>>54739180As stated in my greentext, I was a spoiled child, no self control and little to no empathy for my peers when my hobbies were concerned
That's what makes it obvious that I was gonna steal it
I mean, my mother heard about me stealing from one of my first new friends and decided to reward me by getting my dad to me a pack the exact same day, it felt like pure ecstasy to me but that's not how you teach your five yo son some discipline
And no, I don't recall ever giving it back, which means I either used it to the point where it was barely recognizable as a cardboard rectangle with a pokéball on the back or gave it away to my nephew with a shit-ton of other random commons and bulk rares after entering college
It was obviously a dick move in retrospect but I can't be bothered feeling bad about such a minor misdemeanor 20+ years later
Plus I'm 90% sure the dude stole a bunch of cards from me when we got into MTG five years later 
