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I want to die and live in pokémon

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:06:31 No.55442505 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>55442544 >>55442547 >>55442721 >>55442756 >>55444303 >>55444811 >>55445872

I want to always be 17 and beautiful enough to deserve a beautiful 16-year-old girlfriend and have adventures in the pokémon world. Life on earth bores me and I hope that heaven exists and that god will accept to make my dream come true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:07:48 No.55442513 Report

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Circle jerk thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:08:13 No.55442515 Report

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You will die and become worm food before Pokemon is ever good, spastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:13:33 No.55442544 Report

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>>55442505
I also vowed to myself that if God gave me a choice in my afterlife age appearance, I would choose 15. I dunno about that anymore, I look pretty good with a beard. Maybe 20.

But as autistic as this thread is, I understand how you feel OP. I also want to live in the Pokemon world. It would be nice to travel through the world and its wilderness, relatively carefree as long as I have my trusty Pokemon partners with me. A slightly older girl or human-loving Pokemon to travel with would be nice, but I'm not picky.

But I get it man. I really do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:14:03 No.55442547 Report

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>>55442505
Give Ai 20 years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:19:55 No.55442575 Report

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let us synchronize as 1 and all tie the rope around our necks and kik the chair at the same time to collectively manifest it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:45:53 No.55442721 Report

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>>55442505
Why do you want to die first? Why not just simply be ideal anime you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:50:48 No.55442738 Report

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>>55442721
My brain is dead going to heaven is the only way to find my soul

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:52:59 No.55442746 Report

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>The monkey's finger curls
>Your dream comes true
>You get stuck in Un*va for eternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Feb 2024 23:54:52 No.55442756 Report

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>>55442505
I want to die and stay dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 01:02:23 No.55443062 Report

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I've always felt that I couldn't be happy in the real world. I was supposed to be born in pokémon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 04:51:01 No.55444114 Report

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DO IT THEN TROON

GRAB THICK ROPE AND END IT

YOUR MOM WILL THANK YOU SKANK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 04:52:44 No.55444120 Report

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>>55444114
Kill yourself voretranny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 04:53:57 No.55444126 Report

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>>55444120
YOU FIRST AND NEED TO CYNTHIASIMPS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 05:32:40 No.55444303 Report

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>>55442505
RECORD IT, FAGGOT
AND DON’T USE A .22

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 07:41:56 No.55444811 Report

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>>55442505
Pokemon world is a fucking hellscape tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 07:42:57 No.55444815 Report

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>>55443062
Pokemon world is our world bro
gen I and II were pretty on about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 08:13:38 No.55444885 Report

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>he wants to be human

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 09:55:54 No.55445103 Report

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>>55444811
It was paradise even in gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:07:10 No.55445131 Report

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>>55445103
>with Team Rocket running a mock stealing and killing pokemon, selling drugs, and Giovanni looking to becoming an Elite 4 member and controlling all of Kanto
sure bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:13:03 No.55445142 Report

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>>55445131
it'd be cool and interesting to take them on yourself though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:21:41 No.55445159 Report

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>>55445142
you will probably be a random NPC in the Pokemon world tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:24:40 No.55445166 Report

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>>55445159
How do you even end up as an NPC though, Just what degree of free will would I have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:27:58 No.55445175 Report

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>>55445166
failed trainers
everyone starts their journey at 10 but most end up as a trainer class and never progress past that

for example bug catchers are kids who never progressed from catching bug types etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:28:30 No.55445177 Report

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>>55445166
If you’re a NPC in this world you’ll be a NPC in the next, and so on until you break out of your NPC status
If you follow trends and only have popular opinions you’re a NPC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:33:07 No.55445188 Report

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>>55445177
I live under a rock and don't care that much for trendy things so I guess I wouldn't be an npc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 10:33:51 No.55445192 Report

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>>55445188
at best you'll get yourself killed
the Pokemon world is a brutal place... read the manga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 13:11:01 No.55445536 Report

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17 to 21 are the best ages to be, I will never feel as comfortable with my age as I was during those years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 13:18:55 No.55445565 Report

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same but without the "and live in pokémon" part

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 13:19:54 No.55445571 Report

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WE ALL LIVE
IN A POKÉMON WORLD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 13:41:00 No.55445621 Report

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>>55442746
>OP just wants Pokemon to be real
>Some genwarring faggot has to bring up regions, when, if it were real, we'd be able to travel wherever the fuck we wanted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Feb 2024 15:17:15 No.55445872 Report

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>>55442505
Take 12 benadryl and it will become real.

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