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/vp/ plays Pokemon Desolation: Pro Nuzlocker Edition

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LAST TIME:
>we participate in the tournament arc, where connor kills our fucking jihadbird
>we defeat rosetta to get the fairy badge
>meanwhile, everything seems to be pointing to a hot night of titjobs and sexo with ava
>but then we receive the big TWEEST
>apparently, everything we had been doing up until this point has been a dream
>and the real world is some shitty muslim filled forest in britain
>after suffering more brain damage in shitty maps, we return to the dream to find shiv so that aurora can give us thighjobs

RULES:
>this is a permadeath run. any fainted pokemon must be automatically released
>all decisions are made via GETs. triples outclass doubles outclass singles, etc.

Whiteouts: 1
Released mons: 30
Badges: 5

TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Pokemon ordered to attack trainer directly: 6
Confirmed deaths: 5
Hmphs: 21

Previous Threads: https://rentry.org/vp-plays
/vp/ plays MEGA folder (contains writefaggotry, art, screenshot spam, and extras): https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXg
Place where lurkers can submit shit for handholding kino: https://mega.nz/filerequest/QiKdiJPXAXw

What is this?
>Pokemon Desolation, probably the best of the 'Rebornclones'
>expect a plot full of a few actually decent characters and sensical storybeats, which is light years ahead of the other 2
>but don't worry, it's still got its share of terrible OCs, schizo shit and cringekino for us to enjoy