>>55631797>on screen, a man rides a bicycle backwards and does a flip off a ramp"Woah woah woah, why are you pulling me into your bragging? I didn't say shit."
>"Because you don't believe me. I'll have you know that, as a member of the regal Serperior line, I can sense disrespect!">roll your eyes>bad idea, room is spinning a bit more now>go for the safe option and pet her head"That being utter nonsense aside, it ain't disrespect to say you couldn't KO Groudon and it ain't disrespect to say I'm way too big for you."
>"I could, too... And that ain't what you think in your fantasies, you big fucking perv. I've seen your faves gallery.""And why were you looking, little perv?"
>she hisses and squirms out of your grip>and promptly falls flat on her front"Already practicing getting around without legs, I see."
>another hiss and a rare string of "Snivy"s>shit, she IS drunk>"In that case, it ain't disrespect to say YOU'RE never fucking a girl without paying her. Just objective facts, yeah?">it's a pretty basic insult, but the beer doesn't see it that way>plus, you're already fired up"Okay, that does it. I'm going to prove me right, and then I'll prove you wrong. Let's bet on it."
>a commercial blares, threatening to interrupt your stupid little moment>Snivy smacks the mute button with a vine>in only six tries>anyway"You try your silly little Serperior fantasy on me, and once you get stuck, you're mine for a week. Anything, anytime."
>time to be the pinnacle of comedy"And don't worry, I'll make sure you get to swallow PLENTY of me."
>>a lot of your audience wanders away>from boredom or disgust>still, there's people listening and you're in the groove>so your story continues>>she smiles in a way that would give a sober man pause>"And when - not if - I've got you tucked away more completely than that fucking sword-swallower and his blade, I've got YOU for a week. Every command, obeyed without fail.""Deal."
>"Deal, sucker.">>55632212:)
