>>54107422You know, some conspiracy theorists argue that lucarios as we know them today are one of the closest to humans.
Uncovered archaeological evidence shows Lucario skeletons from thousands of years back as being quadrupedal.
Even compared to wild ones, domesticated lucarios have a particularly straight, flat footed stance. Some people just claim its because they're around humans a lot. You could well say that, just in a different context, catching my insinuation. It's as if outside genetic material is to blame for them being so... humanoid.
You know the Aura Guardians, who the Sinnoh royalty (And thus by extension the nobility everywhere on the Northern Hemisphere) claim to be descended from? The ones with aura abilities? Well, you don't get those sort of powers from just anywhere - that, or navy-blue hair.
I mean, there's a lot of questions.
Like why Lucario's seem so prominent in human culture, beyond nearly every other pokemon?
And why they own 14% of all Pokemon-owned businesses, despite being just one of 1010 different species?
And why there are so many Lucario's in high ranking positions in the police and ranger force?
And why these aforementioned lucario's have been caught on recording on numerous occasions used the term people interchangably between humans and Lucario's?
And why breeding centres (Flocessy Ranch, for instance) are subsidised to raise Riolu to be given for free to young trainers about to begin their journeys - with documents (Which were conveniently lost soon thereafter) showing that humans children were purposely given riolu pups the opposite sex to themselves? Why would they do that I wonder?
Oh, and why Pokephilia content in mainstream is so often excused if its a Lucario thats involved? (That one Bryce movie from years back that got the best screenplay award, for instance)
And why numerous gym leaders, and even champions use them?
Lot of coincidences, is all I'm saying.
But... thats all I'm saying on a public forum.
