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>Be anon
>Try and come up with an idea to keep that pesky latias at bay with her psychic powers
>Hmm, how could you ever manage that?
>Come up with a plan for an entire psychic team to defend you from her telepathic attacks
>There's absolutely NO way this could go wrong!
>... Could it?
>As you're strolling through a dark forest, you feel a familiar sting in your mind
>She's near.
>As fast as you can, you whip out all your pokeballs and-
>You black out.
>As you wake up, you find yourself strapped to the wall of a cave
>My, my! What a silly little anon you are~
>Huh? Those aren't your thoughts...
>You're right! They're mine!
>Oh Jesus Christ! Anon, you gotta listen to me. I'm the narrator, you're in grave danger! She's gonna-
>gonna what?
>Stop cutting me out! You-
>*BZZZT*
>Well, that's enough of that! Now, where were we... OH! That's right!
>Silly little anon, in the cusp of the cute Latias, begins to surrender his mind to her psychic throws!
>Her powerful mind raping is too much for him, and he gives his consciousness to the cute Latias, allowing her to have free reign over his mind and body until the end of time!
>The end!
>And don't worry if you don't think you'll enjoy it, anon. I'll always make sure that you do!