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Once upon a time, there was a man named John who prided himself on his Pokemon battling skills. He had been training and battling for years, honing his strategies and perfecting his team. One day, he came across a fellow trainer named rectangularbrain, who claimed to be a master battler himself.
Rectangularbrain insisted that watching the BBC had improved his battling skills and that he had a foolproof strategy that involved using Zangoose. John could not believe what he was hearing. Zangoose was known to be a mediocre Pokemon at best, and John was taken aback by rectangularbrain's audacity in suggesting such a ludicrous Pokemon.
John decided to challenge rectangularbrain to a battle to put his skills to the test. As soon as the battle began, John's superior tactics and carefully selected team immediately began to dominate the field. Rectangularbrain's Zangoose was quickly defeated, and John emerged victorious without breaking a sweat.
After the battle, John couldn't help but mock rectangularbrain for his poor choice of Pokemon and his reliance on the BBC for battling strategies. "You really thought Zangoose would stand a chance against me?" John laughed, utterly BTFOing rectangularbrain in front of all the onlookers.
From that day on, rectangularbrain learned his lesson and never dared to suggest using Zangoose again. John had proven his superiority in battle and solidified his reputation as a true Pokemon master. And as for rectangularbrain, he learned the hard way that watching the BBC is no substitute for true skill and strategy in the world of Pokemon battles.
