>>56499174>>56497212>Let me break it down for you Kirlia. Your mother and I have a relationship thats all about a master / slave dynamic.When I said "she was like a pet to me", I meant that in the most literal possible way. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it was because we were getting a Zigzagoon? That was a lie, son.
Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around Petalburg Woods. She's soaking wet, of course. I can't explain why, the whole thing was her idea.
She'll piss on trees, nibble grass, sleep on newspapers, chew up Pokédolls... She once took a full sized, LVL. 37, SHIT, on my running shoes. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, and love her for it.
But I'm not bringing that energy back to the Pokémon League with me. Frankley? She scares me sometimes. I don't know what molested her, or how they did it, but there is some Dark-type juju in that Pokémon's head.
And I don't know if i'm strong enough to fuck it out of her.
