I saw my son drawing Zangoose and Seviper today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Meowscarada or Aurorus. He told me that the US never nuked Japan, but if they did, they should have nuked Masuda's grandparents 6 million times! I asked why we would want such a horrible thing to happen. He told me that the fire-type devastation of nuclear weaponry is the only thing that could have said us from the horrors of modern Pokemon. What should I do?