I saw my son drawing Zangoose and Seviper today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Drizzile or Slurpuff. He told me that GameFreak has been deliberately Poison-typing the Pokemon franchise with terrible designs like those, because Masuda is still bitter that his magnum opus, Pokemon Black and White, didn't receive the universal appeal he was hoping it would and now he wants to destroy Pokemon out of spite. I could not even respond to him this time, I am speechless. What would you have said to my son?