Oh /vg/ I understand your frustrations, debates and this conundrum! But sit down, relax and focus on my pendulum....

Pokemon can shrink
Ghost pokemon aren't actual ghost
Gengar never had levitate
Any pokemon with a move removed from their movepool was just your mind playing tricks with your memories.
James turner was here and with us earlier than you have thought
Arceus is not a god
Charizard is not a shillmon
Slyveon is a trangender icon
Pokemon regions were always linear
The national dex was cut for good reasons and for the animations of the highest of quality
Palworld uses AI and threatens the lively hood of our super rich company gamefreak, purge anyone who dare supports it.
Greninja LOST and is not as popular as you think
Blue's Raticate did not die.
There is no official pokemon timeline
Mew and Ditto were never related
Yawnfag killed himself a long time ago
Gigantamax, Z-Moves and Terastallization are not inferior disposable battle gimmicks or rip offs of Megas
UNOVA is not getting a remake
You WILL support our soft ransomware, pokemon home.
You WILL buy the other half of your 60 dollar game via DLC each and every installment
You WILL buy our new games regardless of how much you complain about their many shortcomings like a good consumer.
"Nu-Pokemon" Does not exist
You buy Gen 10!
You will not question Masuda-san
You will never leave Pokemon!