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>>55643224
Shed’s a jobmon because she’s a big fat fucking obese ugly fatass wearing human’s clothing and is named after one of the most evil men in history

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2024 21:56:35 No.55643272 Report

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>>55643242
How'd you know Barry nicknamed his Empoleon Hitler?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2024 23:58:25 No.55643745 Report

Quoted By: >>55643746

>>55643224
only complete schizos think empoleon is a job mon. Emperor penguin is not a job. It's a penguin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Mar 2024 23:59:30 No.55643746 Report

Quoted By: >>55643755

>>55643745
only complete schizos think inteleon is a job mon. Basilisk lizard is not a job. It's a lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:00:01 No.55643750 Report

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>>55643224
You missed SM season where Kukui’s got one tapped by a 4x resist at the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:01:23 No.55643755 Report

Quoted By: >>55643774

>>55643746
What is Empoleon's job? Inteleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on a spy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:01:30 No.55643756 Report

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>>55643224
Go back to /pw/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:02:15 No.55643761 Report

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Jobmon and jobber are two separate shits.

A jobber would be a Pokemon that only appears to be defeated without doing anything significant like team support or dealing any actual damage (Ash's Torterra).

A jobmon would be a Pokemon that may as well have an actual job (Cinderace).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:03:11 No.55643766 Report

Quoted By: >>55643779 >>55643780 >>55643783 >>55643791

>being an emperor isn’t a job because….it just isn’t ok!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:04:48 No.55643774 Report

Quoted By: >>55643779 >>55643796 >>55643906 >>55647667

>>55643755
What is Inteleon's job? Empoleon is designed to be and has a moveset based on napoleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:05:50 No.55643779 Report

Quoted By: >>55643784 >>55643801 >>55643811

>>55643766
>>55643774
He does literally nothing relating to being an emperor
It's just a metal penguin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:05:52 No.55643780 Report

Quoted By: >>55643801

>>55643766
>anon doesn't know the difference between an emperor penguin and an emperor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:06:39 No.55643783 Report

Quoted By: >>55643801 >>55644383

>>55643766
Is this a jobmon to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:06:53 No.55643784 Report

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>>55643779
He does literally nothing relating to being a spy
It's just a water lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:07:46 No.55643787 Report

Quoted By: >>55643797 >>55643819

>>55643784
>shoots water bullets from his finger gun
>has a water sniper rifle
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:08:05 No.55643791 Report

Quoted By: >>55643801

>>55643766
>nidoking is a jobmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:08:45 No.55643796 Report

Quoted By: >>55643806

>>55643774
Nice try Galarvae but Empoleon doesn't have job moves unlike inceleon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:09:07 No.55643797 Report

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>>55643787
>>shoots water bullets from his finger gun
nope it just shoots water out of its body like any other water pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:09:50 No.55643801 Report

Quoted By: >>55643822 >>55643823

>>55643779 >>55643780 >>55643783 >>55643791
Empoleon if she wasn't an overdesigned jobmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:09:56 No.55643803 Report

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>>55643797
>resorts to rejecting reality
It's over, I win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:10:14 No.55643806 Report

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>>55643796
It learns swagger and swords dance by level up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:10:59 No.55643811 Report

Quoted By: >>55643816

>>55643779
>nothing relating to being an emperor
Holy copium

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:12:08 No.55643816 Report

Quoted By: >>55647706

>>55643811
What empire does he rule? Where is his throne?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:12:34 No.55643819 Report

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>>55643787
>shoots water bullets from his finger gun
All water type can shoot water from their body does that mean every water type is a jobmon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:13:01 No.55643822 Report

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>>55643801
It's about time someone starts fixing these diaper designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:13:12 No.55643823 Report

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>>55643801
Gen 1 wasn't without jobmons, Machop line, Abra line, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan and Farfetch'd are all jobmons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:13:24 No.55643824 Report

Quoted By: >>55643830

>>55643819
Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle to shoot with

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:14:22 No.55643828 Report

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>>55643822
What's with your diaper obsession?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:14:39 No.55643830 Report

Quoted By: >>55643834 >>55643838

>>55643824
>Not every water type manifests a sniper rifle
Neither does inteleon that's just water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:15:26 No.55643834 Report

Quoted By: >>55643840 >>55643911

>>55643830
keep coping and seething

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:16:07 No.55643838 Report

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>>55643830
It's still a gun you idiot. You're in denial and everyone sees right through it. Stop the cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:16:42 No.55643840 Report

Quoted By: >>55643846 >>55643854

>>55643834
Where's the sniper rifle? inteleon is just holding water in it's hand s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:17:08 No.55643842 Report

Quoted By: >>55643847 >>55643850 >>55643854 >>55643879 >>55644880

>>55643823
Jobmons in gen 1
>Machop line, Abra line, Jynx, Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan

Jobmons in gen 4
>Empoleon, Infernape, Rhyperior, Mismagius, Lickilicky, Honchkrow, Vespiquen, Kricketune, Dusknoir

Gen 1 has a 50% bigger dex mind you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:17:44 No.55643844 Report

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>>55643838
>It's still a gun you idiot.
No that's just water idiot even in the one you just posted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:17:56 No.55643846 Report

Quoted By: >>55643851

>>55643840
Where's the argument? you're just posting cope in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:17:58 No.55643847 Report

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>>55643842
You forgot dugtrio

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:18:44 No.55643850 Report

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>>55643842
Also forgot Ambipom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:18:45 No.55643851 Report

Quoted By: >>55643867

>>55643846
>Where's the argument?
Where's the sniper rifle? i only see water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:19:02 No.55643854 Report

Quoted By: >>55643865 >>55643888

>>55643842
>condensing entire lines
>>55643840
>holding water
And that water is taking what form? You can do it anon. We're all waiting patiently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:19:09 No.55643856 Report

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There is official media of Inteleon being a spy in the anime.
There is no official media of Empoleon ruling a kingdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:19:24 No.55643857 Report

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>>55643806
in what world do these correlate to an emperor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:20:06 No.55643865 Report

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>>55643854
>And that water is taking what form?
Definitely not a sniper rifle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:20:18 No.55643867 Report

Quoted By: >>55643872 >>55643888 >>55643896

>>55643851
It's sniper rifle made of water
This is like saying pic related isn't a sniper rifle but metal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:21:29 No.55643872 Report

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>>55643867
They look nothing alike even in comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:22:02 No.55643874 Report

Quoted By: >>55643896

Just define sniper rifle if you guys are so confident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:22:39 No.55643879 Report

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>>55643842
what job could you possibly think Infernape has? Monkey wearing armour?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:23:36 No.55643884 Report

Quoted By: >>55643896

>>55643865
He's literally holding a water-energy-based sniper rifle and sniping with it. The move is called snipe shot you retard. He's perched up on a tower LIKE A SNIPER and SNIPES with it while holding it LIKE A SNIPER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:23:50 No.55643888 Report

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>>55643867
>>55643854
>>55643838
Why are you guys arguing with a troll? If he wants to roleplay as a brainless idiot, let him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:25:13 No.55643896 Report

Quoted By: >>55643910

>>55643867
>>55643874
>>55643884
How does this even look like a rifle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:27:30 No.55643906 Report

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>>55643774
Are you fucking serious, Inceleon's literal signature move is Snipe Shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:28:32 No.55643910 Report

Quoted By: >>55643918

>>55643896
Because it's the same general shape and is used the exact same way ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:28:32 No.55643911 Report

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>>55643834
>>55643838
This thing is so cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:29:22 No.55643914 Report

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/vp/ really is the easiest board to bait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:30:20 No.55643918 Report

Quoted By: >>55643967

>>55643910
>Because it's the same general shape
But they don't?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:31:49 No.55643927 Report

Quoted By: >>55643934 >>55643945 >>55643952 >>55643954 >>55643957 >>55643994 >>55643998 >>55646041

>inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle
>But this one is never called a jobmon for having literal weapons
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:32:02 No.55643929 Report

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>>55643242
what did shedinja ever do to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:32:59 No.55643934 Report

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>>55643927
Hypocrisy runs this fanbase

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:34:53 No.55643945 Report

Quoted By: >>55644222

>>55643927
>job: fat turtle with guns
I would be so good at that job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:36:38 No.55643952 Report

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>>55643927
Genwunners, thats the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:37:23 No.55643954 Report

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>>55643927
Gen 1 defense, just like how no one ever talks shit about the Hitmons, especially Hitmonchan who's literally a boxer in a skirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:38:27 No.55643957 Report

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>>55643927
Harder to bait gen 1 chads. We all know it's full of jobmons and don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:39:48 No.55643967 Report

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>>55643918
Yes, that's the same general shape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:41:06 No.55643982 Report

Quoted By: >>55643992

how many times is she gonna samefag her blastoise post? it won't stop your fatass jobmon penguin from going to work as an emperor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:42:29 No.55643992 Report

Quoted By: >>55644008 >>55644009

>>55643982
>she's falseflagging as someone else to make herself look pitiable in order to further validate her blastoise post
Removing poster counts was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:42:42 No.55643994 Report

Quoted By: >>55644022

>>55643927
Kaiju and military vehicles aren't jobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:43:34 No.55643998 Report

Quoted By: >>55644022

>>55643927
Being a tank isn't a job, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:45:57 No.55644008 Report

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>>55643992
you need at least 3 pieces of human clothing to be considered a jobmon. blastoise only has her pvc pipes, it's not enough compared to empoleon's collar, triden, and waistcoat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:46:08 No.55644009 Report

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>>55643992
>can expertly tell who's who and if someone is falseflagging
>still cries about the poster count removal
Remember when it was called samefagging?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:47:20 No.55644012 Report

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>>55643838
I hate this ugly mon so much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:49:25 No.55644019 Report

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>>55643242
>Shed's
When did Empoleon become a farmer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:50:02 No.55644022 Report

Quoted By: >>55644229

>>55643994
>>55643998
>Having weirdly shaped water that uses as a weapon makes you a jobmon but having literal weapons doesn't
Hypocrisy at it's finest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 00:50:40 No.55644028 Report

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there's a reason why piplup doesn't evolve in the anime. no one wants to see that fat fucking jobmon abomination napoleon cosplayer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 01:56:48 No.55644222 Report

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>>55643945
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 01:58:03 No.55644229 Report

Quoted By: >>55644273 >>55644362 >>55644370 >>55644673 >>55644698 >>55644813

>>55644022
no the pokedex description makes one a jobmon and the other one not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 02:07:31 No.55644273 Report

Quoted By: >>55644362

>>55644229
>Secret Agent Pokemon
I hate this piece of shit even more now, it's the Jobmon of all Jobmons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 02:32:50 No.55644362 Report

Quoted By: >>55644380 >>55644444

>>55644229
>>55644273
This has to be the dumbest reason to dislike a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 02:34:24 No.55644370 Report

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>>55644229
>Secret agent pokemon
>Is never potrayed as a secret agent
Good bait anon you got me actually replying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 02:35:54 No.55644380 Report

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>>55644362
>This has to be the dumbest reason to dislike a Pokemon.
You were expecting an inteleon hater to be smart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 02:36:16 No.55644383 Report

Quoted By: >>55646064

>>55643783
His job is to make white trainers fragile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 02:49:06 No.55644444 Report

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>>55644362
I don't dislike Inteleon, I'm arguing with the morons in the thread who think it isn't a jobmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 03:46:55 No.55644673 Report

Quoted By: >>55644706 >>55644774

>>55644229
Inceleon is shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 03:52:05 No.55644698 Report

Quoted By: >>55644759 >>55647650

>>55644229
So, Empoleon a jobmon, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 03:52:32 No.55644702 Report

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Jobmons aren't automatically bad for me, an emperor penguin is alright and make sense, but a football player rabbit? gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 03:54:30 No.55644706 Report

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>>55644673
/thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 04:09:16 No.55644759 Report

Quoted By: >>55645267

>>55644698
Yes.
Now kneel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 04:15:11 No.55644774 Report

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>>55644673
>Incel
But enough about you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 04:24:52 No.55644813 Report

Quoted By: >>55644822

>>55644229
Fucking kek, what a dumb pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 04:27:21 No.55644822 Report

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>>55644813
How is that dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 04:39:45 No.55644849 Report

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Do you ever realize that some people here hate Pokemon designs just because they look too Japanese in sensibilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 04:49:06 No.55644880 Report

Quoted By: >>55646905

>>55643842
>Vespiquen
>Dusknoir
I don't think bee and weird ghost thing are jobs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 05:40:08 No.55644997 Report

Quoted By: >>55645094

>inteleon being called a jobmon just because the water slightly kinda resembles a rifle
>But this one is never called a jobmon for wearing literal ufc shit
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 05:46:47 No.55645015 Report

Quoted By:

>>55643838
I never noticed this, lol it looks dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 05:47:47 No.55645018 Report

Quoted By:

>>55643838
in what world is that a rifle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 06:14:57 No.55645094 Report

Quoted By:

>>55644997
Its so obvious it hardly needs pointing out. Like Mr Mime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 07:22:51 No.55645267 Report

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>>55644759
breeding hips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 12:19:56 No.55646041 Report

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>>55643927
It's an objectmon. Get your terminology right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 12:30:57 No.55646064 Report

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>>55644383
with his cock up their ass!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 16:54:36 No.55646870 Report

Quoted By: >>55646882

>>55643224
Empoleon works because it looks like a fucking penguin and not a man in a penguin suit. That's the only thing you need to consider. It's why even a design as busy and overworked as Skeledirge still gets a pass from people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 16:58:39 No.55646882 Report

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>>55646870
Empoleon looks big enough to actually be a mascot costume unlike some other mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 17:03:05 No.55646897 Report

Quoted By: >>55646916

If Piplup line was made now the final evo would just be a girly ballerina with tits like the girl penguin from happy feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 17:04:31 No.55646905 Report

Quoted By: >>55647014

>>55644880
>queen isnt a job

>grimreaper isnt a job

meds&BBC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 17:07:14 No.55646916 Report

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>>55646897
>If Piplup line was made now the final evo would just be a girly ballerina with tits
>Now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 17:26:50 No.55647014 Report

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>>55646905
>>queen isnt a job
do you know what a queen bee is
>>grimreaper isnt a job
where do you go to apply to get a job as the grim reaper?
>BBC
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 17:29:46 No.55647023 Report

Quoted By:

>>55643838
Its a spear gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 20:21:44 No.55647650 Report

Quoted By:

>>55644698
Emperor penguin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 20:28:09 No.55647667 Report

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>>55643774
Napoleon is a job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 20:39:25 No.55647706 Report

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>>55643816
The holy empire of Sinnoh, and obviously its throne is the Spear Pillar.

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