What makes me a Good Jobmon?
>Tosses Present
"If I were a bad Jobmon, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"
>Cuts to showing that Delibird is just a cute and garbage penguin
"One time crossing legs, one wayward hint of female charm, one slip of a humanoif design... and Cum-blooie!"
>Cuts to every other jobmon with a vague humanoid design getting railed in the ass as Delibird chugs eggnog
"I got a basic animal design. I'm Santa Penguin with a fucked up bag for a tail. The only time porn is drawn of me is because I'm the weird pick. You'll get 50 more of Lopunny dressed as Santa then any attempts at the true likness of me"
>Delibird uses Present, You recovered HP
So, T'all you shite trannies, so fucking horny, prancin' aboot with your pants full of testacles. Come and draw me with a basic ass female. I'm a fucking Santa Penguin with a non-humanoid body
>Uses Present, Gets a crit against your Lopunny
