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Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:23:59 No.55210530 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55210553 >>55210615 >>55211018 >>55211237 >>55211491 >>55211526 >>55211761 >>55211828 >>55213635

>retarded evolution
>slowest hitmon
>shit stat spread
why is he so bad? what were they thinking?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:26:07 No.55210541 Report

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you don't know anything about anything. hitmontop is the greatest. and what are you? a bitch. so maybe shut the fuck up for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:27:37 No.55210553 Report

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>>55210530
>Jackie Chan
>Bruce Lee

>Carrot Top
WTF were the localizers thinking with this shit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:35:22 No.55210601 Report

Quoted By: >>55211073 >>55211787

>>retarded evolution
the one that balances on its head requires balanced attack and defense, that's the exact opposite of retarded
>>slowest hitmon
with the highest defense
>>shit stat spread
not really,

>>55210553
yeah that was dumb could have chooseen anyone from here to keep the theme https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Hong_Kong_martial_artists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:37:40 No.55210615 Report

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>>55210530
they should've made him the fast one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:37:41 No.55210616 Report

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Literally the only good Hitmon.

Why don't they make more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:38:31 No.55210624 Report

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>>55210553
no one gives a shit about capoeira so they just named it after a spinning top

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Jan 2024 23:46:03 No.55210670 Report

Quoted By: >>55211202 >>55211787

>>55210553
I willing to bet the localizers had never heard of capoeira. There are the same people that named a fucking boxer Pokemon after Jackie Chan, they're not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 00:47:28 No.55211018 Report

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>>55210530
>Shows you his haity chest while flipping on his head
You'll never get on his level

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 00:55:22 No.55211073 Report

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>>55210601
Hitmonip would have been gigabased. Im just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 01:23:49 No.55211190 Report

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>>55210553
I thought he was Richard Simmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 01:25:27 No.55211202 Report

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>>55210670
Hitmontyson doesn't fit and Hitmonmike sounds dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 01:31:17 No.55211237 Report

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>>55210530
And yet, against all fucking odds and little haters like you, Hitmontop is the only Hitmon that saw any kind of usage in VGC due to combination of arguably best ability in that format (Intimidate) and wide choice of support moves.
Learn to play this fucking game before making useless threads you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:02:13 No.55211375 Report

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>>55211202
Hitmonhammad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:05:31 No.55211387 Report

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>>55211073
What Urshifu should've been instead of Ryu from Street Fighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:18:11 No.55211439 Report

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>>55211387
What could have been...

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:30:24 No.55211491 Report

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>>55210530
>why is he so bad? what were they thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:35:22 No.55211513 Report

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You mean one of the best? Love this ball.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:38:31 No.55211526 Report

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>>55210530
Poor uneducated OP

>>55211491
Bingo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 02:48:47 No.55211551 Report

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I hate the evolution method so much purely based on who gets what evolution method
>Hitmonlee has highest Atk and lowest Def of the hitmons
>Evolves with higher Atk than Def
perfectly fine
>Hitmontop has highest Def and lowest Atk of the hitmons
>Evolves when both are equal
ok fine it makes so sense since the stats are actually equal and it also gets Technician and Intimidate too
>Hitmonchan has middle road in both areas
>Evolves with higher Def than Atk
What the fuck is this shit? Why? It doesn't even have an ability to help it tank hits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:36:46 No.55211727 Report

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Viability-wise, Hitmontop needs to be the best HItmon. It's the most versatile, while the other two are one-trick ponies.

Also helps that it has the best abilities out of the trio, Intimidate and Technician are both top-tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:40:20 No.55211734 Report

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>>55211491
>>55211526
>>55211237
literally nobody cares about competitive hitmoncucktopcucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:47:00 No.55211753 Report

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>>55211734
2/3 of OP’s complaints are based on the premise that competitive matters and those anons BTFO out of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:48:18 No.55211761 Report

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>>55210530
it literally won a world championship and was the only good intimidate + fake out user back in BW

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:50:40 No.55211775 Report

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>>55211761
gamefreak made inshiteroar because they feared hitmontop's power

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:54:52 No.55211787 Report

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>>55210553
>>55210601
>>55210624
>>55210670
>>55211202
>>55211375
Hey Mon, he be the Hitmon as he be the Mon that Hits other Mons while spinning like a Top, heiz name isn't Montop for nothing, just look at he Dreads they so cool, Ya Mon!

I'm pretty sure Capoeira were known in Japan as they popup often in Fighting Games, this is a small list to name a few out of the many they do have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:57:18 No.55211799 Report

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>>55211734
> OP yaps about stats like a damn retard.
> "UGHHH IT'S NOT ABOUT COMPETITIVE"

Kill yourself, reincarnate and kill yourself again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:59:18 No.55211808 Report

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>>55211202
I call mine Hitmonson and it sounds dope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 03:59:55 No.55211810 Report

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>>55211190
Richard has a fro, though

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 04:03:06 No.55211828 Report

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>>55210530
>intimidate
>fake out
>wide guard
>coaching
>mach punch
>close combat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 04:04:49 No.55211838 Report

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>>55211734
>slowest hitmon
>shit stat spread
>literally nobody cares about competitive hitmoncucktopcucks
are you some retarded pve purist or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2024 05:15:29 No.55212161 Report

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>>55211734
>guy wins 10 grand by playing pokemon
>used Hitmontop amongst uber legendaries with special snowflake mega evolutions
>n-nobody cares

Nova

Nova Tue 09 Jan 2024 14:17:45 No.55213635 Report

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>>55210530
I can tell this is bait, because this was one of the best fighting types in competitive for a long time, and it still is very solid.

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