>>71806881Clearly you never had a girlfriend before. Let me educate you.
>they lubricate, they're ready all the timeFalse. They are not "ready all the time". Vaginas need to get wet first and the amount of lube they produce is pathetic. You either need to but lube or have a long foreplay before it. Not that different from just lubbing up your asshole. I'm not even gonna talk about periods.
>they enjoy itThey enjoy clitoris stimulation, not the vaginal one. Vaginal penetration does produces some clitoris stimulation though. There are a lot of women who cant cum from vaginal penetration alone and some that cant cum at all and its well documented. Males, however, have a G-spot in their ass, all of them. They are guaranteed not only to enjoy it but also cum from it with enough stimulation.
>they don't get inflamed and infected so easily, they don't get hemorrhoidsLOL + LMAO. Women require CONSTANT gynecologist visits even if they are not using it. It gets infected quite easily too and is a lot more delicate. It requires a lot more maintenance.
>hey have a better texture and they grip for more than half an inchThey are also much looser and less tighter UNLESS you do kegels. Women have to go to the gym constantly to even compete with what a butthole can do by default. And guess what, you can train your butt too.
>they aren't full of poop and parasitesThey are full of menstrual blood, piss, yeast and infections.
> they don't have a chance of shitting themselves and don't need drugs or fastingThey piss themselves much more frequently than gays shitting themselves. They also need to be in the "mood". Same with diapers, they wear mini-version of it called "tampons" instead.
>they don't stop working past age 25They get destroyed after one birth unless you do Kegels (which, to be honest, most women do) and most women age poorer than men.
In conclusion, vaginas are a lot of trouble: they require a lot of maintenance, they need to be prepped first, they are susceptible to infections and sexual diseases, they require frequent doctor visits, women need to work out them to not be loose and they have periods. Not to mention they also are gross looking (especially bacon ones) and are VERY close to piss and shitholes which can excrete during sex. And after all of this woman isnt even guaranteed to like it.
Buttholes are much more convenient.
