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>Be me
>Watching Family Guy with my Vaporeon
>Ben Stiller is shown with massive ears longer than his body
>I tell her "Wow they really are big"
>Vappy tells me "You know what is also big?"
>I won't repeat what she said because I plan to show this to my work buddy
>Smickering I reply "Well you know what's even bigger?"
>I show her my phone that shows the Grubhub burgers I ordered for us were almost here
>She nudges me aside as she hides under the covers so the delivery person doesn't see her
>"I know I am just a fantasy in your head you made up, but I should still follow the laws of reality."
Wtf. Why do women got to say stuff like this? It's not cute. It's not funny.
