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>people complain about bipedal starters
>people complain about quadrupedal starters
there’s no satisfying you fuckers anyways, did you want samurott to be tripedal or be a legless snake instead?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:02:02 No.54916226 Report

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>>54916216
they'd complain if it was a snake too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:04:37 No.54916235 Report

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>>54916201
>Fuck where's the PC Box when I need it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:05:18 No.54916238 Report

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>>54916197
There are exactly 0 people who think a retarded looking clown otter with fursona hair is somehow badass looking but a samurai sea lion isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:05:45 No.54916241 Report

Quoted By: >>54916263

>>54916210
Ok, but that's worse. You do understand how that's worse, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:06:46 No.54916244 Report

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>>54916201
Better than Blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:09:48 No.54916263 Report

Quoted By: >>54917777

>>54916241
How is is worse? because it doesn't look like a pool floatie? because the helmet is pefectly sized instead of being oversized? because it has an actual tail instead of a cardboard piece slapped with flex tape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:12:05 No.54916282 Report

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>>54916207
>fanfic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:16:44 No.54916310 Report

Quoted By: >>54916322 >>54916346 >>54916408 >>54916412 >>54917091 >>54917772

I feel like I’m being gaslit with all the Samurott hate. It doesn’t feel natural

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:20:38 No.54916322 Report

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>>54916310
It's antibort agenda. Their only purpose is to tear down everything that their boogeymen (unovaborts) like, including Samurott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:23:14 No.54916329 Report

Quoted By: >>54917103

I see no issue with an otter evolving into a sea lion when the previous generation already made an otter line that just gets bigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:23:48 No.54916333 Report

Quoted By: >>54918538

From an evolutionary standpoint, wouldn't going from a biped to a quadruped be considered a downgrade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:26:01 No.54916346 Report

Quoted By: >>54916362

>>54916310
It's not, only /vp/ and furfag Dewott fuckers hate Samurott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:31:25 No.54916362 Report

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>>54916346
>Furries hate samurott
Does he know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:41:25 No.54916408 Report

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>>54916310
it's one obsessive spammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:42:27 No.54916412 Report

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>>54916310
i feel like i'm being gaslit seeing anyone defend shitmurott. but then i remembered borts literally love eating shit and would defend the fucking ice creams for their master James Turner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:18:12 No.54917084 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:21:14 No.54917091 Report

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>>54916310
I really hated Samurott as a kid, not because he was bipedal, but because they made him a seal instead of a Otter along with giving him floppy limbs. He doesn't look as badass as he's supposed to be. The Hisuian Form is a bit better though, not sure why, I just like it more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:23:17 No.54917099 Report

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>>54917091
Meant to say quadrupedal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:23:59 No.54917103 Report

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>>54916329
>The first otter mon gets a garbage evolution
>The second otter mon gets a garbage evolution
I bet anything the third otter mon will get this curse as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:24:21 No.54917106 Report

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>>54917091
He does look badass though, your mind is just rotted from all the anti-Samurott posts on /vp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:42:06 No.54917163 Report

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>>54917106
>He does look badass though
Expect he doesn't though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:44:46 No.54917179 Report

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>>54917163
>unovan samurott le bad
>hisuian samurott le good because... his beard is wavy
Why are you like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 03:46:48 No.54917189 Report

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>>54917179
>unovan samurott le bad
Correct
>hisuian samurott le good because... his beard is wavy
>Has a cooler helmet
>Better color scheme
>A serious face instead of a tryhard face
>Cooler swords
>Better posture
>Not a shitty monotype
Also correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 05:59:39 No.54917600 Report

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>>54916197
he DOESN'T look like a badass. Oshawaott and that fucker both suck. Samurot saved the line.
>>54916201
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 06:20:04 No.54917640 Report

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>>54916197
You faggots whine about Samurott every single day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:27:08 No.54917772 Report

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>>54916310
I can say it's genuinely sharty posting and anti gen-5 shit.

But I still unironically think it's the worst starter form in all the games, completely honestly.

It's in competition with Thwackey, by the way. That's how little I like it. I really think it looks like it wants to be put out of its misery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:29:10 No.54917777 Report

Quoted By: >>54917786

>>54916263
That thing has sausage fingers and dog feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:29:30 No.54917778 Report

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>>54916216
>4 legged pig stands up
>2 legged otter gets on all fours
>the stupid leaf becomes a quadruple amputee
Here's a strange idea, maybe they should just finish the way they started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:31:59 No.54917781 Report

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>>54917778
>pokemon shouldn't actually evolve, they should just stay the same but be bigger and spiky-er.
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:37:17 No.54917786 Report

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>>54917777
Oh the horrors [Sarcasm]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:39:11 No.54917790 Report

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>>54916216
I'm pretty sure people mostly seethe when a biped evolves into a quadruped. If the whole line stuck to one mode there wouldn't be this much whining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:49:53 No.54917806 Report

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>>54917778
changing the number of limbs is a common aspect of evolution. You don't want them to evolve, just grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:50:55 No.54917809 Report

Quoted By: >>54917844

>>54916210
furry shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:51:30 No.54917810 Report

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>>54916201
Samurott should get lightning rod.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 07:55:46 No.54917813 Report

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>>54916197

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 08:01:12 No.54917823 Report

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>>54917813
Hold on he’s cookin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 08:17:43 No.54917844 Report

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>>54917809
>[BUZZWORD] shit
Here's your (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 08:29:34 No.54917865 Report

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>>54916201
It looks like it's struggling to stand upright

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 08:29:51 No.54917866 Report

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Bidepalbros, do NOT open this image...

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 13:28:40 No.54918477 Report

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>>54917778
>the stupid leaf becomes a quadruple amputee
>the snake pokemon evolving into a snake is bad
Holy shit imagine being this retarded. Is this truly the average anti-unova poster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 13:32:01 No.54918486 Report

Quoted By: >>54918539

>>54917106
>He does look badass though
looool it's the most retarded looking pile of shit starter in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 13:43:18 No.54918513 Report

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>>54918477
and people wonder why we're always so defensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 13:54:39 No.54918531 Report

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>>54917810
Either that or intimidate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 13:56:51 No.54918538 Report

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>>54916333
>Human evolution is the only evolution
Get back to biology class

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2023 13:58:12 No.54918539 Report

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>>54918486
...but enough about Quaquaval

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