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>Spoke for nearly 10 minutes in his debut about a fucking plastic ball
>Is not a vampire
>The tiny useless hats the idols wear in Love Live tickles his brain
>Once built a PC completely naked in his kitchen
>Read all 4 Twilight books just so he can say it's shit
>One of his long term career plans is to ratio the fuck out of Magni
>His request for a million subs is to destroy Yagoo at golf
>Insults his pepper plants because it makes it spicier
>Infamously nicks the underwear of dead zombies. Ollie beware
>Would watch any anime with a tournament arc
>Is so old he farts dust
>Ransacks dumpsters in the hopes of finding scrapped PCs
>Finished Knights of the Old Republic in a single sitting
>While you were out having premarital sex he studied the blade
>Loves garlic so much he'd put that infamous asian fleshtuber to shame.
>Near encyclopedic knowledge of tea
>Wanted to call his fans "Bookkeepers" until someone randomly chatted "Vesfriends" leading to one of the best fandom names ever
>Once ordered Axel to solo the witch in L4D2, the witch aggroed him instead
>Not a vampire
>Is consistently the last in L4D2 in zombie kills.
>Went through the gauntlet of a 10 - set hotsauce for his monetization stream, and had the balls to take the Last Dab (for reference, the Last Dab has higher SHU than the previous 9 sauces COMBINED). Come the time of the post-stream collab his mouth was burning so much he spent a good 10 minutes just chugging milk and staying silent. God knows what happened to his ass after.
>His hotsauce stream garnered more than 1k supas and earned around the ballpark of 16k freedom dollars.
>Trolled over 6k live viewers (and 30k archive viewers) with a single image
>Knows how to use a fountain pen for some reason
>Not a vampire
>Begrudgingly made a tweet only because his manager told him to do so
>Is so old in Holo standards he experienced using USB 1.x in its prime. For reference, USB 1.x was introduced in 1995
>Debated with Magni whether or not zero is an even number.
>Used to write fanfics a long time ago. Don't worry, I wanna read it too.
>Once mentioned that he thought he wasn't that interesting to be a streamer until his managers told him that he'd be fine. And boy, were they right.
>Is known for his Dracula - style laugh
>Is definitely not a vampire
>Made the mistake of talking about supas on stream and...
>...was innundated by a deluge of supas. It didn't help that he BEGGED chat to stop, not to mention that he didn't even know how to turn it off. Eventually there were so many that his browser crashed and had to unceremoniously end the stream.
>Rewatched Star Trek and The Little Mermaid so much that the VHS tape disintegrated.