I saw my son drawing Zangoose today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Chandelure or Scrafty. He told me that Masuda must be a crippling alcoholic, because only someone with that amount of brainrot could approve of such horrid designs! I told him that he needed to touch grass-type, that way he wouldn't be so mean spirited. He asked if r/Pokemon told me to say that! What do I do with my son?