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>Be you, early 20's, attending a Tool concert
>Meet this drunk rocker chick
>She smells something fierce but has an intense lewd swagger to her
>She 'borrows' $30 bucks from you for more beer
>She hangs off of you the entire concert
>Tells you she will pay you back later
>She holds your hand as she walks you to your apartment
>She informs you that you better be ready
>She pulls you down on the bed
>getbusycoomingorgetbusydying
>Suddenly she grabs your face and leans close
>Wraps her legs around your waist
>You can feel her warm, booze-laiden breath inches from your ear
>She whispers 'Cum for me baby boy. Get mommy pregnant' as she rides you
>You are frozen in complete shock
>Jizz the biggest load of your entire life
>You pass out. When you wake up she is gone
>You never see her again
>You are no longer attracted to girls your own age
>Shiroi has given you a drunk mommy fetish and ruined your life
>You hate Tool
