>>54453676>Rhydon was the FIRST pokemon.Rhyhorn > Rhydon by leaps and bounds. Rhydon is a fugly design. It shows that it was the first because most of the designs in its own gen mog it hard.
>What does a dysgenic zoomer region like Shitnoh do?Give it an upgrade so it isn't entirely a shitmon anymore.
>Makes him 40% fatter, chops of his earsIt's wearing armor you retard. Also, 50/50 Gender ratio.
>gives him a cock cageI'm sorry what? Why are you obsessed with dicks?
>gives him a construction worker theme...It's wearing ARMOR. IT LITERALLY EVOLVES HOLDING ARMOR PLATING YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!
>The very first pokemon turned into an obese, bald, faggot jobmon.Hitmonchan and Mr.Mime say hi, they predate Rhyperior by a decade and some change. One of them is just a boxer, the other is just a mime. Jobmon is a retarded meme by hipster faggots who don't even play the games, the zoomers they try to pretend they aren't.
>Shitnoh, you were a mistakeCHADnnoh was the peak of the franchise and mogs Kancucked hard in e very possible way, only surpassed by CHADtoh, the superior region to its west with HGSS, another GENERATION 4 title.
>>54453733You first "OLD GOOD NEW BAD" retard. If you hate new things so much go live in a wooden shack somewhere in the wilderness with no electricity, no tools other than those you can make yourself, no food other than what you hunt yourself, no agriculture (no growing plants, only eat what you find), only furnish that house with what you can make yourself, and basically cut yourself off from society. In fact, scrap the shack, because civilization is too "zoomer", you need to be come a nomadic hunter-gatherer who runs around naked.
