in his team, Sirius keeps telling the recruits they're fighting for a new world instead of preserving the old one, Taka half asses every job he's given and Lin is an all powerfull mystery edgelord who could overthrow him at any moment. Just 2 more PULSEs and he'll have this purification thing in the bag :)
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>>54024999 alright wagie start now or i'm lowering your wage by a dollar per hour
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>>54024949 I've read of the horr-I mean very interesting tales regarding Victoria in the Mega folder a few days back....I have several questions, None of which I actually want answered....
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>>54025168 >None of which I actually want answered.... The answer is: is all Kiki's fault
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there is now a ticking timer for wagie to come back and continue before the thread archives so writefag can't post if he returns from the dead
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>>what? you want to create a super realistic fluid simulation of a nigger spilling his thick nigger cum on your wife's face because she's a selfish white pissbaby chudette who won't let Tyrone empty his gigantic nigger balls onto her face in real life? uh well SCIENCE™ says that you first need to learn the shear rheology chracteristics of nigger cum and solve the full reynolds averaged navier stokes equations for a non newtonian anisotropic viscous fluid. Whatever that means
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it's so over that since this playthrough began there has been a total of 2 (two) .txt files of writefaggotry and i'm pretty sure the latter one is mostly a copied and pasted version of something from 4 months ago
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I just managed to beat Narcissa without breaking the ai. That fight is dogshit, and I'm making my way to the dreaded mountain. So don't give up like a bitch until I get there.
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>>54025877 Yup, Jan had the wonderful idea of making her gym field allow ghost types to do super effective damage against normal, Which is especially ass because there aren't many good dark types by this point of the game that could even remotely be considered good, There are some ways to counter it though if anyone else is having trouble beating it, Namely Ribombee and spamming flash.
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>>54025761 Nigger
Just let thread die, I'll make a new one when I get back
>>54025877 Based
I wasn't actually trying to break the AI I just took a free win on what seemed like a really homosexual fight
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>>54025889 That doesn't sound like it would help much, however I'll take your word for it.
>>54025894 And you were completely correct.
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>>54025877 >actually downloading MM retard alert
please tell me that you at least downloaded the version that was briefly in the /vp/ plays mega folder so you don't have to mute the game during battles
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>>54025981 I did get it from the mega folder, however I still have it muted at all times.
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before the thread dies I would like to remind you all that some underage retard got filtered by this fight in the fucking base game. on normal difficulty. that was also the same retard that got filtered during that ocandeeznutz's first (or second idgaf) battle because he was too braindead to use the starting sneedslash's slush rush.
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>>54026001 Hahahahahahahahahaha, How the fuck do you lose to Venam on normal fucking difficulty dude?
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54026005 having an enormous skill issue
and refusing to catch pokemon