IF you had to make an Eevee Supremacy game where the trainer turns Eevee and all its Eeevolutions into Mewtwo tier Pokemon who will eventually go populate Mars(but must first take control of Earth and you must become a villain protagonist first to go make enough money to become Elon Musk to go to Mars) then how would you write it?
I'd personally add dating Sylveon
>>55593501 and maybe Glaceon as my top picks.
I'd also make it so Eevee does all the right decisions cause fuck you and fuck your agency we all know you suck at dating, both you femanon and maleanon. >:( I'd make it so the main character gains self awareness and berates the player over what a dumb piece of shit he is before correcting you like a big brother slapping your hand, grabbing the controller and showing you how it's done on this part.
I mean c'mon you did very good at some parts, but this part... you just suck at this part, let big bro/big sis show you how it's done.
