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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 02:25:47 No.54291276 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54291388 >>54292281 >>54292894

>you will never be magically transported to the pokemon universe and become a pokemon breeder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 02:30:28 No.54291314 Report

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Why would I want to breed Pokemon? I can raise perfect Pokemon with vitamins, mints, etc far faster than I could otherwise. Breeding is a dead profession, no longer needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 02:39:47 No.54291388 Report

Quoted By: >>54291802

>>54291276
I want to be the pokemon, not a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:38:03 No.54291802 Report

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>>54291388
that's kinda gay

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:41:03 No.54291815 Report

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>>54291802
>he wants to be a shitty powerless shaved ape with an ugly flat face and weird deformed appendages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:43:10 No.54291828 Report

Quoted By: >>54291833 >>54291842

>>54291815
>can control over 1000 different creatures who will do anything requested
>powerless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:44:19 No.54291833 Report

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>>54291828
>he needs a middleman
>still ugly as sin
i'll pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:44:59 No.54291837 Report

Quoted By: >>54291846 >>54291859 >>54292116

>>54291802
no I want to be a male pokemon and fuck female pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:46:00 No.54291842 Report

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>>54291828
Brock emulates the training of his pokemon, because they are that cool and he wishes he was as cool as them. >inb4 le masters isn't le canon reeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:46:34 No.54291846 Report

Quoted By: >>54291857 >>54291861

>>54291837
sex is irrelevant to me. i just want to be a cool critter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:48:15 No.54291857 Report

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>>54291846
now that's KINDA GAY, bro.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:49:10 No.54291859 Report

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>>54291837

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:49:14 No.54291861 Report

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>>54291846
You will never swallow Cynthia whole and get off to her dying screams and pleas to be with her beloved sister and grandma one last time...

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:51:09 No.54291871 Report

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>>54291859
t-thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:51:57 No.54291874 Report

Quoted By: >>54291882 >>54291929 >>54292197 >>54292704

>>54291861
LISTEN HERE YOU CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT
EVERY THREAD
EVERY THREAD ON THIS GODFORSAKEN BOARD, YOUR BUCK-BROKEN ASS POSTS CYNTHIA FEET, CYNTHIA VORE, CYNTHIA CYNTHIA CYNTHIA? IS IT BECAUSE OF IRIS? IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE UPSETTING STRANGERS? I DON'T CARE.
I'M TIRED OF SEEING HER. I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HER. I'M TIRED OF SEEING YOUR DISGUSTING FUCKING FETISH PARADED AROUND ON **EVERY THREAD** BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF AN AUTIST TO UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE NOT WANTED.
DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND BECOME AN HERO.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:53:02 No.54291882 Report

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>>54291874
You can have aldith, smiling and mocking you instead, as she pleasures herself to cynthias cries

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:54:21 No.54291892 Report

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>>54291882
You have singlehandedly done more to degrade the quality of this board than any other user.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:55:15 No.54291902 Report

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>>54291892
Seviper's acid has done more to degrade Cynthia's flesh than any cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:57:23 No.54291913 Report

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>>54291857
i'd take it up the culo if it meant i could be a magical dog. if that makes me a homo then so be it.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 03:59:02 No.54291929 Report

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>>54291874
Oh wait

You hate Cynthia now?

Holy shit it worked

Now everyone hates Cynthia because she shit and weak

Thank you so much dude but I'll still post it to convert as many haters as possible my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 04:27:05 No.54292116 Report

Quoted By: >>54292135

>>54291837
You do not need to be a pokemon to do that

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 04:31:11 No.54292135 Report

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>>54292116
I need it because I want the family this rotten sack called earth could never give me

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 04:50:57 No.54292197 Report

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>>54291874
>>54291892
>>54292135
Don't forget your here forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 05:12:51 No.54292281 Report

Quoted By: >>54292653

>>54291276
Even if you were magically transported to the Pokémon World, you'd still be a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 07:13:28 No.54292653 Report

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>>54292281
Not if they sell Autism Heal at the Pokemart

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 07:28:23 No.54292704 Report

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>>54291874
Sure,eys turn this into another Cynthia thread. Cuz why not, you can never have too many

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 08:03:34 No.54292827 Report

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I'd be a fucking fiend. I'd breed Pokemon for sexually desirable traits and sell the most voluptuous Gardevoir, burly Machamp, the cutest of Loppuny, the chubbiest Snorlax, and so on, to wealthy Pokephiliacs in the Pokemon world. Digletts as sex toys, plus training Psychic and Ghost type Pokemon, like Hypno or Gengar. Fuck gen 1 alone has so many great options. I wish I could be a fucking Pokemon breeder. Or at least that one game heavily featured it. It's such a shame Pokemon games aren't more ambitious.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 08:25:04 No.54292894 Report

Quoted By: >>54294271

>>54291276
Last word is unnecessary. On the pokenet, nobody knows you're typing with paws.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 10:01:49 No.54293109 Report

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>>54291802
It's the only way foids could find me hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Aug 2023 15:26:35 No.54294271 Report

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>>54292894
He didn't imply what species he'd be as a breeder and whether he'd make others do the breeding

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