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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:02:19 No.54827112 View View Reply Original Report

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>no pokemon is allowed to be too cool
What's their goofy flaw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:03:30 No.54827123 Report

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The stupid stub limps on Armarouge and the Mela boots on Ceruledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:05:27 No.54827135 Report

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>>54827112
They look like shitty bootleg Megaman characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:05:41 No.54827137 Report

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the fact that they're just cartoon humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:08:42 No.54827160 Report

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Where's the "cool"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:09:40 No.54827165 Report

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sex with Armarouge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:11:18 No.54827171 Report

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They're megaman rejects but in a pokémon game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:12:18 No.54827175 Report

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>54827160
>Where's the "cool"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:12:52 No.54827177 Report

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>>54827112
ceruledge's xboxhueg knees
unfortunately for gamefreak they actually still look cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:27:48 No.54827265 Report

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>>54827112
the goofiness comes from the fact that their designs try so hard to look cool that it renders their bodies impractical in any context other than battling.

ceruledge is goofy/charming for the same reason edward scissorhands is. armarouge is goofy/charming for a similar reason - its impractically bulky pauldrons severely limit the range of motion of its stubby arms. its arms can be used as cannons/aimed in a straight line, but they are impractical for pretty much any other thing you might normally use arms for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 16:28:56 No.54827276 Report

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they straight up fon't have shiny forms. they had to pay a price somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 17:03:10 No.54827484 Report

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>>54827112
The sword hands. How does it grab stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 17:04:05 No.54827489 Report

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>>54827484
Why would it need to grab stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 17:36:23 No.54827637 Report

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>>54827112
Luxray is a route shitmon and has to be endearing too. These guys are modern shillmon like Lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 18:08:03 No.54827760 Report

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>>54827265
The pauldrons aren't actually attached to Armarouge, they levitate close to its arms because of its psychic power

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 18:11:49 No.54827774 Report

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>>54827112
their legs look goofy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 18:12:02 No.54827777 Report

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>>54827484
stab it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 18:12:57 No.54827781 Report

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>>54827489
To hold your hands as you fill her womb with human cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 18:13:03 No.54827782 Report

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>>54827637
lucario has the "pants."
point proven false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:01:56 No.54828370 Report

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>>54827112
They have big heads with big cutesy eyes and goofy stumpy limbs. They are far from even Mega Man-edgy. the only true edgy Pokemon I can think of are like Zekrom and Eternatus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:18:52 No.54828470 Report

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>>54828370
How is Zekrom edgy? Because he's black?
If so Darkrai is a whole lot edgier

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:56:05 No.54828636 Report

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>>54827112
>two fucking medabots
I don't understand why there are people pretending these are Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 20:59:10 No.54828654 Report

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>>54828370
eternatus looks edgy until you realize it's just a giant goofy hand
zekrom is this giant evil black dinosaur...with a hermit crab shell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 21:15:41 No.54828757 Report

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>>54828636
I don't understand how some random bum on a basket weaving subreddit thinks he has a say on what is and isn't allowed to be a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 21:17:27 No.54828766 Report

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>>54828757
Up voted, sister! these chuds must learn that their time is over!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 21:34:27 No.54828860 Report

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>>54827112
Their shinies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 21:36:57 No.54828871 Report

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>>54828860
/Thread

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 22:34:18 No.54829144 Report

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>>54828757
You're free to be a brainless drone that would eat any slop Gamefreak shits out, but even an official designer literally highlighted that not every design manufactured to be a pokemon will look like it has any business being part of the franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 22:43:21 No.54829192 Report

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>>54829144
>CHADnova and CHADxorus making retards seethe to this day
Based af
Get dabbed on, faggot

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 22:55:29 No.54829251 Report

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>>54829144
Haxorus but more pokemon-like according to sugimori

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 22:57:03 No.54829257 Report

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>>54827112
The forehead dots are not their real eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 22:57:54 No.54829264 Report

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>>54829144
Of course, everything bad in modern Pokemon can be traced back to the Mutt gen with shitmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 22:58:30 No.54829269 Report

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>>54827112
>Armarouge
Stupid mittens hands
>Ceruledge
Stupid tiny daggers when it's not fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 23:06:07 No.54829312 Report

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>>54828654
>>54828470
WAIT FUCK

I meant the black thing from Sun and Moon. The sharp, angular base form.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 23:08:32 No.54829322 Report

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>>54829312
You're talking about me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2023 23:11:42 No.54829337 Report

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>>54827777
Checked
>>54827781
Sir, this is a CHRISTIAN board
>>54829312
>>54829322
>literally the edgiest pokémon
I fucking love this; stupid jokes like these are what makes this board worthwhile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 05:10:14 No.54831025 Report

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>>54827781
neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 05:13:02 No.54831033 Report

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>>54831025
Stay mad, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 05:20:47 No.54831064 Report

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>>54827112
Cute sisters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 05:40:55 No.54831135 Report

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>>54827112
>What's their goofy flaw?
they don't look like pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 10:40:33 No.54831952 Report

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>>54831033
neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 11:29:35 No.54832094 Report

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>>54827112
>What’s their goofy flaw
Ceruledge likes to do that cringe fetish you hate
Armarouge likes to watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 11:50:02 No.54832134 Report

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>>54827112
The stupid yellow armor for Amarouge, and for Ceruledge it's the stubby arms, as well as it's legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 12:05:26 No.54832163 Report

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>>54829251
Pure Soul, actually looks like a Pokemon now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2023 12:31:34 No.54832246 Report

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>>54827112
Their shinies are so minute a change you can't see it without being face to face

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